1, I went to a company interview, the interview for me is actually a 40-year-old young woman, this young woman is very beautiful, the charm is still there, I stared at her for half a day, she snorted and said

1, I went to a company interview, the interview for me is actually a 40-year-old young woman, this young woman is very beautiful, the charm is still there, I stared at her for half a day, she snorted, said how can you be so rude? I smiled and said, beautiful and delicious, you look so beautiful, I want to marry you home, be my wife, she said with a smile, you are only in your early 20s, I can be your mother, I said with a hippie smile, what does it matter? Love knows no age or border! As long as you like me and I like you, we can't be impossible together, right? She nodded and said, OKAY, I have to ask my husband, he is the chairman of this company, I don't know if he agrees or not? So I slipped away!

2. When the school started today, my dad drove me to me, but when he got to the school gate, he refused to leave. I was told to pay attention to this, pay attention to that, and I was in tears, so I controlled my emotions and said, "Dad, you can go back with confidence, your daughter has grown up..." Dad hugged me tightly, cried and said, "See if your mother gave you 2050 living expenses??" I looked at it and said, "Yes!! Dad then said, "Those 50 of them were for me..."

3. After marrying the only daughter of a real estate developer, my husband opened a barber shop for me who did not have a job. Late at night, a beautiful woman with long hair and waist suddenly visited, and she cried and cried that she would push her bald head because her ex-boyfriend was getting married. I think she must have been unable to think for a moment, so I advised her: "Girl, remember, the man who will make you cry is never worthy of your love, don't punish yourself in such a few ways." She asked, "So what should I do?" I smiled and said, "You can punish yourself with a few more membership cards!" ”

4, I have an older brother, when I was a child, other people's brother came back from school, my sister rushed up, and my brother always had to wrap up in circles. And when my brother came back from school, I rushed over to let him experience a warm moment in his bag. Who knew that his backhand was an over-the-shoulder fall! Then a cigarette ran to the kitchen to snatch the roasted sweet potato that my father had baked for me. He also smiled and said to me while eating: Sister, you are fatter than me, brother bao does not move you, let me eat this roasted sweet potato!

5, my girlfriend thinks I am a poor boy, followed by a rich second generation to run, I was frustrated in the scene to go to the bar to buy drunk, before leaving also sang a song "Beijing Beijing", humming songs while walking. I got into the taxi and hummed, unconsciously fell asleep, and the driver woke me up in the morning: Beijing has arrived! I opened my eyes and looked at the meter: twelve thousand eight hundred and fifteen dollars. I said with a shocked face: Master, why did you open Beijing?" The master said: I asked you several times last night, you all said Beijing, Beijing, I thought you were in a hurry to see the national flag raised! My God, now that I think about it, I feel afraid, fortunately I didn't sing that song "Heaven" last night?

6. The rich second generation who is a first-year high school student asks his roommate to go to the bar for a drink. When he was about to go home, his classmate saw his favorite sister shopping, and he shouted through the wine: Wang Xiaomei, I love you. After saying that, he immediately ran away, leaving the rich second generation in the mess, just turned around to leave, only to see that the girl had to look at the rich second generation with affection. Now, she is the girlfriend of the rich second generation, and the roommate of the rich second generation still refuses to pay attention to him. Fu Er Dai: Whoever let him run, he confessed for me.

7, one of my high school is a roommate, in the food stealing industry is a prominent figure, from 08 began to play stealing vegetables has been playing until now, never stopped. First unlocked all the red land, after unlocking the red land, it was found that there was still black land, so the buddies continued to play, and today, finally unlocked all the black land. When he found out that there was even golden land, he was not calm at the time, but he was still trying to conquer it. "

8, the day with the girlfriend dating, taking advantage of the gap waiting for the girlfriend, bought a yellow plate under the bridge, bargained with the middle-aged man, traded, carried in the coat pocket. At night, I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner, and when I first met my future parents-in-law, I didn't dare to look up, and my girlfriend laughed: "What's wrong?" I've never seen you so shy. I whispered, "I didn't expect your dad to sell CDs!" ”

9, an old man has a few acne on his face, friends said that he returned to old age, to the second degree of puberty, began to rebel! This hearing made the old man very happy, and he went there excitedly that night! When he arrived at NaiHe Qiao, Meng Po asked the old man to drink Meng Po soup, and the old man threw the bowl on the ground with a stalk on his neck, shouting: "Whatever you drink, I just don't drink!" I tell you my rebellious period has arrived! "An hour later, the old man was born in the juvenile detention center...

10. Since I was a child, I have liked Mr. Jaylen's songs, and I am a loyal iron fan, especially his "Double Stick" can be liked. When I was in elementary school, I secretly saved up the money to buy it, and the one I played was called a powerful, tiger tiger. In the end, the boss confiscated my money and gave me a hundred yuan, saying that I was a cruel person and asking me to go to the hospital to see my full bag. Now that so many years have passed, I have always suspected that the double stick was invented by the hospital!

11. When the brother-in-law was studying at Fudan University, he shared a dormitory with the second generation of the rich. Fu Er Dai was very good to his brother-in-law, often driving his Volkswagen Mai Teng to take his brother-in-law for a ride, and even once bought a set of Armani suits for his brother-in-law, which made the brother-in-law once doubt the motives of Fu Er Dai, so it was a full 2 years. After graduation, the brother-in-law found that the rich second generation did not know where to know that the brother-in-law had a beautiful old sister who was not yet married! Brother-in-law: Oh, I really didn't expect it, I regarded him as a brother, but he wanted to treat me as a brother-in-law. I'll just say that rich second generation.?

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