1, I found that the sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, I said: "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded.

1, I found that the sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, I said: "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. At this time, the message came over: "Brother, this is my trumpet, don't let my sister know, we will contact here later." Without waiting for me to speak, she said: "First transfer me 8,000 yuan, I will use it urgently, and I will return to you for benefits." The daughter-in-law saw the situation and directly grabbed my mobile phone and sent a voice: "Can you order a face, can you order a face, and you must pry my corner?" She quickly wrote back to you: "Brother, I misread you!" "Cut, I'm not at all wrong.

2. The sister-in-law's husband was driven out of the house by the sister-in-law, and I lent him a small house that the family did not use. When I went to see him a week later, I said sarcastically, "You're so good, your clothes have been soaked for a week, and they don't stink at all." The sister-in-law's husband said proudly, "That's it!" I change the water every day! I looked at the black line and said, "Why don't you wash your clothes with that kung fu?" The sister-in-law's husband looked down and thought and said, "Oh... That's a way to do that too"?

3, the girlfriend who has talked for several months is very gentle, just a little careless. Yesterday the pants opened, the girlfriend sewed well, although the craftsmanship is not good, how to see how intimate, after putting on did not find anything wrong, and then with the female ticket out of the shopping, the heart is still beautiful, halfway tired, found a chair to sit, just fell on the ass, unconsciously issued a pig-like cry! The needle went in...?

4, the abbot is a quick temper, every time the education of the little monk is either beaten or scolded, the teacher too often nagged that the education method is not right. She told the abbot to teach the child not to be so rude, remember to scold the child, use love to impress, and treat him as a friend. This night, the little monk came back from school and handed the abbot a test paper. The abbot looked at 5 points and was about to get angry and remember what Shi Tai said, so he crouched down and smiled and asked: Are you tired from school today? What to eat at noon? The little monk took two steps back in a panic and said: Ming people don't say secret words, you have to fight and scold, give a pain!

5, Fa Xiao received the demolition compensation and went to the 4S shop to pick up a Maserati, drove out the door and was rubbed by an aunt who rode a tricycle to sell fruit! Fa Xiao looked at the piece of paint that had been rubbed off, and was silent. In order to make auntie remember a little longer, she whispered, "You lost me 100 yuan!" The aunt was also silent and said: "Young man, 100 yuan can buy a bucket of paint, enough to spray you a car, you must not blackmail people!" "Fa Xiao helplessly:" This is not clearly explained." ” ?

6. Since the parents got married, Dad's salary has been fully handed over to Mom. Now that dad has retired and saved his private money, he secretly came to my house to let me save it for him, and asked me not to tell my mother, and promised me 500 sealing fees. How can I ask for this money, I am resigning... My husband leaned in and said: Dad, this kind of hard work will be done by me in the future, just give 200 on the line...

7, today there are many people in the elevator, after a while to squeeze up a person, when everyone desperately squeezed back. A beautiful woman in front of me suddenly stepped on me, and she didn't apologize and rolled her eyes at me. But I saw that she was very young and beautiful, so I asked, "Sister, do you have a boyfriend?" She blushed at once, and then said shyly, "People are still single." Without the slightest hesitation, I wrapped my arms around her and threw her out of the elevator: "Don't be crazy without boyfriend protection!" Apologize to me! ”

8. Yesterday, the face unlock function was set for the mobile phone. This morning, as soon as I woke up, I picked up my phone and unlocked it for my face, and the result was a continuous prompt: No face detected! I was so angry that I scolded this unlock for not working well. The mother who did not want to pass by the door came to say: "Don't be embarrassed about the mobile phone, right?" As soon as you lay down, your face was so big that I didn't dare to recognize it! I...

9. After graduating from college, I worked in a listed company, my work was very busy, I usually didn't have time to find a girlfriend, and my family always urged me. I was annoyed that my parents kept urging me to doubt the marriage. Eat with a married colleague at noon. During the meal, I suddenly asked him: What is marriage? The buddy said lightly: "Before getting married, when you go home and see the lights downstairs, you will feel warm in your heart, and when you go home after marriage and see the lights on, you will feel that your legs are soft!" ”

10. One day, the parrot mother anxiously searched for her child in the jungle, and after looking for half a day, she still couldn't find it. At this time, the parrot mother was so sad that she was ready to go home, and found that the little parrot was injured on the road, and the parrot mother asked with concern: "How did you get hurt?" The little parrot said, "I followed my father, but my father let out a fart, and I covered my mouth, and as a result, I fell to the ground and was injured." ”

11. The brother-in-law has just finished his health and plans to eat a big meal in the restaurant downstairs. There was a father and son sitting at the door, and when the brother-in-law passed by, he only heard the father educate his son and say: How can you beat your mother when you are so old, I think when I was 10 years old, I could beat your grandmother. The little boy listened to the face and bowed his head without saying a word. The brother-in-law was on fire at that time: Did you educate your children like this? Is there such a thing as a father like you? I see you are under-beaten. The boy's father was stunned and said slowly: Brother, I am talking about table tennis! Is there a problem? The brother-in-law shook his head in embarrassment and said: "No problem, you continue." After saying that, he turned around and ran quickly, not even sitting on the elevator.

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