1, recently popular a kind of racket dance, aunt suddenly pulled me to accompany her to learn to dance racket dance, I was next to watch her and others learn to have the same look, suddenly, she lost her hand, a racket to the front

1, recently popular a kind of racket dance, aunt suddenly pulled me to accompany her to learn to dance racket dance, I was next to watch her with people to learn the same look, suddenly, she lost her hand, a racket slapped on the front of the aunt's back of the head, the front aunt covered the back of the head back to stare at her, the aunt was busy apologizing, everyone knows she just learned, and did not bother with her, after the meeting, she was another racket, slapped to the back of the front aunt's head, I was busy, while apologizing with people while pulling her home, on the way I said she would not jump and jump, the aunt said hatefully: Hum, Fox spirit, hook up with my wife, shoot you can't die!

2. When I lived in high school, I once quarreled over a small matter. The upper bunk brothers were poor in words, stretched out their heads and spit on the lower bunk, and said: Spit on your face. Two seconds of silence were followed by laughter. The upper bunk guys may realize that they have said the wrong thing, feel very humiliated, and spit on the bottom bunk again, saying: Spit on your face of. On that day, the bottom bunk brothers burst into tears.

3, the son should sleep with his mother every night. Mom said, "When you grow up and marry your daughter-in-law, do you sleep with your mother?" He replied, "Hmm! Mom said, "What about your daughter-in-law?" He said, "Let her sleep with her father." After hearing this, Dad said excitedly: "This child has been sensible since he was a child!" ”

4, when I was a child, I picked up a small duck, but baby, raised for many months, fat and fat, my mother had a birthday, there were many guests at home, my father was thinking about killing my duck, I chased after my father and cried all the time, but I couldn't save the duck, the duck went to the table, I smelled the fragrance, or couldn't help but eat, it is said that I ate the most that day.

5, the niece skipped class and was found by the brother, the brother was so angry that he slapped the niece, the niece covered her face and said: You, you, you actually beat me? The niece thought that her brother would twitch her lips and say guiltily: Dad is wrong, Dad will never be again. As a result, he slapped him again, and his brother angrily said: I hit you! The niece cried and said: Be your daughter to your father who has not read romance novels, this fetus is in vain.

6, mobile phone performance has now encountered the ceiling, which means that the intelligence of the car has also encountered the ceiling. Although the traditional car companies in the past few years of intelligence is not very good. But now facing the ceiling, it is the stage of traditional car companies. Traditional car companies are now copying a copy of the new car. Is there a difference between intelligence? Next, the scene you see is the Red Sea era when no one can open the gap.

7. When she first interacted with her daughter-in-law, she worked at the post office. Instead of letting me go there to get a card, deposit my salary with them, and when I got to the post office hall, I tore three small tickets before I went to her window... After she finished, she handed me the ID card and card, I reached into the window to pick it up, and grabbed her hand at once: Let go, this is not the place for jokes... I was triumphant, and the security guard locked my throat from behind...

8, the wife earnestly admonished, after getting up in the morning must drink a large glass of water, just say to the wife: you are so good, drinking water in the morning is good for the body, help the body detoxification... The wife smiled: You know what? After drinking a large glass of water, you are full, what kind of breakfast do you eat so poorly...

9, classmates told me that I had a dream before, dreaming that I was married, the object was a rich and handsome, very rich. The reception was large, with sixty Lamborghinis. After drinking a glass of wine in the chapel, the two men woke up when they went to the cave. When he woke up, he burst into tears. Not because it was just a dream, but because I woke up and remembered that I was a man...

10, my girlfriend is a single parent, her mother was gone when she was very young, and her father-in-law is now almost fifty. Yesterday I went to her house with my girlfriend, and at the dinner table, I had two more drinks with my father-in-law and then he said to me: "Xiao Wang, I can tell you that I am this one daughter, she has not had a mother since she was a child, and I regard her as a pearl in the palm of my hand, so you want to marry her, there are conditions." I asked, "Dad, what conditions do you want to do, and I am willing to do anything for her." The father-in-law replied: "Look at what single three sisters and six wives in your family..."

11, accidentally hit the poison of fitness, three years ago a push sent me to the fitness of this desperate road, I believe that the fitness man is more likely to pick up the girl's ghost, until now there is a good shoulder chest back abdomen only to find a cruel fact: the sister likes the fitness man is Peng Yuyan, and I can only get a different evaluation: ugly into such a face, really white blind such a good figure.

12, my husband came back from work, I quickly greeted him to help him take the slippers and hang up his coat, and when he sat down on the sofa, I handed the brewed tea over. He took a sip of tea, looked up at me for half a day, and after making sure it was me, asked me, "Say, what do you want to buy?" ”

13, today went to my girlfriend's house, my heart is extremely nervous. At dinner in the evening, the future father-in-law drank two more drinks and said to me: "Xiao Li, I see that you are a very confident person with a broad mind, and I think that you will become a great instrument in the future, and I will be relieved that my daughter will hand it over to you." Hearing my pleasure, he asked, "Can you see this too?" He replied, "Look at how bear-like you look, and you dare to soak my daughter, it shows that you are not a simple person." "I...

14. I advise all students who take the college entrance examination this year to be cautious when filling in the volunteer form! I think that when one of my classmates did well in the exam, entered Tsinghua University, took a scholarship, and then studied with a master's degree. After graduation, he was even more amazing, with a monthly salary of tens of thousands, and now he has bought a house and a car, which makes a group of old classmates envious. I'm the one who gets the most out of me, and I have to pay him every month!