1, the little niece had to sleep with me at night, just drilled into the bed for less than two minutes the little niece said with a look of disgust: Aunt, don't you sweep the bed, what is in the bed, I am dead,

1, the little niece had to sleep with me at night, just drilled into the bed for less than two minutes the little niece said with a look of disgust: Aunt, don't you sweep the bed, what is in the bed, I am dead, I quickly opened the quilt. A smell of stinky farts greeted her, and the little niece laughed breathlessly: My mother said that I must have farted too much baked sweet potatoes today, let me sleep with you!

2, a buddy, in the morning, hurriedly called me, saying that his girlfriend was hospitalized and borrowed me 1,000 yuan. At noon, I ate at the entrance of the community, and when I met him, I asked him how he was doing? He said sadly, the doctor said, this time too sick to save. I was shocked and said busily, did I inform her family? Xiaoming sighed and said, noticed, her family said to give me another little sister, and it will cost more money! I was confused, I didn't know what he was talking about, just say don't be too sad, her family and sisters are so many, so good for you? After I repeatedly asked, I learned that his girlfriend was a puppy...

3, the girlfriend hated me to open Baojun 510, and ran away with a greasy uncle who opened volkswagen Passat. I was particularly depressed walking down the street when I suddenly saw the hanging stall of an old man with a white beard. I immediately walked over and asked, "Big!! Teacher, my love has not gone well recently, will you help me see? The old man raised his eyelids slightly and said, "Young man, you have blackened your seal, and you have not felt anything unusual along the way?" "I was immediately nervous and immediately gave him 300 yuan to ask for a way to crack it." The old man took the money and said, "Hurry home and wash your face." ”

4. The brother-in-law owes more than 26,000 yuan to the flower shell because of playing games, and now delivers takeaways every day to repay the loan. On this day, the brother-in-law went to the bank to deposit money, took the number queue, the security guard came up and asked the brother-in-law what business he was doing, and the brother-in-law said: "Save money!" The security guard looked at the brother-in-law and said, "Go to the ATM machine, it's fast there." Brother-in-law: "I won't use it." Security: "I'll teach you." Walking to the ATM machine, the security guard taught the brother-in-law step by step. When it was time to put the money out, the brother-in-law took out a handful of coins, and the brother-in-law saw that the face of the security guard was not quite right!

5, and the boss lady on a business trip, after returning to the boss lady pregnant, they fired me, I was immediately angry, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were expelled, I said I don't know, didn't I buy milk powder for the child? The hostess said no, why do others send you a happy one next time? After saying that, he threw the beer lid on my head. Heck, now people know what kind of force this is. There was no way but to look for a job. Find a factory, the security guard will not let in, there is no way but to tell the security guard: I came to find the daughter-in-law, the security guard said: Who is your daughter-in-law, say the name I determined down, just next to the list of excellent employees in the factory, I casually read an xxx. Then the security guard took the baton and began to beat me: She is my daughter-in-law, what is your relationship with my daughter-in-law. Then I was kicked out.

6. The daughter-in-law stole the soft Chinese cigarette that her father was reluctant to smoke and took it back to her mother's family to honor the old man. I knew that I was particularly angry later, and I had a big fight with my wife. Finally, my wife said to me, "Husband, I'll admit that I was wrong, and then you'll say I'm right, okay?" I nodded in agreement, and my wife said, "I was wrong." I said, "Well, you're so right!" ”

7, go to the market to buy fruit, think of shopping around, run several stores, and finally choose one, although a little expensive, but it will definitely be sweeter, besides, the boss is beautiful, how can it deceive people. Go back to cut open a taste, sour and astringent, online review of half a day of information, and finally concluded: expensive things are not necessarily good, long beautiful beauty will be easier to deceive people!

8, the mother-in-law is an old professor who has more than 10,000 pensions after retirement, and she is bored at home every day. I used this money to get a fruit cart and sell it at the market every day. Recently, our company has not paid wages for two months, just now the mother-in-law ran to the boss's office in a huff and said: Why don't you pay wages? The boss was stunned: Big Mom, you don't seem to be my employee, do you have to do with whether I pay or not? The mother-in-law came angrily: You don't pay a salary, no one buys my fruit, do you say there is any relationship?

9. I still remember when I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time, I thought that my mother-in-law's cooking was delicious, so I ran to her house at both ends for three days. The mother-in-law is very good, raises a large group of native chickens, and kills one every time she goes. After a few times, the flock of chickens saw me running back the hill in panic and hiding. But in order to see my daughter-in-law every day, I resolutely decided to live down, really to see my daughter-in-law!!?

10, the old man opened a convenient supermarket under the building of our community, because he often buys goods in a factory, the manufacturer sent the old man Jiuzhaigou seven-day tour for two people. The old man was particularly happy, and immediately took his mother-in-law to Jiuzhaigou to play. When staying in the hotel at night, the two people had a conflict over a small matter. The old man called the hotel front desk: Trouble come down, I had a little dispute with my lover, she threatened me to jump out of the window! Hotel Front Desk: Sorry sir, this is your personal question, we can't help it. Man: No, that's your problem, because the windows can't be opened at all!

11 Since I married my boyfriend, I have found that his recent whereabouts are very strange. So I took advantage of the night, secretly followed, and then witnessed him fight with people after his transformation on the night of a full moon. The husband whose identity was exposed apologized guiltily: "The reason why I hid my identity is that I am afraid of scaring you..." I quickly hugged him: "No, no!" I've loved Balala Demon XIAN since I was a kid! ”

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