1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" My heart was very worried, and the jewel made God send a call back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2, last night overtime, did not go home after work in the afternoon, just ordered a ramen noodles in the restaurant. I happened to meet the canteen uncle, which is the money for a ramen, so I paid the money together. At noon today, my uncle watched me come over to eat, and three spoonfuls of ribs were put into my plate. I was embarrassed, the uncle spoke: Yesterday's incident should not have happened, you will not bribe me in the future.?

3, Dad retired some time ago, idle and bored at home all day. Recently, when I saw that he was in a bad mood, I taught him to surf the Internet, and then gave him a computer for 3,000 yuan in Huaqiang North. I applied for a QQ number for my father, and not long after I went online, I heard a coughing sound. I said: Dad heard, this is someone to add your friend! As a result, Dad directly refused, I was very curious to ask the reason, Dad said: Listening to the coughing sound should be a middle-aged man.?

4. The warehouse of the friend's unit was stolen, and the friend deducted two months' salary! Friends are not convinced, so they look for the boss theory. The boss snapped a document in front of a friend! When a friend looks at it, it is a job advertisement written by himself. Contents: Due to the remote geographical location of the unit and the valuable property, the unit is now urgently recruiting two warehouse security guards, and when they go to work, the contact person ... Contact address... Friend: Oh...

5. I still remember that in the year of graduation of the third year of high school, the class teacher took the big guys out to drink together. It is estimated that it was also the first indulgence, everyone opened their bellies to drink to death, and the party dispersed and went home separately. I wandered slowly past the park downstairs in the community, and I couldn't stand it, so I lay on a bench and fell asleep. When I woke up the next day, I saw that I had a blanket on my body. I was overjoyed, felt like I had met a good person, and then rolled over and was shocked. I go, what about my phone? The wallet is also missing, no, what about Lao Tzu's clothes??

6. It was hard to wait until the goddess was abandoned by her rich second-generation boyfriend, and I immediately took advantage of the void to marry her back home. The day after the new marriage, early in the morning I took the goddess to an uninhabited island. Three months later, I returned home with my pregnant goddess. My brother asked me incomprehensibly: Why did you choose a small island for honeymoon? The corners of my mouth trembled and I said: I just want to have a child of my own.

7. Yesterday, the boss pulled me to accompany the customer to dinner, after eating together to fight the landlord, the boss said: The company's affairs are all ready, right? Me: Well, it's all done, one sheet 3. Boss: Hey, a sheet of five, I tell you ah, I commanded the things, can not know less, no? Me: Well, okay, not good. Boss: Oh, Junko, I don't have a card. This morning, I was promoted to department manager because I stepped into the company door first with my right foot.

8. The housekeeper ran to my side and knocked: President, Madame has been sent to the society by you for three days. I looked down at the newspaper and asked him slowly: Is she willing to admit that she is wrong? The housekeeper whispered: No, she also wants me to bring you a word. Curiously, I asked: What words? Let's hear it. Butler: She said that in this day you will banish me without righteousness, and that I will be reborn in nirvana on the day of his life, and that I will eradicate you, and send you a word, Iron, and to be a man, you should be proud, but to give you face, you must !!!!

9. The sister-in-law is a college student at a prestigious school, and as a result, she was assigned to the Wanda station counter after graduation. Today a noblewoman came to the store to buy clothes. 3 hours passed, and the lady tried on more than a hundred dresses back and forth. When the lady put on a skirt again, the sister-in-law praised: "This dress is very beautiful, very suitable for you, just buy this one!" The lady was angry: "This is what I wore when I went out today." "Preparing to go to bed at night, I suddenly received a message from my sister-in-law. She said: "I've been on hand lately, lend me 1,000. "I was about to turn around when she sent another message: I'll pay you back on the 15th. I immediately blocked her, it must have been a stolen number. Because my sister-in-law asked me to borrow money and never said that I would pay it back.??

10. After buying fruit in the supermarket, two fashionably dressed women at the door fought. The fighting was particularly fierce, ripping clothes and pulling hair. There was a woman watching the hilarity, pulled out her mobile phone and planned to shoot a video. The two women immediately stopped fighting, and God pointed to the woman who was taking the video and said: If you dare to shoot, I will immediately smash your mobile phone. After saying that, the two continued to pull their clothes and pull their hair, and they saw such a tacit opponent for the first time.

11, and the girlfriend is a blind date, today's second meeting, a walk and chat. I suddenly had a brain twitch, punched my girlfriend's P-strand, and then pulled my leg and ran. After running for more than ten meters, I turned to look at my girlfriend, and my girlfriend actually stood there without moving, so I went back to hold my girlfriend. When I approached, my girlfriend suddenly slapped me on the head and shouted: 1+1 goods, come and chase the old woman! Then take off your high heels, pull your legs and run!

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