1, a traffic policeman is issuing a ticket, a man with a cigarette came over and shouted: ''What will you do in addition to the ticket?' The traffic police ignored it, and the man continued: "There is a kind of dragging away|" The traffic police were furious

1, a traffic policeman is issuing a ticket, a man with a cigarette came over and shouted: ''What will you do in addition to the ticket?' The traffic police ignored it, and the man continued: "There is a kind of dragging away|." "The traffic police are very angry, and the man continues: there is a kind of dragging away!" The traffic police couldn't bear to take out the walkie-talkie, and when towing the truck, they kindly said to him: ''Come to the five brigades in the afternoon to deal with it!'" Man: "It's my bird business, the car is not mine!" After humming a little song, he rode away on the battery car.

2. The man had a big fight because he was dissatisfied with his wife selling his game account. The man directly smashed his BMW in anger, and his wife also angrily broke the Apple X. As a result, the next day the two were reconciled, and the friend asked the man: Why did you smash the car? The man surnamed Fen said: I wanted to change a Maybach earlier, but my wife just wouldn't. My wife's girlfriend asked her: Why did you smash your phone. The wife smiled and said: I have long wanted to change a Huawei p40, my husband is too expensive.

3, my mother went to buy clothes with me a few years ago, she bought a lot, large bags and small bags, all let me carry, hanging my neck and shoulders are all. I was puzzled: Why did I mention it? My mother said: My noblewoman dresses up, mentioning things does not conform to my public impression, you mention, others think that you are my servant and respect me; when you meet acquaintances, as a daughter, you mention, everyone will also praise you for understanding, I also have face on my face is not it! Alas, my parents are too cultured and not good, and they scare me into a daze!

4. The daughter-in-law went on a business trip with the boss, and my colleagues and I were in the bar. After a few glasses of wine, my colleague said: I was particularly skinny when I was in school, and I liked to scare the class flowers. I smiled and asked: Do you like banhua? Colleague: No, if I like Banhua, I will only hope that she is happy. I thought about it: you're right. Colleague: After the other girls knew my thoughts, they all came to confess to me. Me: Huh? Why? Colleague: No, those girls say they want me to like them because they need to be safe!?

5. The university started its own business, and the junior year is already a famous millionaire in the school. My girlfriend is the school flower of the school, and also the secretary when I worked, in the summer, I took my girlfriend back to my hometown in Yunnan for a trip. Mom and Dad saw their girlfriend very surnamed Fen, leaving her girlfriend at home to rest at night. I talked to my girlfriend in the living room for a while in the evening and was just about to take her to the guest room. Suddenly, my parents, who had never quarreled before, actually quarreled over something trivial, smashed things, and completely disregarded the image in front of their girlfriends, and threw away my face. What was even more infuriating was that my father actually had to do it, and my mother cried and hid in my room. I had no choice but to run over and squeeze in with my girlfriend!

6, the wife to see the store, idle to do some manual work, a week down to earn twenty yuan, bought a fish. At dinner, my wife looked at the fish on the plate and said pitifully: This fish is what I have worked hard for a week, and every bite is my blood and sweat! Listening to her say this, I don't think my heart is a taste. Thinking of my wife and me suffering for so many years, it was really difficult for her, and I felt full after eating a few bites. The wife was also thrifty, and she partnered with her son to eat all the fish. Now, I feel that something is wrong...

7. Today I went to visit my girlfriend's house to visit her parents, because it was the first time I met I was extremely nervous. Who knew that her parents had just seen me and changed their faces, and her mother said, "Yo, you actually came empty-handed?" But I was touched badly, looked down at my hands, and then said happily: "Still the mother-in-law hurts the son-in-law, aunt, you can rest assured that my hands are not cold, no need to wear gloves!" ”

8. Two days ago, I had a fight with my brother because of a girl, and the teacher knew about it and called us into the office. The teacher came up and asked: Two dogs with deep friendship, how can they fight? I told my brothers I didn't know, teacher: Of course I threw them a bone. The teacher said: How to make them bite each other more? Brother answered: Take the bones away? The teacher said: No, no, no, you can just bring a over!?

9, I came home from overtime, as soon as I opened the door, I saw my father kneeling on the washboard in the corner of the wall, asking my mother why, it turned out that my father secretly hid private money. Me: How in my previous life I was blind to find such a loveless lover as you. Unexpectedly, my mother slapped me and then said: Such an adult does not even dare to talk to my husband like this, husband, you get up and let your little lover who is not out of breath kneel for you.

10. The rich man's company's capital chain is broken and bankrupt, and in order to repay the debt, he has to match his daughter, who is not an adult, to the creditor. On the wedding day, the rich man's daughter said to the groom: You refuse to be proud, I don't love you, I married you for my father! The groom just smiled and didn't speak. The next morning, before the groom woke up, the rich man's daughter woke the groom up and said, "Husband, how much does my father owe us?

11. My sister-in-law has met scumbags before, had a fetus, and was married with my brother for three years before getting pregnant. At night, when my sister-in-law wrapped my brother around him and asked him, "Honey, do you want a baby girl or a baby boy?" My brother smiled and said, "Of course it's a baby girl, and it is said that the daughter is the lover of the father's previous life." The sister-in-law smiled and said, "Wow, if it were really a female doll, I would almost become your mother-in-law in the last life." ”

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