1, the mother-in-law is 40 years older than the father-in-law, often recognized as mother and son, so she was stimulated to decide to go to plastic surgery, the result of the operation of medical accidents, mother-in-law died on the spot. The father-in-law inherited the mother-in-law's

1, the mother-in-law is 40 years older than the father-in-law, often recognized as mother and son, so she was stimulated to decide to go to plastic surgery, the result of the operation of medical accidents, mother-in-law died on the spot. The father-in-law inherited his mother-in-law's inheritance of 500 million yuan, immediately became a rich man, bought a Maybach, and found a beautiful model. On that day, the public took his girlfriend out for a ride in a new car.

2, I believe that everyone once had such an idea: 1.3 billion people each gave themselves a dollar, so that they became billionaires! Cough cough... Interrupt your fantasies. 1.3 billion people, each person gives you a piece, even if one person gives you a piece of 1 second, this is 1.3 billion seconds. How many years is 1.3 billion seconds? 41 years! Don't eat or drink, don't waste a second, collect money 24 hours a day takes 41 years! However, after having the QR code, I don't have to worry

3, one night, I said to my wife: "If there is no mobile phone, we will definitely sleep with each other as soon as we enter the bed, instead of playing with our mobile phones." The wife replied: "It's okay to have a mobile phone, you can put down your mobile phone and hold me to look at my mobile phone together!" "I was speechless

4, today, my girlfriend asked me to accompany her on a blind date. After the meeting, the man was a little introverted, holding the cup in both hands and weakly asking the girlfriend: Hello! What kind of boy do you like? The girlfriend held out two fingers and said: Just two conditions, compassionate! The boy was silent for half a moment: What about the other condition? The girlfriend laughed: both conditions have been said.

5, today is my wife's birthday, at dinner in the evening I took out a box and said to my wife: Honey, this is a gift I prepared for you. The wife saw that the box was leaking liquid, so she dipped a drop in her finger and put it in her mouth to taste. The wife said: What is this taste, is it wine? I opened the box and said: It's a dog you've always wanted.

6, LZ man, yesterday the wife came back from work to see her five-year-old daughter dye her nails. Just ask your daughter, "Who helped you dye your nails?" The daughter said, "Myself." The wife asked, "Where did you get your nail polish?" Daughter: "I took it in Daddy's car." Wife: "Did you lie?" Daughter: "It's true. "Wife, you listen to my explanation.

7, I plucked up the courage to knock on her door: "Hello sister, I have been observing you next door for a long time, your voice, your taste, your every move, let me be fascinated to the point of being unable to extricate myself, make a friend, right?" "Dead pervert get out!" She gave me a blank look and slammed the door shut. Reluctantly, I shouted into the door, "If you change your mind, come and find me next door!" With that, I strolled out of the women's restroom.

8, I and my girlfriend are shopping on the street, and I see a lot of black students! So I asked my girlfriend: Do you say that they black people look at us as ugly as we look at them? Girlfriend: I guess it should be... At this time a black man walked by: not only ugly, but also short! At that moment... Critical hit damage is too deep...

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