One night after work, a small couple in the company went home together, and the young man was sent to the girl's door without hesitation. Half an hour later, the girl opened the window and shouted, "Small."

One night after work, a small couple in the company went home together, and the young man was sent to the girl's door without hesitation. Half an hour later, the girl's father and mother opened the window and shouted: "Little bunny cub, let go of the girl!!!!!! The young man was scared enough, and the old man slowed down for half a day to argue: "Uncle and aunt, the two of you are really in love with each other." The old man scolded: "It's really okay to kiss her, kiss her I also recognize, don't press the doorbell of the house in the middle of the night to kiss ah!!!!!! ”

2, is intently watching the two old men play chess, the son ran over and said: "There is a girl who always beat me." "I thought to myself that we are all civilized now, and there are such outrageous children? So he said to his son, "If she fights again, you will kiss her." Son: "It's useless, the more you kiss and hit, the harder you hit." "

3) "Toby's dad bought Toby a little soccer ball, and he took it to school and had a lot of fun." The teacher came over, touched Toby's head and said, "Toby, you are already a primary school student, no longer a kindergarten child, you must know how to care for your classmates." Lend your ball to that poor little boy who has no father, okay? Toby hesitated for a moment and said, "Can I lend him a football but his dad?" ”」

4, Fa Xiao and his wife quarreled, so he asked me to come out and drink! After drinking for more than three hours, I almost advised him when I saw the drink: Don't drink, go back and have a good chat with your sister-in-law. After a small and silent drink, I advise again: there is no husband and wife who do not quarrel, and it will be fine when the words are opened. Fa Xiao or silent drinking, I just wanted to continue to persuade him to speak: don't persuade, I don't dare to go back without drinking too much.

5. In high school, a classmate was addicted to the Internet, and often went out of school in the middle of the night to go out of school to surf the Internet. One day, as usual, he climbed over the wall, and when he reached the halfway point, he pulled out his feet and ran back, with a strange face and no words. Since then, he has studied seriously and no longer goes online, and the school has spread the rumor that he has seen the ghost. Later, he was admitted to a prestigious school, and later when we asked about it, he was silent for a long time, saying that his father came to send living expenses that day, and he was reluctant to live in a hotel and sat under the wall for one night.

6, today it is snowing heavily, just went out to see a grandfather fell, I went over and asked: Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan, can I help you up? Uncle: Boy, you go, I'll wait a little longer. Me: Howler! Although the weather, uncle's words are warm, full of positive energy...

7. The husband has been stationed abroad for a long time, and the wife has been alone with the baby for four years. "I'm depressed, I can't take the baby, you can see for yourself." "I have to go to work to earn money to support my family." "If you don't agree, get a divorce, your daughter must belong to me when you remarry." "Wife, hold on for another year." "Not for a minute"

8, the wife signed the writing: Husband, if I have something to do badly, do not do it right, do not do it in place, you must say to me ah, do not hold it in your heart, anyway, I will not change, don't hold you out of any problem ...

9, in life, there is actually a lamp in everyone's heart. No matter what setbacks and darkness you encounter, it is important that faith cannot be erased. Turn around, change your mind, it's dark, people are back, there is a light in front of you.

10, met an ex-girlfriend who has not been seen for many years on the street, she stood alone in the cold wind and waited... I walked over and pulled her aside and said, "Where are you going, get in the car and I'll send you... She smiled and said, "Forget it, I'll just wait a little longer, it's not easy for you..." Despite her refusal, I pulled her straight into the car... After getting on the bus, I smiled and said to her: They are all old friends, why are you polite, the first kilometer does not charge your money...

1 Studying in Russia, I especially like to go to the library to borrow books. Every time when I was about to finish watching, a beautiful schoolgirl came up to me and asked me to borrow it, and repeatedly hinted that she liked me. I understood what she meant no matter how stupid I was, so I asked her to dinner, planning to check out the bill and make it clear. She rushed to buy the list and said to me: Senior, I especially like the Song senior who borrows books in the library, but I don't know how to confess, so find a trainer who is more handsome than him...

12. Math teacher: "There are three glasses of wine on the table, I invite your father to drink one, how many more?" Elementary school student: "Not a single cup." Math Teacher: "How?" Didn't you understand me? I repeat, there are three glasses of wine on the table, and I invite your father to drink one, how many more? Elementary school student: "There really isn't a cup anymore." Math teacher: "Do you know math?" Elementary school student: "Sir, you don't understand my father's temper, he saw wine on the table and refused to let go of a cup." ”

13, help my cousin to see the supermarket! An old lady bought a packet of salt for two dollars! Send me a $20. I touched it, and it turned out to be fake money! So he gave her back the money and said, "Give me another one!" Big Mom silently took another sheet out of her pocket and gave it to me, 10 yuan! I was overjoyed! I think I'm smart enough to see through everything! Then I found 18 yuan for my mother...

14, a few days ago and girlfriend 1 piece of shopping, this goods spent 3,000 yuan to buy a pair of high heels. Today I went to her house to play, she was cooking in the kitchen again, I remembered that she bought high heels, and asked her: "Where to put it?" She calmly replied, "In the refrigerator again!" I opened the refrigerator in shock and really looked inside, and I looked confused. She said: "I spent 3,000 yuan to buy land, only here the guy looked at it from Lebu, you look at this and the necklace that I bought land every month, this is really a good place!" ”