1. There are also many programs suitable for children in the scenic spot, such as the magical "Cloth Bag Puppet", the fantastic "Water Puppet", the classic "Royal Shadow Puppet", including the shocking "Yue Fei Gun Pick"

1. There are also many programs suitable for children in the scenic spot, such as the magical "Cloth Bag Puppet", the fantastic "Water Puppet", the classic "Royal Shadow Puppet", including the shocking "Yue Fei Gun Picks the Little Beam King", the thrilling "Folk Customs", and the powerful "Qigong Spitfire" are very suitable for children to watch.

2. In 1936, many poor children baishi worshiped Qi Baishi as a teacher, and Qi sold paintings to supplement students. Qi found two naughty children to take off their pants, smeared ink on their butts, sat down on rice paper, printed two ink balls, can sit 20 sheets in one breath, Qi smiled and squinted, lifted the pen, added a few oblique stems and lotus flowers, and then hooked the tendons in the ink ball, inscribed with poems, dried and stamped, and let the students sell, the students called it "sitting painting", and they were sold out when they were listed.

3, 1LZ University is a fat girl, height 171 weight 140. My boyfriend is in standard shape. Graduated a year ago, about to get married, in order to take wedding photos beautifully, bite your teeth and lose weight for two months, lose 30 pounds! The day before yesterday I went to my boyfriend's classmate's wedding, and when I toasted, the groom said to my boyfriend, "Dude, how beautiful your current girlfriend is, like the stupid big guy you talked about in college, fat and hippos... ”

4, I do car sales, usually too busy to take care of the children's love, today suddenly received a message from the ex-boyfriend: in? I'm getting married next month. Instantly tears blurred his eyes... Stunned for two minutes, the hand designated the grid on the keyboard indifferent, the reply of the words and sentences hit and changed, changed and deleted, do not know whether it is regret or blessing. Yes, after all, I met him at the most beautiful age, and finally I forced myself to hold back tears and replied to him: Double Eleven, our store rushes sales to engage in activities, do you buy a wedding car?

5. When I was a freshman, there was a school flower in our class, and the people were very good! She is particularly tall, a big beauty in a hundred miles. She introduced herself at that time: Hello everyone, my Chinese name is two meters and one, please pay more attention to it. I was very upset after listening to it, and said: Isn't it that he is taller, as for two meters and one? The beautiful woman looked at me and said lightly: You can hear clearly, my name is Liang Minyi.

6, with the young man in the electronics factory company Dalin, after the marriage in all aspects are by leaps and bounds, the young man to the Dalin to learn the experience: Dalin, remember the previous in the company every year is the worst, how these two years,, every year are excellent employees, the most year-end awards ah?? Obayashi: First, after getting married, in order not to be scolded at home, I came to the company early, and attendance must be no problem.

7, the girl in Xinjiang to send dates to other places, the girl asked the courier: how do you calculate money in this courier? The courier said: The first weight is 18, and the continuous weight is also 18. The girl said: Then you weigh it, I bought two kilograms, maybe more, you see how to charge, right? The courier weighed and said: Count three kilograms, a total of 2 kilograms and 250 grams. The girl said: Take some outside, one more 250, still three kilograms, too uneconomical. The courier said: Or I will change a box for you, weigh it, the box is small and does not occupy the weight, maybe you can put 250 into it. The girl said: Why did you get involved with 250 today, not 250 can't do it?

8, I still remember when I was a child, my mother bought two pounds of pork dumplings, and after I cooked it, my mother asked me to send a bowl to my uncle. The bun was so fragrant, I ate it as I walked, and when I got to the door of my uncle's house, there were only two left, but I couldn't take two in, so I simply fed the dumplings to the dog. Then, sneaking into Grandma's house next to her, scooping some food from her pot and delivering it over. Uncle Da looked at the porridge I had sent and fell into thought...

9, the young man with the movie ticket in his hand, rushed to find his girlfriend, said: "Today we can finally date alone, you see, I bought three movie tickets!" The girlfriend was puzzled: "The two of us, why did you buy three tickets?" The young man said, "One ticket for your father, one ticket for your mother, one ticket for your sister!" ”

10. The school canteen is crowded, and students who run slowly are often hungry. So as soon as the bell rang that day, the same table rushed out of the classroom in front of the teacher and ran into the canteen first. "Master, here are 3 or 2 rice and a shredded meat." The same table shouted excitedly. The master selling rice looked at him coldly: "Go back!" There's one more lesson! ”

11, one day my daughter came home and said: Dad, can you give me some money? I want to buy a set of cosmetics. Dad: Well, how much does a set of cosmetics cost? Daughter: A set of one thousand dollars! Dad: It's two thousand dollars, you buy two sets. Mom heard that and said, "Are you crazy?" Is there no place to spend a lot of money? Buy two sets of cosmetics? Dad: When my daughter grows up, she wants to love beauty! Mom: Love beauty, can't you buy a set of cosmetics? Dad: Wife, you don't look at your daughter's face, such a large area, a set of cosmetics can she wipe for a few days? I ~~~

12, there is a buddy recent company annual meeting, did not expect to win the first prize. The first prize was a Mercedes Benz, and the buddies were overjoyed. In order to drive a good car, his wife went to take the driver's license, and as a result, she studied for two and a half years, took the three subjects three times before passing, and spent a lot of unjust money. For that driver's license, his daughter-in-law was scolded a lot and suffered a lot! On the day he got his driver's license, the first heartfelt words his daughter-in-law said were: My God, finally finished the exam, the old woman will never drive again after eating!

13, and female colleagues working in the warehouse, suddenly the light bulb broke, the warehouse is dark. The female colleague screamed and hugged me and said: It's too dark, scared. I pushed her away, pulled out my phone, turned on the flashlight, and led her out of the storeroom. A woman in her forties, what position has not seen, afraid, who to deceive?

14. After dropping out of junior high school, due to low education, he has not found a good job, so he bought a bird electric car to deliver takeaway. When I went to deliver food today, I saw a rich second generation of Lamborghini crashing into a BMW, and the young Lamborghini owner got out of the car and was silent. At this time, the BMW driver began to say slowly and quietly: Boy, hurry up and call your father! Say you hit a BMW 7 Series! Soon, the owner of the Lamborghini owner's father drove a Rolls-Royce Silver Charm at a rapid pace. As soon as I got out of the car, I yelled at Lamborghini: My stupid son, hit a broken BMW and told me to come?