1, the company has a colleague is a wife strict management, usually by his wife to manage the fart does not dare to put. Yesterday at the factory dinner, his wife was annoyed by him, threw down a harsh word and left: "Tonight I don't want me to open the door for you!" "Today when he went to work, he deliberately showed off to us, he only said four words and his wife opened the door: your courier!
2, a friend clubbing until the early morning returned, the door was locked by the daughter-in-law, he desperately continued to knock on the door and shouted: the daughter-in-law opened the door, the daughter-in-law opened the door. Ten minutes later, a thick bass voice came from inside the house: I can open the door for you, but you have to make sure you don't hit me.
3, last month just married to the field of girlfriends came back to participate in another girlfriend's wedding, every day lai my family to sleep with me, Hong Kong really, really my nightmare life began, her husband on the work also to open a video with her, at night after work also want video, even two days at 1:30 a.m. also open a video! Early this morning, the man's fiery phone call came over: "I watched the news about the Lianyungang earthquake!" You okay? "Well, it's hundreds of kilometers away from me.
4. He was expelled because he fell in love with the female teacher whom the principal's son was in love with. Within a few days, I transferred to another private college. One of my roommates was playing a game in the dorm room that day and wanted to secretly make a joke with him. I secretly plugged the receiver of my wireless mouse into my roommate's laptop. When he came back from the toilet, he suddenly found that the mouse did not listen to his commands. Just listen to my roommate's repeated scolding: Are you going to rebel? Scolded for about an hour, all kinds of crazy keyboards and mouse drops, at least ten times the computer was restarted, and the reason has not been found...
5. At the end of September 2019, when Ms. Lin was watching a TV series, she accidentally found that her villa in Cixi, Ningbo appeared in the TV series. Ms. Lin then sued the iQiyi platform, the producer of the TV series ningbo Xiangyuan Hejing Real Estate Development Co., Ltd., two property companies before and after the villa. The reporter learned that at present, Ms. Lin's appeal has these points, one is to remove the TV series, or delete the scenes involving her villa in the TV series; the second is to apologize; the third is to compensate for the loss, which is currently estimated at 3 million, including property losses and invasion of privacy!
6, when a friend buys furniture before marriage, his daughter-in-law looks at a very expensive bed. But the friend preferred her daughter-in-law, and finally bought the bed. Then they went to see the sofa together, and the shopping guide began to introduce us to various sofas, so I said: Do you have a little bit of convenience, tell us about it. The shopping guide looked at me and said: Buy a sofa like a bed, you will not be happy with your daughter-in-law, where do you sleep? I thought this was the case, and quickly said: Then you introduce us to a few models that are comfortable to sit and lie down.
7, last year's New Year's Meeting, the mother-in-law bought back a big Chinese knot from the set, on which there was a gold dafu character. The mother-in-law liked it and let the father-in-law hang in the living room... Unexpectedly, on the third day, the lanyard of the Chinese knot was opened, fell down, and broke the mother-in-law's vase. The mother-in-law felt unlucky and exhaled to find the stall owner... The stall owner smiled: "Auntie, congratulations, this is called blessing from heaven, years of peace..." As a result, the mother-in-law is happy and happy and has returned! Have you learned to waste?
8, the boyfriend is poor and loves rich, and even abandoned me to be with a rich woman! I began a hunger strike, couldn't sleep at night, and lost a lot of weight in a few days. My mother brought my aunt and asked her to come and enlighten me. But unexpectedly, my aunt also lost love, we both leaned back, hugged the headache and cried, and finally after the mood stabilized, my aunt suddenly pulled me to the living room to weigh. Looking at the numbers on the scale, she broke into a smile: "Sister, your daughter has lost 140, hurry up and give money!" ”
9. The class teacher of the middle school asked me to abide by discipline. One day, the study hall was in chaos, and I shouted: Don't talk! Silently, he said: "Say it again!" There is still no response. The back door of the classroom was still open, and I slammed the door with a loud bang from Kuang, shouting angrily, "Get out and say it!" There was silence in the classroom... Then I resigned because the class teacher had two front teeth.
10, just went out today to see the car parked outside was painted in a mess, but I saw the children playing happily, I am happy for them. Because the car can be repaired if it is broken, and childhood is only once, the child's happiness is the most important, so I did not say anything. After all, the car is not mine, and the child is not mine
11, in order to buy Apple mobile phone, every night after class to go to KTV to work. Yesterday, Banhua had to play after seeing my mobile phone, and as a result, the screen was broken, so I had to put it in the after-sales shop for repair. In the afternoon, just after the repair was turned on, an unfamiliar number was called in. As soon as it was connected, he shouted at me: "Why is your phone turned off?" I've been playing all afternoon! What did you do? Does a little girl who goes to school in the field not know how to keep the phone running smoothly at all times? Do you know how much your parents will worry about you? I weakly asked, "Who are you?" The other side said angrily: "I am a courier, come to the north gate to pick up the courier, hurry up!" ”
12, as soon as the train started, when the conductor began to check the ticket, three male colleagues squeezed into a toilet, the conductor finally walked to the outside of the toilet, she knocked on the door and said: "Check the ticket." Then the door opened a small slit and a ticket was handed out from inside. The conductor looked at the ticket
13. I remember when I was in high school, our English teacher gave us a lecture, and when we talked about the problem, we said, "When I look at this question, I will choose A." Then spent a few minutes to explain to us why we chose A, and then opened the tutorial book to see the answer to choose B, and then calmly said, "This question chooses B, there is no why, it is to choose B." ”
14, a few years ago online love a girlfriend, we agreed to meet in the next year, but it backfired, and when we could go out, we chose a good place, and the distance on both sides was similar. After coming to the place, I opened a room, waiting is half a month, do you know how difficult it is, and finally only the fare left to go home, I resolutely went home, after arriving home, I took out my mobile phone and sent a circle of friends: "I don't believe in love anymore..." Who knows she replied below: "Say what Le, you don't know that I waited for you in another hotel for half a month, and I also returned home because I had no money... Must be, we are born a pair!
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