1． The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss started doing the right thing with his wife

1． The lady boss was at home having a private meeting with her lover, and unfortunately the boss was returning, and she hid her lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating them, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock-opening experts and guard against the "thieves" from unlocking

2． The local tycoon met a beautiful stewardess on a business trip, chased for more than a year, finally together, it didn't take long for the flight attendant to get pregnant, the two people were married, when they were born, the flight attendant was tall, the child grew up to be relatively large, and it took a long time to go down, and finally chose caesarean section, the flight attendant almost lost half a life, and the child weighed nine pounds and one or two. After the birth of the child, the mother-in-law praised the child as beautiful, like a flight attendant, and had long legs, saying that the daughter-in-law would give birth. The flight attendant did not say a word, and said to the local tycoon at night: "Your mother said in front of me every day that I would give birth, useless, Hugh wants to deceive me into having a second child."

3. After graduating from a prestigious university, I was recruited to work as a teacher at a university of science and technology. Played a friendly competition with other colleges, and there was a young male teacher on the other side. The young man is quite handsome, a bit like a star, but the ball skills are not good. I gave him a heel in a fake move, and a dragon landed on the basket. As a result, the girls on the sidelines shouted at me: Play Lai! Hit people with the ball! It sounded again: So old still learn to play, evil Xin is dead! When I looked back, it was a student of our college.

4. At seven o'clock in the evening, the iron pillar has been off work for an hour, and it is still wandering in front of the door, not daring to enter the door. He stood at the door of the house, thinking about his wife's eager eyes, and he was even more hesitant. Listening to the sound of his wife cutting vegetables made him even more frightened. Finally, the iron pillar hardened its scalp, strengthened its courage, and slammed open the door. I heard him shouting loudly at his wife: Wife, it's too hot at noon today, I spent an extra dollar!

5. A man with diarrhea asked the doctor next door to help him look at it. He said to the doctor: My family is poor and can't afford to pay for medicine, so when it is cured, please come home for a drink. The doctor agreed. The man took a few pills and got better, but he was afraid that the doctor would let him entertain him, so he lied that the illness was not good. One day, the doctor found out that the man was defecating, so he went to the examination, saw that he was pulling all the dry SHI, immediately angry, said: Pull such a good SHI, why don't you invite me

6. The programmer's brother-in-law is a straight man of steel, who has not found an object for almost 40 years. Later, his mother-in-law spent 3,000 yuan to sign him up for "Non-sincere Do Not Disturb". After the brother-in-law came on, a female guest asked: What business are you doing now? How much money can I have per month? The brother-in-law smiled slightly: "I didn't do business, I worked in the Icon of Wanda Group, eight thousand per month." The female guest then asked: Eight thousand salary for a single dog can still live, but after marriage, what do you want to do with me? The brother-in-law was stunned for a moment and said: Who said I want to raise you

7. Dad looked out the window and sighed: "Crops, how many crops have been damaged by this hail?" Mom looked out the window and sighed: "Vegetables, tomorrow's vegetable price is going up again because of the hail, the little brother looked out the window and sighed: Girlfriend, I am holding the hail to pick you up, you must be moved, I looked out the window and sighed: My love car, you have been hurt by hail, the insurance company must pay The wife looked out the window and sighed: Romantic, holding the lover's hand and walking in the hail How beautiful The son looked out the window and sighed: "My God, How delicious would it be if sugar had been added to this hailstone?

8. Five years ago I borrowed 8,000 yuan from a female colleague, and as a result, she left her job a week later, and I broke off contact with her since then, and today my WeChat suddenly received a transfer of 80,000. I took a closer look, it was given by the colleague, I did not confirm. Just when I was stunned, the voice phone call came over, and she said: Brother, this is my money to pay you back! I said you're afraid you've misremembered the number, it's 8,000. Female colleague said: Brother, before it was 8000, but after all, it has been many years, and it was really wrong for me to quit and say goodbye, so more is compensation. Then she said, "Brother, I'll invite you to dinner after work!" "Just for this 80,000, I can't refuse." I haven't seen her in five years, the female colleague looks better than before, it seems that she is doing well now, she beckoned me to sit down, and said: "Brother, first apologize to you!" She was also full of apologies for what happened, and after she punished herself with three cups, she explained it to me. It turned out that her sudden resignation was not intentional, but that the supervisor was pestering her in every way, and she really had no choice, so she left. At that time, she wanted to get away from the city, so she borrowed some money before leaving. In the past two years, she has done her own business, and her income is very good, fifty or sixty thousand a month, and she has recently just come back to develop. So the first time I returned my money, I said as long as 8,000, more than not, she said I must collect, otherwise her conscience is uneasy. At dinner, I was curious to ask her what kind of business she was doing, so that she could make money. She said: Brother, I was about to tell you about this matter, I thought you were very good to me, so I can't forget you when I get rich, I take you to make money, I hate to give 40,000, and then I will make money. I said, "Well, I don't have much money, I'll invest 70,000 first, and then I'll see the situation!" "I took the 80,000 she gave me and transferred another 70,000 to her. It is estimated that I took less, and after eating, she blacked me out

9. Last week I went to Sanya on a business trip, and my wife, who had just got my driver's license, actually drove my Maiten back to her mother's house. I told my wife to pay attention to safety when driving. As a result, the next day I was still dreaming, and I was woken up by my wife's urgent telephone ringing. Half dreaming and half awake, I heard her whisper: I just want to ask you, how to put away the airbag, and what is the insurance company phone number you bought? I'm not a big deal compared to a car

10. My husband has been working overtime regularly recently, and in order to treat my husband, I decided to make braised pork for my husband at night. After the ingredients were prepared, I was ready to start cutting the meat, only to accidentally cut my fingers. At this time, the daughter who was watching TV came to the kitchen, looked at the blood stuck on the meat and the board, and the daughter said solemnly: Are you coloring the braised meat, or are you dripping blood to recognize your relatives?

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