1, see a big uncle to pay the electricity bill, the staff to see the uncle cost is very low, curiously asked: why are you so little home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff was puzzled:

1, see a big uncle to pay the electricity bill, the staff to see the uncle cost is very low, curiously asked: why are you so little home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff wondered: you don't watch TV? Don't boil water without air conditioning? Uncle shook his head and whispered: "Visit the door at night!" After watching TV and drinking tea, I also saved air conditioning, and I was lucky enough to drink a few cups! The staff laughed: Then you can't go to people's homes every day? Uncle said mysteriously: Relatives, friends, colleagues and neighbors, take turns to line up the number cycle again and again...

2. There is a local tycoon in the Tomson Yipin community, who spent 200,000 to buy a Tibetan mastiff nursing home. However, this Tibetan mastiff is very vicious, and countless people in the community have been bitten and have been vaccinated against rabies. That time, the cousin passed by the door of the local tycoon's house and was bitten by the Tibetan mastiff. Because the cousin was relatively rigid, he immediately bit into each other, and suddenly a wave of words came from his ear: This child has become ill and has not been saved when he is sent to the hospital.

3. Fang Zhan took a fancy to the beautiful single lady of the dry cleaner, but did not act for a long time. On this day, Fang Zhan sent his most precious eight treasure robes to dry cleaning, and the result was washed and broken. The lady boss said that she wanted to pay compensation, and Fang Zhan felt that the money was too small, and went to make trouble several times in a row. Finally, the hostess asked: What do you really want? Fang Zhan: I have inquired, you have no object, I don't want you to lose money, I just want to be the boss, I don't want a penny dowry! Before the lady could speak, the lady's mother said, "Yes, I promised for my daughter!"

4. Today, I made an appointment with a few colleagues to eat supper, and I came to a girl and did it on my side. A colleague pointed the finger at me, one would fight with me for liquor, the other would dry beer. I also came to the fire, took out the chili sauce, and asked him if he dared? Don't dare to admit it, and if you instigate it, you can not drink it. He glared, dried, a bottle of chili oil, he was all dry, and then I said, I instigated. Then he was taken to the hospital by a few friends, and I had to send my sister.

5. The cousin and couple of the daughter-in-law came to my house as a guest, two women were cooking in the kitchen, and I and my cousin-in-law had tea and chatted. The cousin-in-law said: Brother-in-law, don't look at my daughter-in-law here to cook, at home I cook.? Me: Coincidentally, so did I. Cousin- and brother-in-law: I feel full every time I finish frying a dish without waiting to eat it. Me: Right, right, this dish tastes salty, that dish tastes cooked or not, three tastes and two tastes are full. Cousin-in-law: I actually mean that the oil smoke chokes on the appetite.? At this time, I suddenly found that both women were looking at me, my cousin couldn't help but be funny, and my daughter-in-law had a killing chance on her face.

6. Delivered a month's takeaway and paid a salary of 68,000 yuan. After work, I immediately took my girlfriend to Haidilao to eat hot pot. My girlfriend ordered something for nearly 1,000 yuan, but only the two of us couldn't finish eating!!!!!! I asked the waiter, "Did you add anything to your hot pot?" The waiter righteously said: "We are a regular hot pot restaurant, and we certainly did not add anything unhealthy." I said to my girlfriend, "Didn't you hear ?????? It's not that hot pot is toxic and addictive, you're just too hungry. ”

7. I have been working in Xiaomi for three years, and not a single female male colleague has looked up to me. In desperation, my mother asked the marriage agency to introduce me to two boys. To be honest, the two guys are good looking, both are my type of people and don't know how to choose. After coming home, I told my mother about this, my mother: Girl, those two boys are not for you! I didn't want to choose one of them as a boyfriend. The old mother was angry: No one looked at you, I wanted to save face for you, you had to let me tell the truth!

8. The leader said that there is a very important meeting tonight, and everyone must be in place. At the end of the day, everyone is almost together, but there is one less colleague. The leader asked what was going on, and one of them replied that his father-in-law's birthday was gone. The leader asked strangely: But isn't he still not married? Colleague answer: It is because I am not married that I am more dear than my father!

9. After work, I always want to relax my mood and cross the line of fire for a while. As usual, after work, I played a game in the bedroom, and my wife got angry, thought I wouldn't accompany her, and then had a big fight with me. At night, when I went to bed, my wife and I competed with each other to grab the quilt, and no one let anyone. In the middle of the night, I was sleeping in a daze, and suddenly I felt that my wife was covering me with a quilt, and then she wiped my head again, and then covered my head. My heart was touched and I felt warm. If my wife hadn't put that fart in the bed, I wouldn't be lying in the hospital right now.

10. My sister's birthday is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the days are relatively special, so I will always remember. Today my daughter-in-law said to me: I want to buy a Chanel bag online for my sister, it is almost her birthday. Me: Buy it, do you want to buy one too? The daughter-in-law shook her head: Not for the time being. I was relieved that my daughter-in-law was finally more frugal. Two days later, the courier was delivered. The daughter-in-law tore open the courier and took the bag to look at it repeatedly: Well, the style is very good, then I also want to buy one.

11. When I was in high school, I liked a girl in the class, and when she sang very well, she wanted to form a band at school. I thought it was a good opportunity to talk, so I was ready to participate. I went home and said to my father: Dad, our class has set up a band, I want to participate, and I have to bring my own instruments. Dad stared at me for half a day and handed me chopsticks: Child, our family is poor, can you strive to be a conductor?

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