1. A female college student was tricked into the MLM nest, the MLM leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher,

1. A female college student was tricked into the pyramid scheme nest, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, immediately go home to get money, learn to make money with you." When the eldest brother heard that the female college student wanted to go home to get the money, his heart blossomed, and he continued to brainwash her: "You can ask your family to transfer money to you, so that you don't have to run around, and you can quickly seize the opportunity to get rich." The female college student said, "No, my dad is a very stubborn person, and he won't take money without seeing me." "The eldest brother was blinded by the money, and he also believed in his brainwashing technology, thinking that female college students were too simple and had been brainwashed successfully." He said, "Then go back and get the money!" If you miss an opportunity, you won't have it later. The next day, when the female college student left, she said: "Big brother, I have no fare, can you borrow 500 yuan for me?" I promise to come back immediately after taking the money and return it to you twice. "The eldest brother thought about it, anyway, the money she got back was mine, and it didn't hurt to lend her some." So the eldest brother lent the 500 yuan he had just cheated to a female college student. The female college students thanked her, thanked her again and again, and promised to return soon. But 5 days passed, the female college student did not come back, the eldest brother waited impatiently, he picked up the mobile phone to call the female university and asked her: "When will you come back?" There is no chance to come back. The female college student replied: "Go to your chance, you big stupid hat, really think I was brainwashed by you?" If it wasn't for the escape, I would have to act with you? I've called the police, you're waiting to be caught! "The eldest brother saw the reply and took a look, I was actually deceived? Also cheated 500 pieces. No, I'll have to run. In fact, the female college student was intimidating him, she did not call the police, she just escaped from the pyramid scheme nest, her heart is still hanging!

2. A rich man from India came to China to travel, got off the plane and booked a ticket back to India on the way to the hotel, and quietly left China without playing. After returning to India, the rich father asked his son strangely: "How did you come back when you first arrived in China?!" The son said with some trepidation: "It's not good, China is going to attack the mainland, the streets and alleys are posted with slogans, writing "print", "laser printing", "fast printing", door-to-door printing, 3D printing." If I hadn't run so fast, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen you!" Father said: Thanks to the fact that you have learned a little Chinese before, thank you!

3. In the first year of high school, our class had pairs of beautiful twins, the same hairstyle, wearing the same clothes. Once, I was getting into a fight with one of them, and she slapped me and ran. I went to find the land to settle the account, but I saw their sisters standing together, not admitting that they had done it themselves. 10 years on, yesterday at a class reunion, I brought it up. They looked at each other and smiled, but they still didn't tell me who slapped me... 

4. It was raining heavily on a date with my girlfriend, and my girlfriend said, "There's a hotel nearby, let's go in and hide, and we'll go back tomorrow." "I asked my girlfriend to wait for me to get down and then braved the rain to run to the other side. I bought two umbrellas and handed one to her. I said, "What's the waste of that money?" My mom made soup and waited for me to go back and drink it! Go, I'll send you home! ”

5. The wife's girlfriend talked about a boyfriend in secret from everyone, and the boyfriend was quite old, so he didn't tell everyone. My wife's girlfriend was dating her boyfriend and was bumped into by me, and my wife's girlfriend looked panicked. I said: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, this is a secret for both of us! The next day, my girlfriend came to my house to play, and when I was eating, my daughter-in-law asked: Stinky girl, where did the strawberries on her neck come from? My girlfriend looked at me and said: This is my secret with your husband! I "poofed" a mouthful of rice and squirted out, what's wrong, did I say something wrong?

6. Fu Er Dai has a severe fox odor, and today is his 38th blind date, or it ended in failure. He said to quanjude's cashier: "How much is the checkout?" Cashier: "635 yuan, WeChat Alipay?" "Rich second generation: "I come often, you know, count 600!" The cashier shook his head: "No, small business, don't make money." Rich second generation: "If you can't 600, you can get a 10% discount." The cashier cheerfully agreed: "Okay! "At the end of the checkout, it only cost 571.5 yuan!" Before the second generation of the rich left, he also came to say: "This is 575 don't look for it!" ”

7. Last month, my cousin got into a divorce with my cousin. He said that his cousin was too fat to walk now, and he was a manager, and it was a shame to take him out! After the uncle heard about it, he called his cousin back to his hometown, plugged in the gate, picked up the shovel, and beat him. While beating, he said, "When she didn't marry you, she was less than a hundred pounds!" What a beautiful girl, you poor boy, went to the door of the house and squatted on the face of the dead skin for half a month to impress the parents! People didn't abandon you back then, and now you want to be a demon? Where to put your daddy's face! ”

8. My sister was a well-known university bully at school, but she couldn't do anything but study. Everyone else was in and out of the right, and she was alone, and she was also addicted to learning at that time. After graduation, at a party, a boy in her class drank alcohol and suddenly confessed to her. The boy said: I don't think you are fat, or you are with me. My sister got angry when she heard it, and disdainfully said: I haven't given up on you short yet! Then the boy is now her husband.

9. When the daughter-in-law of a colleague was still a female colleague, one day his daughter-in-law asked her colleague to have coffee together. The waiter was careless and spilled a co-worker a body of coffee. Since there was no change of clothes around his brother, his daughter-in-law proposed that her colleagues go to the hotel to open a room first, and she went to help her colleagues get a change of clothes. Later, the two of them were together. It wasn't until the wedding day that my colleague discovered that the person who sprinkled me a cup of coffee was his daughter-in-law's sister!]

10. In the first class of chemistry in the afternoon, everyone was not in good spirits. The teacher asked: What is sodium? The students looked at each other and were silent. At this time, the chemistry teacher was a little angry, so he raised his voice and asked: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: it was a magical road... Since then, the chemistry teacher has never brought a mobile phone to class.