A man went to take a shower, went to the bathroom and asked the boss: How much do you take a bath here? Shop owner: men's bath 10 yuan, women's bath 100. The man said: You rob the money! Shop owner: I mean

A man went to take a shower, went to the bathroom and asked the boss: How much do you take a bath here? Shop owner: men's bath 10 yuan, women's bath 100. The man said: You rob the money! Shop owner: I mean, do you want to go to the male bath or the female bath? After paying the money, you can enter. male:......... Decisively handed over 100 pieces. Enter the women's bath and take a look, it is full of men! The brothers in the bath all laughed and cried: Heaven forbid, another fool! After taking a shower and going out, I saw that there was a row of small words "For men only" under the sign at the door.

2. When I was in kindergarten, I once had a cold and a fever and refused to take medicine. My mom gave me a direct slap and shoved the medicine in my mouth while I was crying. Yesterday afternoon just arrived home from work, saw the mother feeding the little niece to take medicine, the little niece clenched her teeth is not open mouth! I laughed and said: Slap her and cry, open your mouth to cry and give her medicine. My mother said leisurely: This is my granddaughter, can she be like you?

3. When the company shuttle came home, the new female manager handed over a note: "This is my V signal and mobile phone number." I looked at the female manager in surprise, and the female manager said: "The car is so empty, so many empty seats, you are sitting next to me, don't you want to talk to me?" Me: "Manager, I got in the car first..." Now the conversation is so 6?

4. The billionaire asks the waiter after eating: What is your maximum tip? Waiter replied: 500 yuan. The billionaire did not hesitate to take out 1,000 yuan and hand it to the waiter: The next time someone asks you the most tip, remember to mention my name. By the way, who gave you that $500? The waiter said happily: It is also you, sir.

5. Two days ago, I applied for a female secretary of a Fortune 500 company, and the last one was a written test. It is required to complete 50 questions in 5 minutes and then turn in the papers. In fact, at the bottom of the test paper, it was written that I only needed to do the first three questions, but I still worked hard to complete them all. Later, when the written test ended, those who only did the first three questions were brushed off...

6. After graduating from graduate school, I came to work in a food factory. As a result, one day at work, the boss called me to her office. The boss asked lightly: "I heard that you studied communication engineering?" I proudly said, "Yes, boss!" Do you have any technical problems that I need to solve for you? The boss said: "Indeed, my mobile phone was shut down yesterday, you go and pay me my phone bill!" ”

7. I'm going to be late, I've already reached 60 miles. As a result, when turning the corner, I accidentally scraped down an old lady, jumped down, quickly got out of the car, and said: "Sister, are you okay?" The old lady patted the soil on her body and said, "The boy's mouth is so sweet, sister is all right, you go!" "Alas, it is good to react quickly, silently get on my shared bicycle and continue to race!"

8. After the boy died, he met God in heaven. The guy cried and said: God, I am guilty, I often deceive my colleagues. God asks: What have you deceived your colleagues? The guy said: Every time a colleague asks me how to get to work, I always answer to take the subway. God asks: Do you take the bus or drive yourself to work? The boy replied: No, there are empty seats on the subway.

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