This afternoon, Wang Gong was going out to do something, and suddenly it rained, and he didn't bring an umbrella. Wang Gong thought: Most of this is because he forgot to be at a friend's house, so he wrote a letter to his friend. He had just finished writing, and his wife was holding on

This afternoon, Wang Gong was going out to do something, and suddenly it rained, and he didn't bring an umbrella. Wang Gong thought: Most of this is because he forgot to be at a friend's house, so he wrote a letter to his friend. He had just finished writing, and his wife had returned home with his umbrella. When Wang Gong saw this, he wrote in the letter: The umbrella has been found, and hereby advises that there is no need to look for it again. After writing, I took the umbrella out and sent the letter to the mail.

2 When I brushed the short video, I found a man wearing women's clothing with a special figure. This video piqued my curiosity, and I was going to try it myself. I secretly took the dress that my daughter-in-law had not worn for many years and put it on myself. As soon as I turned around, I saw a shocked daughter-in-law! The daughter-in-law said that I chased her and married her to take advantage of her, for another purpose! No matter how I explained it, she beat me to death!

3 The in-laws and mother-in-law failed contraception and were reluctant to beat it, so they gave birth to a little uncle. Now that the little uncle is in elementary school, his husband often tutors him with his homework. That time, the little uncle asked her husband: Brother, is it a disease that you don't like to write homework? Husband: Definitely! Little uncle: Then help me cure it quickly! The husband took out a sugar cane and said: Start treatment today, if you can complete the homework on time, you will take it internally, and you will not be able to achieve external use!

4 in the middle of the night can not sleep want to daughter-in-law affectionate and affectionate, the result of the daughter-in-law woke up, two words do not say that the small fist is like a windmill, give me a smash, while hitting and scolding: the old woman bought a lot of food, wear, is about to pay the bill, on the TM was woken up by you, you usually always stop me, even if the old woman has a dream you TM are to make trouble...

5 The company stipulates that people in the company are not allowed to fall in love with each other, and I like the female secretary of the female boss, so I have to resign in order to pursue her. I went to resign from my female boss, who firmly disagreed with my resignation and asked me why I resigned. I told her that I liked someone in the company, that I was going after her, and that I had to quit my job so as not to violate the company's rules. The female boss was a little pleased to hear me say that she told me not to resign, saying that she could change the company's rules for me. The female boss is really a good boss for the sake of her subordinates, and I quickly thank her. Unexpectedly, the female boss threw me a bunch of keys and asked me to drive her Ferrari and live in her big villa. I took the female boss's key and hesitated to tell her that I wanted to chase her female secretary.

6 The chairman's son is a clumsy boy who has just graduated from college to inherit the chairman's company. In my first month at work, he chased after a female colleague of mine. My colleague was forced by him to take me straight to the top of the cylinder and tell him that I was her boyfriend. As a result, I was fired on the same day, and I was paid an extra year on the card. In addition to the joy in my heart, I also feel ashamed of it! Alas, I really wanted to tell him the truth: "Brother, actually, that girl is not my girlfriend, she is your father's!"

7 In the evening, I sat on the couch with my son and watched TV, and I asked my son to help me go to the refrigerator to get a drink! My son reluctantly refused to say, "Do your own thing!" "After a while, my son wanted to eat strawberries and came to me to wash my hands.

I retorted him with his words: "Didn't you say you did your own thing?" The son said, "Other people's things should be done for help!" "Now the child is against the sky!"

8 My wife thinks that I am too long to face the child, and after sitting in confinement, I ran away with an old rich man. I was alone to support my children for years and never looked for a partner again. Not long ago, a new female colleague came, very beautiful, and I fell in love with her at first sight. All morning I was haunted, always sneaking up on her. During the lunch break, I thought for a long time, and finally plucked up the courage to come to the sister, stuttered and said to her: "Beauty, beauty, the boss asked me to add you WeChat, so as to pull you into the work group." She was immediately happy: "Handsome man, the boss told me before I came, I must stay away from you..."