1. There is a couple newly married soon. The husband was sent by the company to a foreign country to reside permanently. A year later, the husband returned home on leave. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple snored and fell asleep. Suddenly in the middle of the night, it sounded

1. There is a couple newly married soon. The husband was sent by the company to a foreign country to reside permanently. A year later, the husband returned home on leave. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple snored and fell asleep. There was a sudden knock at the door in the middle of the night. The husband jumped up from his sleep and exclaimed, "Not good! Your husband is back! The wife muttered, "No way, he's abroad." ＂

2. There is a buddy, once was chased by someone, the other party is a girl, very beautiful. The buddies wanted to chase her, and the girl was a cold beauty, saying, "Stop! I'll fix your car, don't think about anything else. So, the two agreed to meet at the auto repair plant the next day. Unexpectedly, the girl brought a middle-aged woman over. The buddy glanced at the woman, the foundation was slightly thicker, the corners of her eyes were raised, and she had done beauty at a glance. Although the gluttony is very young, the actual age should be in the forties. Judging, it was the girl's mother. Dude smiled in his heart, there is! He said to the girl, "What's the matter, I still brought my sister to make a big noise!" The girl glanced at him and said, "This is my mother!" The middle-aged woman said to the buddies: "What kind of eyes do you have?" suddenly smiled like a flower on her face, and asked the buddies: "Is auntie so young?" The buddy said in surprise, "Oh, auntie, I don't mean to disrespect you in the slightest." Seriously, no one can see that you are her mother. "The woman is happier... The brother hit the iron while it was hot, and asked: "Auntie, I dare to ask, were you legally old enough when you gave birth to her?" The woman sneered and said, "The age is a little younger, but it has reached 22." "That middle-aged woman likes buddies, when asked about her profession, she was a doctor, and she said it was good." Ask again, there is no object, the woman is happy, said that my daughter does not have a boyfriend! The buddy left contact information for the aunt. Within a few days, the woman went to the hospital to find her buddies for a physical examination. Half a year later, the buddies got their wish to hug the beauty!

3. The rich man's three-year-old son has reached the age of kindergarten. Because of the family's doting on children, his son would cry and cry every morning when he got up from the window, refusing to eat breakfast and not go to school. His mother always spoke in a serious and long way, and his father sat helplessly watching the news. The rich man hurriedly cleaned up, and the wife was a coaxing son who squeezed his eyebrows. Recently, the whole family held a meeting, thinking that this is not a way to go down, and finally discussed: fight!

4. I scored 211 on the college entrance examination, and then I didn't go to college to work for a company that sold building materials. At that time, doing the work of carrying, that is, more than 5,000 yuan a month, including food and housing. Talking to a teacher that day, he said that there was a master in the company who saved money and spent more than 20 a month, and he spent more than 100 a month. I said, sometimes I have to spend more than 100 on a meal! Later he left, and I suddenly remembered the joke my mother said, my dad spent 100 yuan a year...

5. The daughter-in-law is like crazy these days, slimming, slimming face and rhinoplasty are used. Today she asked me beautifully: Husband, do you see that my face has become better? I glanced at it and pointed to my daughter without speaking. The wife thought for a moment and said: My daughter is a typical melon face. Do you mean that I am the same as my daughter, but also a melon face? I asked: You are her mother, do you know who Melon's mother is? Wife: Sunflowers, what's wrong... You're looking for a fight!

6. The daughter-in-law wants to fool her husband and leaves a note: I have had enough with you! I'm leaving! Then hide under the bed to observe the husband's reaction. The husband came home and saw the note, sang and danced, changed his clothes, and called: Baby, the ladies are finally gone, and it is really blind to marry her, you wait for me, I will go to see you immediately! Boom! Close the door and go! The wife did not expect this to be the case, grief-stricken, crawled out from under the bed, ready to pack up and leave home, watching her husband write under his own note: You idiot, I have seen your feet, I went out to buy you old brown sugar!

7. Dad looked out the window and sighed, "Crops, how many crops have been damaged by this hail!" The old mother looked out the window and sighed: "Vegetables, tomorrow's vegetable price is going up again because of hail!" The younger brother looked out the window and sighed: "Girlfriend, I am going to pick you up against the hail, you must be moved!" I looked out the window and sighed: "My car, you have been hurt by hail, the insurance company must pay!" The wife looked out the window and sighed: "Romance, holding your lover's hand and walking in the hail is so beautiful!" The son looked out the window and sighed, "Oh my God, how delicious would it be if sugar had been added to this hailstone!" ”

8. The female colleague opened Huabei for the first time, accidentally used 1.2 million, and finally I helped her, she married me without asking for a bride price. On her wedding day, she asked me in her wedding dress, "Honey, do I look good today?" Me: "Well, the whole has a feeling of willow and dark flowers." She was immediately happy: "You mean I'm beautiful, aren't you?" Me: "Another village, women!" # Funny Paragraph # # Funny # # Winter Life Punch Card Season # # Laugh Dead Not Paying # # Cold Joke # # Hot # #今日头条 #