The mother-in-law who still has charm is favored by an old rich man, and the father-in-law asks the old rich man for six million, and then divorces the mother-in-law. After my father-in-law had money, he opened a company of his own. Today

The mother-in-law who still has charm is favored by an old rich man, and the father-in-law asks the old rich man for six million, and then divorces the mother-in-law. After my father-in-law had money, he opened a company of his own. Today, the father-in-law held a meeting with the employees and then asked who still had comments and suggestions. The supervisor stood up and was just about to speak, but did not hold back: poof, poof, poof! Three farts in a row. The father-in-law frowned and said: Speak human words! The supervisor said: Employees reported that their salaries were low and asked for a raise. The father-in-law slapped the table and angrily said: Fart! The supervisor was shocked and released two in a row.

2. It's Monday, and my husband and I went to work early in the morning. The mother-in-law was preparing to cook at home, and found that she did not buy vegetables, so she hurried to go. At noon, my mother-in-law came home after buying vegetables, and when she opened the door, she smelled a very strong smell of coal!! The mother-in-law thought: No, the gas at home has leaked, and it must be turned off quickly!! The mother-in-law was about to turn on the light and enter the house, when she suddenly remembered what others said about the first thing to do in the face of danger, we must first calm ourselves and not be nervous. So the mother-in-law stood in the doorway and took several deep breaths, and finally fainted from gas poisoning...

3. The abbot walked to the river in a wheelchair and saw an old man of similar age fishing. The old man fished for three hours, and not a single fish was hooked! The abbot then asked him: You haven't caught a fish all day, why don't you go home? The old man said: I have a retirement salary of more than 10,000 yuan, no bad habits, and there are still several houses in the family, and my wife can't be picky about me! So I can only buy the most expensive fish food to fish, let her nag me, otherwise with her introverted personality, she will be bored! The abbot instantly felt inferior when he heard it!

4. The cousin did a physical examination before receiving the marriage license, but he did not expect to find cancer and live for up to two months. The cousin was very sad, so he went to the monastery to ask the abbot!! Whether the division has a good treatment. Abbot Big!! Shi groaned for a while: "Sell your Mercedes, buy an old bicycle, divorce your wife, find a female winemaker to marry, sell your downtown house, go to the suburbs to buy a broken house." "Then I'll be able to live a few more years?" The cousin asked eagerly. Abbot Big!! Teacher: "No, but you will feel like you are living like a year!" ”

5. I'm usually afraid of dogs, but when I got home on this day, a dog came straight at me. Scared me and yelled, "Daddy, when did you buy the dog?" Dad came out of the kitchen and said, "It's this morning!" I was about to cry: "Dad, you can't have a dog, I'm afraid." Dad smiled and said, "That's not the reason, you have to adapt to it and not avoid it." Just like me, I'm afraid of your mother, is it away from your mother? ”

6. My female boss is a mature woman who has been divorced three times, but I am the woman who likes her taste. I struggled for a long time, and finally decided to confess to her. In the evening, I took out my phone and sent her a long string of loving words, and she replied with an ellipsis. Curious, I asked my buddies: What the hell did he mean? The buddy thought about it and said: These six points are to tell you, don't confess, go out of the house and become a monk!

7. My mother was on a business trip, and my father didn't want to clean up, so he bribed me with money. With money motivating me to become particularly diligent, sweeping the floor, washing dishes, feeding pigs... I rushed to do everything, and I earned more than ten yuan a week. I just got up the window that day, picked up a broom and went out into the yard to sweep the floor. Dad rushed over and grabbed the broom with one hand: "Don't sweep!" Dad didn't have the money to buy cigarettes..."

8. The family is particularly poor, and before high school is finished, he comes out to work and works as a janitor in a listed company. As a result, the newly divorced landlady took a fancy to me and threw me a check for 5 million yuan for me to go with her to get a license. On the night of receiving the permit, she prepared a candlelit dinner, she drank red wine, and I drank white wine. Unconsciously, we all drank too much, and then she made me spit out the truth after drinking and asked me what I really loved about her? Under the influence of alcohol paralysis, I said: I am born to like ugly women!? The landlady was furious and pulled on my collar to argue, I have not yet explained it, she came up with a set of drunken punches and knocked me unconscious...? Today, we pulled the divorce papers, and the landlady gave me another 5 million. Oops, in just two days, I became a multi-millionaire.

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