1, the home lights are broken, I will not repair, just look for the next door Brother Wang to help. As soon as Brother Wang came in, he closed the door! I nervously said, "Will others misunderstand that we have something unseemly?"

1, the home lights are broken, I will not repair, just look for the next door Brother Wang to help. As soon as Brother Wang came in, he closed the door! I said nervously, "Will others misunderstand that we have something unseemly?" Brother Wang said angrily, "What are you afraid of two big men?" ”

2. When I was in elementary school, electronic watches were still new. After many soft and hard bubbles, my father finally bought me a digital watch. Later, once accidentally touched the battery, the electronic watch became 12 o'clock. However, no one will adjust the time display on the electronic watch. I had to pull out the battery and yawn and listen to the radio. When the midnight chime sounded, the battery was quickly installed, and the time display of the electronic meter was corrected.

3. Last week, my boyfriend said he was going to take me home, I specially dressed up for two hours, her parents saw me and I was very satisfied, specially made a table of meals to entertain me. In order to make a good impression on his parents, after dinner, I offered to help wash the dishes. Because I was a petite person before, I had never been in the kitchen, and as a result, I accidentally broke the bowl when I served it. The mother-in-law looked at me awkwardly and said: Girl, or I will take it. I thought, I must show it well, and I said: Auntie, you can rest assured that you will leave it to me. As a result, I accidentally broke a plate again. At this time, the mother-in-law took the initiative to take the dishes and chopsticks, and I ran back to the room in a gray and slippery way. Today, my boyfriend took me home again, still the same meal, the difference is that this time the dishes and chopsticks have all been replaced with stainless steel, and more importantly, even the drink cup has been replaced by a disposable. Let's talk about whether we still have drama or not.

4. A few days ago, the old house was demolished, and after the demolition money arrived, I immediately went to pick up an Audi Parker Peak. On the weekend, I drove my wife back to my mother's house, and the old man's family was preparing to plant seedlings, and called me to drive to help them pull seedlings. After a while, the trunk was filled with seedlings. The seedlings were still dripping water, and the old man asked, "What kind of car is this?" I replied, "This is an Audi, Dad, you're hanging on!" After the old man heard it: "Whether it is an Audi or a BMW, when it goes to the countryside, it will be treated as a tractor, plus twenty more!" ”?

5, the sister-in-law talked about a boyfriend when she was 30 years old, but soon broke up. The reason is that the boyfriend took a phone call while shopping and said to the sister-in-law: I have something to do, I will come back to you in two hours! So the sister-in-law was wandering the street alone, walking and suddenly found her boyfriend and a woman shopping in the mall, and the two people said that there was laughter! The sister-in-law was furious and went up to give the woman a slap. Her boyfriend exclaimed: Mom, are you okay? Then angrily asked the sister-in-law: Why did you beat my mother!

6, today to go to the supermarket to buy cucumbers, with a 12 yuan ticket out of the door, was stopped, asked me whether I draw a lottery! I smoked and hit a car sticker. So I immediately called my girlfriend and said, "Honey, guess what prize I won today?" As a result, my girlfriend came to me: "Honey, just want to call you, tell you something, I just drove when I accidentally rubbed it, the car paint is spent, you take the time to help me read a car sticker on the Internet!" ”?

7. Fa Xiao wanted to buy a birthday gift for the goddess who had been in love for a long time, so he went to the bank to withdraw money. Because Fa Xiao is a VIP of the bank, it is personally hosted by the lobby manager. Fa Xiao: "Help me withdraw the money." Lobby Manager: "How much to take?" Fa Xiao: "Take it!" The lobby manager was surprised: "You have 70 million in your card, are you sure you want to take it out?" Fa Xiao: "I'm going to finish!" Lobby Manager: "No, we can't come up with that much cash for a while." Fa Xiao was very impatient: "Take it! The lobby manager suddenly realized: "Oh! You mean '70,000' is that? "Yes, isn't my ordinary hair damaged?" ”?

8. My aunt was in the room giving a lecture to my cousin, when my uncle went inside to pat himself on the ass. He also poured a cup of coffee for his aunt and said: Daughter-in-law, you are awesome, this bear child is naughty, and it makes you angry. My uncle was muttering and accidentally spilled coffee on my aunt's new dress. The aunt instantly shifted the theme, pointed the spearhead at the uncle, and grabbed the uncle. The cousin ran out, silently closed the study door, shook his head, and said: Sure enough, the bad guy died a lot of words.

9, the sister got married and borrowed 100,000 yuan from my family to buy a house, and now it has been 5 years and has not been repaid, and she even led her husband to my house to eat and drink all day. Last night my sister came again, and I was really angry, so I asked my sister, "When are you going to pay back the money?" The sister said, "Sister, I am a principled person, rest assured, I will definitely pay back the money." Me: "What principle do you have?" The younger sister said proudly, "My principle is to be able to drag out a day is a day, and I can rub a meal and count a meal!" ”

10. Since I was a child, I have liked Mr. Jaylen's songs, and I am a loyal iron fan, especially his "Double Stick" can be liked. When I was in elementary school, I secretly saved up money to buy it, and the one I played was called a powerful, tiger tiger. In the end, the boss confiscated my money and gave me a hundred yuan, saying that I was a cruel person and asking me to go to the hospital to see my full bag. Now that so many years have passed, I have always suspected that the double-cut stick was invented by the hospital!?

11. When I was in college, my brother-in-law bought a lot of spicy noodles in stock, and when I was packing up my things in the dormitory, my brother-in-law turned over a bag of spicy strips that I had bought before. After opening the bag, I sniffed it carefully, and it tasted strange. It felt like it was too long and broken, so I threw it in the trash. A roommate next to him saw it and said, "This is the real rich man, and he buys spicy strips just to smell it!" Hearing him say this, the brother-in-law was actually proud.

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