My husband and 5 others played mahjong in the living room, I was cooking in the kitchen, one of them came over to talk and pinched my ass... I reacted violently and slapped him back with a loud slap

My husband and 5 others played mahjong in the living room, I was cooking in the kitchen, one of them came over to talk and pinched my ass... I reacted fiercely, and slapped him back with a loud slap, and the shuffling in the living room stopped abruptly, but it was only a pause, and then I burst into laughter, and the one who was smoked was not easy to say, and slipped back to the living room. Afterwards, my husband blamed me for not beating him in public, saying that if I pinched it, I would pinch it, and I was angry with him, so what if he slept with me? The husband was speechless. I also felt that I was too impulsive at the time, but I just didn't know how to deal with it properly.

2. The brother-in-law asked to go to the bar to drink, came to the bar he drank bottle by bottle, drunk me as his ex-girlfriend, wrapped me in tears and cried: I'm sorry! I punched him to try to sober up a bit, only to dislocate my brother-in-law's jaw! The brother-in-law lay on the sick window and looked at me grumpily, and the ex-girlfriend came to see the brother-in-law that day: I think it's okay, let's reconcile! The brother-in-law was very excited at that time, his jaw was dislocated, and his mouth could only emit: Hmm... I also licked my face and said to my brother-in-law: Then let's make peace, don't be angry with me about hitting you! The brother-in-law threw a pillow at me and said, "Roll!"

3. The ex-girlfriend is now engaged to her rich second generation boyfriend, but these days she often calls me and asks me to invite her out to dinner. Every time I refused, this time she said breathlessly: "I didn't expect that you were afraid of your wife, and you didn't dare to come out after eating!" "I got this violent temper up, said to go, and met her in the Western restaurant." We ate 6860 yuan for that meal and opened a bottle of Lafite for 83 years. After eating and going to the checkout, I said, "I don't have any money to pay, are you satisfied?" I snorted and said, "Knowing that I am married, knowing that the man after marriage has no money in his pocket, you still have to eat with me, do you regret it?" "After saying that, I went away, leaving follow-up activities anyway, I didn't have the money to carry out, and went home to watch TV."

4. When I was in school, my girlfriend's shoulder was accidentally twisted. After going to the school infirmary, he said that he could find a professional massage place to take care of it. So we both went to the street to find a massage parlor, because we had never been there and didn't know what the massage parlor looked like. Estimated to be almost the same. We went straight into a small house, where the beautiful woman in charge of massage asked: "Who did you apply for?"

5. Son: Dad, why is the sea blue? I thought for a moment: because there are fish. Son: Why is there a fish that is blue? I patiently explained: because fish will spit bubbles! The son broke the casserole and asked the end: Why is the fish spitting bubbles blue? Me: Blue Blue BlueBlue sounds when fish spit bubbles!

6. The host went to a remote village to interview, which was so poor that the host was stunned. Looking at the winding road outside the village, I asked a big mother: Have you ever had a car in your village? When my aunt heard it, she was a little dissatisfied: We have even come here by plane! Big Mom said while painting towards the sky: how many times have I come and gone, but I have never come down...

7. One day to travel in a big city. Wanted to have the luxury of staying at the Garden Hotel in the evening. The mineral water in the room actually cost 42 yuan a bottle. I bought two bottles of the same brand in the supermarket for a total of seven dollars. I changed the two bottles in the hotel, and when I checked the room, I didn't find it. What is this called, this is called economic transformation, how many times the difference in price is in hand in an instant. Now drinking 42 yuan a bottle of mineral water, so refreshing!

8. I scored 632 points in the college entrance examination, I plan to go to the next city to study finance, my mother did not give me the volunteer, went to Lanxiang. When I got back to my room in the evening, a roommate casually threw me a packet of pure milk. I thanked him and drank it! I woke up in the middle of the night with a stomachache and saw my roommate still awake when I was about to go to the bathroom. So I asked: Is the milk you gave me expired, and how did I start to have diarrhea after drinking it? Unexpectedly, the roommate said: Ah! I also have diarrhea, I just can't find the cause, so please drink and see...

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