The steamed bun and the steamed bun fight, the steamed bun fell into the sea, where did the steamed bun go? Glued into the sea by the rice sticks. There was a couple, a big fight, the girl angrily threw the ring in her hand into the sea. many

The steamed bun and the steamed bun fight, the steamed bun fell into the sea, where did the steamed bun go? Glued into the sea by the rice sticks. There was a couple, a big fight, the girl angrily threw the ring in her hand into the sea. Years later, the boy was fishing at the beach and caught one. Planing open the belly of the fish, guess what he found? Steamed buns and rice dumplings!

2, adult hair can be stretched 25% without breaking, not pulling this degree means that the hair is not healthy enough. Our full head of hair can withstand the weight of two elephants, and one hair can withstand a hundred grams and continuously. Okay, now you can go and pull your hair.

3, today, are posting 2017 bills, a man in my circle of friends sent a talk, as follows: today in the circle of pot friends in the 2017 Alipay bill more than 1 million have done the star, convenient to borrow money later, the bill of less than ten thousand girls added attention, suitable for the wife in the future.

4, a couple to the beach to play, see a variety of beautiful beauty, the husband can not help but look at a few more. The wife was not happy: "What, the mountain treasures and seafood have eaten too much, and I want to taste the light ones?" The husband said disapprovingly: "You are mistaken, it is too light to eat, and I want to taste the taste of mountains and treasures." So the two people fought together, and the husband took the lead in ending the fight in shock.

5, a couple cooking at home, the girl said: "I want to eat fish today." Boy: "Is it okay to eat cake today?" Girl: "No, I want to eat fish", boy: "Just eat cake today, will it be good to eat fish every day in the future", girl: "No, I just want to eat fish", boy: "But it's not good to put a ring in the fish."

6, a few days ago to go to my cousin's house to see his newly raised dog. After entering the door, the dog I just raised did not bark when she saw me, and my sister said that as long as she was there, the dog did not dare to bark. So I let my sister hide behind the door, thinking that the dog could bark, Gao Chao came, the dog stretched its neck behind the door, signaling that my cousin did not dare to bark behind the door, and suddenly felt that my cousin was space cloth...

7, New Year hospitality tips: 1 melon seeds to buy no taste of light melon seeds (reduce the amount of consumption of guests, avoid melon shell littering) 2 candy do not buy chocolate (expensive and please children) 3 fruits can be placed oranges (so that guests can not start), sugar cane (let guests talk less) pineapple (not cut the kind) 4 all the fruits that need to be cut, put the knife in the place where the guests can not see 5 dried fruits to buy some macadamia nuts, do not match the shell opener

8, my little nephew was very naughty when he was a child, and always liked to lift the skirt of the little girl. Once, the neighbor's little Lori's skirt was lifted, and when his father saw it, he joked with him that if you open the girl's skirt at will in the future, you should be responsible for her to the end. The little nephew did not understand at the time, but he never lifted the girl's skirt again. Twenty years later, the little nephew grew up and asked his father, "Does what you say still count?" ”

9, friends, weak ask: 520 do you lack light bulbs? It's the kind that sits and eats without talking. After eating I'll go, really. You can also take pictures for you, and if you are found, you can also use me as a cover, if there is no shortage... I'll ask somewhere else. alas! It's hard to find a job!

10, after expert identification, the crocodile will not tear when biting the prey, only 360 ° flip the body, so the crocodile bite to do not worry, as long as the crocodile flipped together and fast enough, you can also screw the crocodile head down.

1 If you eat salads and healthy meals, you should find that pasta often appears inside. Usually, after cooking directly, add a little salt and black pepper to taste, and like other salad dishes, you can accompany the sauce. You can also make fried noodles with vegetables and meat, remember to put less oil! In short, don't be like the spaghetti with meat sauce in a restaurant, where there is only sauce and noodles in a meal. With more vegetables and mushroom meat, reduce the proportion of noodles, it is healthier.

12, if you eat salads and healthy meals, you should find that pasta often appears in it. Usually, after directly cooking, add a little salt and black pepper to taste, like other salad dishes with the sauce can be. You can also make fried noodles with vegetables and meat, remember to put less oil! In short, don't be like the spaghetti with meat sauce in a restaurant, where there is only sauce and noodles in a meal. With more vegetables and mushroom meat, reduce the proportion of noodles, it is healthier.

13, yesterday the restaurant, after eating to call the boss to check out, 208 yuan, I said: "Boss, go to a zero can not?" The boss said: "Do you when I don't read the paragraph, go to zero is not OK, go to 8 is OK." After hearing this, I took out 20 yuan and put it on his hand, then pulled out my leg and ran.

14, the brother-in-law is studying in a foreign technical school, yesterday his domestic girlfriend and a rich old man who opened a Bentley elegant ran away. With no friends in a foreign country, he had to go to the bar alone to get drunk. The brother-in-law got drunk and went into a church and sat in the confessional. The priest sitting on the other side of the confessional partition thought someone had come to confess, raised his spirits, and waited to listen. After half a day, he found that there was no response on the other side, so he knocked on the partition, and there was still no movement on the other side, so the priest knocked impatiently a few more times. "Don't knock," said the brother-in-law, "dude, you forgot to bring paper too?" ”