1, female colleagues to withdraw money, take ten thousand vomit fifty thousand, she looked up at the monitoring! Counted ten thousand in the bag, and the rest was put on the cabinet and left! Half a month later, I received the head of the legal department of the bank

1, female colleagues to withdraw money, take ten thousand vomit fifty thousand, she looked up at the monitoring! Counted ten thousand in the bag, and the rest was put on the cabinet and left! Half a month later, I received a call from the head of the legal department of the bank, saying that I had gone to the court to sue him! The roommate scornfully said: "I just passed the judicial examination this year, I didn't take the money, and I have no obligation to keep it for you!" The supervisor was silent for a moment: "What you took away is the ten thousand of our bank, and the ten thousand that remains is yours." ”

2. Last night my cousin suddenly came to my house to spend the night, so I asked her to go to sleep next door. The next morning I was ready to go to work, and then suddenly thought of what my cousin ate in the morning, so I went into the room to leave her a hundred to eat, when she was still sleeping, when I dropped the money, my cousin woke up, smiled and said to me: Brother, see your movement of losing money is quite skilled ah... The second O'o. What are the children thinking now...

3. After the development of science and technology, I finally have my own White Horse King's Womb like the princess in the fairy tale. He was like a brave knight, always coming to see me. Whether it was wind or rain, he always came as always, which touched my heart. One day, he said on the way to come: Miss, the community security guards will not let you in, or you come down to take it, okay?? Sure enough, my knight had trouble on the road and had to charge for delivery...

4, at noon, the son went home to rub rice, nibbled two duck legs in a row, and was about to reach out to clip the third one, when the mother's hand was fast, and stretched out chopsticks to protect the plate. The son was stunned: "What? Mom: "It hurts my mother!" Son: "What?" My dear mother, am I not your own child? Is it so painful to nibble on your two duck legs? Mother: "Son, it's a long story!" Watch you nibble on the duck leg and arouse the heart disease of the mother! Son: "Heart disease?" What heart disease? "Mom:" You've been nibbling on twenty years of age, how long will you have to nibble on it before you get the head?"

5, just now I took a taxi home, the driver did not say a word during the whole process. When I got to the place, I slapped him and he was so startled that he hit the pole. I said: "Do you want to be scared of this?" He took out a cigarette and lit it slowly, and said to me: Boy, I used to drive a hearse.

6, five years ago I thought of finding a girlfriend to get married, and now I have not married. Five years ago, a colleague got married, and the wedding host asked the colleague to throw out the bouquet in his hand, saying that whoever the flower fell on was the next happy person, and I grabbed it with my height advantage!! Three years ago, a classmate got married, or the host said the same thing, the classmates all let me, and I grabbed it again. Yesterday a younger brother got married, and it was this host who said that again, and as a result, my brother deliberately threw flowers into my arms. Afterwards, the host said to me privately: Dude, this is just a wedding game, don't take it seriously.

7. The university is a flight attendant major, and I had a good time with the class flowers in our class. One day I invited her to dinner, and Ban Hua suddenly said, "I need a boyfriend." I smiled and said, "I'll help you find it, it's nice to have a brother in my dorm." Ban Hua said, "I'm with him, won't you be jealous?" I quickly explained: "You think too much, right?" I don't have anything to do with him, you can rest assured. ”

8. Before the brother and sister-in-law got married, the two discussed the distribution of divorce property, and finally reached the following agreement: three houses belonged to the brother, and the five-year-old daughter returned to the sister-in-law. Now they are just two steps away from divorce: buying three houses and having a daughter when she grows to five. The sister-in-law's sister-in-law said to the sister-in-law: What is the hurry! If you have already made a divorce agreement, what else will you get married? It's a waste of time.

9. After marrying into her husband's family, she lived in a duplex house with her in-laws and sister-in-law. Recently, the sister-in-law has become obsessed with parkour games, and every time she plays, she shouts while playing, as if she is about to fall to her death at any moment. One night, after playing a game, my sister-in-law turned to me and said: Sister-in-law, I will teach you to play this game, it is very exciting! I said to my sister-in-law solemnly: Sister, I can't play this game because my voice is not as good as yours!

10. The results of the college entrance examination came out, and I was admitted to Wuhan University. Dad decided to take me out to dinner and celebrate. When I met someone in Daddy's unit in the restaurant, every time Daddy introduced me to outsiders, he used a humble word, that is, a dog. Maybe I was too happy today, my brain was hot, and I said to others: This is my dog...

11, the old man especially likes pets, what breed of dogs he has raised. That time, the old man told me that raising a small dog is also raising, and the big dog is also the same, and the big dog is safer to watch the house. After listening to my husband's words, I bought a particularly large Labrador. Now I have found out that it is not terrible to have a dog, it is terrible to have a big dog. Raising a big dog is not the most terrible, but I am afraid that this big dog will always treat himself as a baby! Our dog is over a year old and still treats himself like a month-old baby. Nothing to ask for a bag, more than 70 pounds of large physique, squatting on people's legs, directly paralyzed. Every time it spoils me, it can squeeze me down, and when it sees that it has caused trouble, it will run away!

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