The sister-in-law works in a KTV, and has a lot of guests every day, almost earning 10,000 a day, and recently she has always felt nauseous and vomiting, and has a poor appetite. The sister-in-law was afraid of herself

The sister-in-law works in a KTV, and has a lot of guests every day, almost earning 10,000 a day, and recently she has always felt nauseous and vomiting, and has a poor appetite. The sister-in-law was afraid that she was pregnant, so she went to the hospital for examination. After the report came out, the doctor asked, "How old are you?" Sister-in-law: "23! Doctor: "Are you married?" Sister-in-law: "No! Doctor: "Do you have a boyfriend?" Sister-in-law: "No! If you have anything to say, just say it, I can hold it! Doctor: "Then I'll just say, will we have a meal together in the evening?" ”

2 A man bought a Les Les key online, spent 100 yuan, every time he went to the bar to throw the key on the table, then there will be countless beautiful women to come and talk, and then drunk to take the girl home, the girl asked, your car, the man said: Drink we don't drive, let's take a taxi home.

3 One night he was drunk and came home afraid that his wife would scold him. Suddenly, with a stroke of genius, I boldly returned home, took off my clothes and lay down on the bed, found my wife next to me, I kicked my wife off the bed with one foot, and shouted: Stay away from Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a person with a family! Not only will you spend a night comfortably, but you will have a good life later.

4 When I was a child, there was a young man in the next village, who looked like an ugly... At one point, the family wanted to throw him away, but they were reluctant to do so. During the holiday, dad held him and waited for the car, people laughed at the child's ugly looks, and dad cried angrily. A banana seller patted his father and said: Big brother don't cry, take a banana to the monkey to eat it is really pitiful, hungry and hairless!

5 Last week I went to Sanya on a business trip, and my wife, who had just got my driver's license, actually drove my Maten back to her mother's house. I told my wife to be sure to be safe when driving. As a result, the next day I was still dreaming, and I was woken up by my wife's urgent mobile phone ringing. Half dreaming and half awake, I heard her whisper: I just want to ask you, how to put away the airbags, and how much is the insurance company phone you bought? I'm no big deal compared to the car!

6 The second uncle took a yuxi cigarette this day and came to my house as a guest. After the second uncle left, I secretly unwrapped a package, and then smoked it and lit it. Dad found out, and he beat me up and confiscated the cigarette. My dad took the cigarette case and saw that it was Yuxi, and my dad said: I can't afford to smoke Yuxi! So, pick up the feather duster and beat me up again!

7 Two days before the midterm exam, the physics teacher walked in with the graded exam paper. The physics teacher threw the paper on the table: "Do you see how you answer this question?" yes? There is a question: Why do I feel cold when I swim ashore? Water evaporates and absorbs heat? How many times have you spoken about it? Or is it written incorrectly, who wrote the answer? Later, I learned that it was written by me: It was windy on the shore!

8 After graduating from university, the buddies interned in a listed company in Beijing, and found a girlfriend during the internship. After work, the two of them went home together, and his girlfriend suddenly asked: How do you think I look? The buddy looked into her eyes and said: Beautiful from the heart! Girlfriend's shyness: Nasty! Then the buddy added another sentence: just the surface is not at all visible! Such a person can find a girlfriend, I am not convinced!

9 Today, my daughter-in-law suddenly slowed down when she went to the mall. I followed her gaze and it was a watch, Vacheron Constantin. In 3 days, my wife's birthday, I secretly bought it, intending to surprise her. On my wife's birthday, when I took out Vacheron Constantin and gave it to my wife, my wife was stunned. She said to me: Actually, I was thinking which fool would buy this expensive and ugly watch?

10 In the office, the brother-in-law is addicted to smoking, and at noon the brother-in-law goes to a small shop that he frequents to buy cigarettes. After taking the cigarette, the brother-in-law casually asked: How much is it? The hostess said: 80. The brother-in-law said: I am very familiar with your husband, always come to buy things, he sold me 75 ah! The hostess said: Yes, I know, but now we are divorced.

11 I went to school at the MBA of China Normal University and got along with a professor who divorced five times in a year. On our first date, he asked me, "How's this restaurant?" I said, "It's good, there are too many people." A week later, our second date, he mysteriously sent me a location, when I showed the location to the taxi driver, the driver looked at me calmly and said: "In the middle of the night, you little girl, it is not appropriate to go to the cemetery, right?" "I...

12 At school, I don't know who said that the girls in the next class look like ghosts.

The girls in the next class heard about it, gathered together, and came to our class in a menacing manner.

Just so coincidentally, I just came out of the class, and my mouth was still singing: "Just caught a few demons, and then lowered a few demons, how can it be so many!"

...... Oops, it hurts! ” 

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