1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2. The mother-in-law has cancer and needs 1 million! Ask all relatives and friends to borrow money to make up 450,000! Yesterday, the old man walked down the street in a daze and actually picked up a bank card. There is also a sentence written on the back of the glance: "Having money is willful, and the password is 594188!" The old man was ecstatic and hurried to find the nearest bank to withdraw money! The teller asked, "How much to take?" The old man had the courage to say, "50,000!" The teller took out 50,000 and handed it to the old man: "Take 50,000, sir, you still have 950,000 left in your card!" "I went, it turned out that Kari really had money, or a whole 1 million!"

3 My dad had a very old van that was parked all the way in the backyard. Then, on a whim, my sister asked me to go shopping in the city with me. She drove, went to the city to wait for the traffic lights, the green lights came on, started to hit the direction, a force, the steering wheel fell off... After about ten seconds, the car behind me kept ringing, and my sister calmly took the steering wheel down, and it was quiet in an instant!

4 A brother has recently become more and more severe pharyngitis, coughing all day long, I can't get up with him. Out of concern, I advised him to quit smoking: you are coughing so hard that you tear your lungs apart, why don't you quit smoking? The buddy listened to the bitterness on his face and said: If you can't quit, you will be killed if you quit! I listened for a moment and asked curiously: Why? The buddy looked at me, smiled bitterly, and said: My wife said that if I could quit smoking in my life, she would go to SI!

5 Xiaoming and Xiaohong have been friends for many years. In the end, the two people still married happily, and finally became a loving couple. Xiaoming asked: Wife, do you know why I don't marry you, and you are the only one in your eyes? Xiaohong replied shyly: Why? Bob: That's because your face is too big, it prevents me from looking at other girls and blocks my view.

6 The eldest sister-in-law is beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I said indignantly, Am I that kind of person? Then I went out the door breathlessly. Just after arriving at the door of the community, a strange young woman pulled me aside. The young woman said that she had come here for a tour, and that her mobile phone and wallet had been stolen. Tell me to do well and lend her 50 bucks. She was hungry and wanted to have dinner. I was surprised and said, does it cost 50 yuan for dinner? I'll give you ten bucks, there's a bun shop over there, two bucks for a meat bun, and you can buy five. The young woman nodded and said, ten dollars is fine.

7 The sister-in-law has only one hand and the other is installed with a pretend. Once I taught her to dance, her prosthetic hand touched my face. I pushed my sister-in-law away and said, "Don't mess around!" The sister-in-law quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I am a prosthetic limb, and I often don't listen to orders." I couldn't help but laugh and said, "I've heard a lot of excuses, but this one is the best." ”

8 My cousin was admitted to the University of Economics and Law with her girlfriend and was rated as the school flower together. After going to college, his cousin fell in love with the school grass, and after a year of talking, he dumped his cousin. The cousin cried in the dormitory for a day without eating, and the girlfriend looked very distressed and coaxed the cousin to go out to eat. The cousin felt that she could not live up to the kindness of her girlfriend, so she simply cleaned up and followed her girlfriend to eat the food street. When the girlfriend came back, she asked her cousin if she was in a better mood, and the cousin shook her head and cried again. The girlfriend looked very anxious and tried her best to comfort her cousin, but the cousin was embarrassed to tell her that she was uncomfortable eating...

9 After the abbot was still vulgar, he could finally eat meat, and the rich woman made a large table for the abbot. As a result, I did not expect that the abbot was too anxious when he ate, and he had a fish thorn stuck in his throat, and the pain was unbearable, so he went to the hospital. The doctor looked at it with a serious look and said that this had to be operated on. The abbot timidly asked him how much he had to pay? He said it was about 5,000 pieces. 5000 pieces! The abbot grunted nervously and swallowed a little saliva, but he didn't expect to swallow the fish thorn into his stomach! So the abbot smiled and walked out under the doctor's regretful gaze.

10. Last night, lying in bed playing with mobile phones, suddenly a goddess sent a WeChat message asking: "What are you doing?" I thought it was a buddy, so I habitually replied: Dry! Your sister! Speaking of pressing the send button, at that moment of a thousand gunshots, I pressed and held down the send button, directly got up, got out of bed, kicked my legs, kicked off the power of the router, sighed, let go of the send button, Konima, the phone automatically connected to the 4G network! It's all fate, it's all fate!!! #Funny Moment# #年度搞笑名场面 #