Funny couple
Author: Li Liushen
The husband handed his wife a plaster and said, you stick it above the sciatic bone.
The wife took the plaster and quickly finished it, and the husband touched it with his hand and said in amazement, how could it be pasted in this place?
The wife said that your fingers were underneath.
The husband said that it was to stick to the place where the finger was touched, how could it be attached to the top of the waist?
The wife said, Ah! It's the same wherever it's posted.
The husband said, how can it be the same?
The wife said, for example, if you are unwell and need to take medicine, you can eat it from your mouth, and can't all the diseases of the whole body be cured?
The husband said, can it be the same?
The wife said, or you will post it yourself.
The husband said, no wonder your hemorrhoids heal so quickly, it turns out that the dandelion particles were eaten nearby.
How do you swear?
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Feel inspired to pick a delicate bride.
Author: Li Liushen
The delicate bride is cute, the delicate bride can certainly bring a lot of fun to life, and the delicate bride is of course what everyone wants, but she is not only attracting everyone's attention.
When you meet, you must consider clearly: whether you can protect her well, whether you can be happy together, and live happily throughout your life.
Because her beauty is so attractive that everyone is envious, some of them want to take her for themselves.
In this case, do you have a good way to protect her?
For example, Wu Dalang, he could not protect his beloved wife, and he was excusable, but Lin Chong, the leader of the 8 million forbidden army, could not protect his wife.
You say, what is this called? How can it not be amazing.
Ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, there are too many cases about beautiful women, and some cases are simply creepy.
Therefore, in order to spend a happy and happy life, many things in the world must be carefully considered, especially choosing a lover.
I used to look like this: Marriage is the top priority of human beings
Author: Li Liushen
Imagine if there were no marriage in the world, no union between man and woman, human beings would not continue, and there would be no more human beings on the earth.
Scary?
Since men and women need to walk together, form a new family, and have an unprecedented marriage. Since marriage shoulders a heavy responsibility, that is, men and women have this love, why can't they cherish it?
How many couples in the world live in contradictions?
Friction, noise, and even scolding.
Of course, two people who don't know each other, don't have any blood relations, and don't have any family affection walk together, it takes a while to run into each other.
Why not do a good job of this necessary run-in during the love period?
Since the love is successful, the two parties willingly enter the palace of marriage, why can't they live happily together?
You let me, I let you, you forgive me, I forgive you, you care about me, I care about you.
How can a couple work together to make a mess of a marriage?
Small friction is inevitable, but what should be done after friction?
After the friction, the husband and wife reflect as soon as possible, bow to each other as soon as possible, and restore the original happiness as soon as possible.
Why let the little friction escalate?
Why are you able to get to the next step of divorce?
There are too many confused things in the world, why do you still pretend to be confused?
Why not live your life clearly?
The lover is the person who accompanies you throughout your life, and you must cherish it and use your heart to run a hard-won marriage.
Marriage, intoxicating and exhausting
Sometimes I feel very tired and tired, and sometimes I think: If two people are separated for a while, will there be an unexpected gain?
Some people say that the little one is like a newlywed. But what kind of marriage is this sentence most appropriate for?
How many marriages in the world live in harmony, sweet and sweet?
And how many marriages have stumbled and rubbed?
Why can't the couple think together and work hard together?
What is it like to be two people who are in love with each other?
How can two people who do not have a common language be able to make life happy?
Who can say some of the problems between husband and wife? Who can solve it satisfactorily?
Although love is sweet, but also open your eyes to look carefully, can the person you love accompany you through life with peace of mind?