1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life?

1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was in a car accident and did not rescue him, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. Dude is a fat man, gluttonous and snoozing and very much wants to lose weight. On this day, he saw a diet pill online. As long as it is taken strictly every day, taking a course of treatment will have obvious results, and if it is ineffective, it can be fully refunded. Then, he bought a course of medicine to try. After receiving the medicine, he opened the instruction manual and looked at it carefully, only to see that it read: "Please take one capsule every two hours, twelve times a day, on an empty stomach." ”?

3. I asked my cousin, "Sister, would you rather continue to be a supermarket salesman, or would you rather go to your father's pig farm to raise pigs?" Cousin said: "Of course, I am willing to continue to be a supermarket salesman, you think, in the supermarket working environment is good, there is air conditioning blowing every day, and you don't have to do heavy work." I said, "No, you think, you have to please people every day as a salesman in a supermarket, and you don't have to please pigs every day when you raise pigs in pig farms!" ”

4. The cousin was brain-damaged by a Maybach S-class, and the owner lost 800,000 yuan. Not long ago, she picked up a Xiaomi Mi 10 PRO on the road. There is a note clipped behind the phone case: If my phone is picked up by you, please return it, there is a heavy thank you, my number: 150 ... As a result, the cousin was on the phone for two consecutive days... Just come to tell me, I seem to understand something after listening, this is the second goods met the two goods ah!

5. A colleague of Yunda Express was promoted to the region regularly, and his salary rose from 5,000 to 100,000 yuan. After work in the evening, he invited me to a seafood buffet. Entered the store to ask how much money, the front desk girl told us 300 yuan a person. My colleague felt a little expensive and planned to leave, so I said: Don't worry, let's go see how the dish looks like first. After walking around, I found that there are quite a lot of seafood, and the dishes are very fresh. I said to my colleagues: What do you think? Otherwise, let's eat it in the open air.

6. After resigning from a state-owned enterprise company, I lay at home every day and played with my mobile phone! Suddenly a big company called me the other day and asked me to go to work. Today is my brother's day at work, my daughter-in-law had to send me, and she has been sending me to the door of the company for a long time and refusing to leave. Instructing me to work hard and listen to the words of the leader, I comforted: "Honey, you can go back with confidence, I am fine, as long as it is gold, it can shine everywhere!" My daughter-in-law suddenly wrapped her arms around me and cried, "You must cherish this opportunity, do you know how difficult it is to come to this job?" ”

7. When she confessed to the goddess, she said that if I bought a BMW, she would marry me. I counted all my belongings together and found that there was a gap of 150,000. I just followed the novel: "Brother can you lend me 150,000, there is an accident at home, urgent use!" "Yes, I'll make a plan today and go to the bank with me early tomorrow morning to pick it up." "I was very happy in my heart, I didn't expect to find such righteousness." The next day at the bank door, he handed me a black stocking and asked me, "Do you prefer a knife or a gun?" ”?

8. Last night the female boss had a birthday, invited the whole company's colleagues to go to the bar together, the female boss had a lot of fun, but also drank a lot of wine, at this time, the female boss proposed that we come to play the lottery game, who draws what is who, after everyone listened, they were enthusiastic and enthusiastically participated. At this time, the landlady listed the prizes, and some colleagues drew cash rewards, and some also drew vacation rewards. When I arrived, the pointer accidentally turned to the landlady, and the scene suddenly became quiet. Everyone looked at the landlady. The landlady said: Since the rules are set by me, what should I do. When the colleagues saw the situation, they were silent, and then they all found various reasons to leave first. At this time, I saw the smile leaking out of the female boss's face and said to me: From today onwards, I will belong to you. Emma, is this my luck?

9. Xiao Wang came back from a business trip and found that the refrigerator at home was broken, and the things in the refrigerator were broken. So I gave the repair master a door to repair the refrigerator. Xiao Wang opened the refrigerator and asked the master: Is it cold? The master bowed his head and did not speak. Five minutes later, Xiao Wang asked again: Do you feel cold?" At this time, the master said angrily: Don't ask me if I am cold! My wife divorced me and took the family's money, and I am very cold now!?

10. The brother-in-law and the rich second generation girlfriend quarrel to break up, the girlfriend packed up her things and deliberately made a noise, and finally shouted: "Am I really gone?" The brother-in-law pretended not to care and continued to play the game, and also signaled his girlfriend not to leave things behind, and the girlfriend said: "I was really blind!" She slammed the door crying. The brother-in-law threw down his mobile phone and stiffened to the window. Looking at her distant back, she burst into tears: "If I'm good enough, I won't let you go." After the girlfriend left, the not-so-large room seemed much empty, a person, a table, a chair, a computer, and the 1,000,000 yuan breakup fee given by her father in the corner.

11. I went to work as a flight attendant in order to make a lot of money, and after a month of work, I finally found a rich and handsome boyfriend. When we got married, all his salary would be handed over to me. Once on my husband's birthday, I planned to buy him a wallet as a gift. My husband took a fancy to a small one and asked for my opinion. I said, "Well, it's really good, it's perfect for people like you who don't have money to use it." ”?

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