1, the sister-in-law has lived in my house for more than a month, today the wife said to the sister-in-law: Sister, I found that you came to this month a lot lighter.? The sister-in-law said: This is not the credit of the brother-in-law.? old

1, the sister-in-law has lived in my house for more than a month, today the wife said to the sister-in-law: Sister, I found that you came to this month a lot lighter.? The sister-in-law said: This is not the credit of the brother-in-law.? The wife immediately became serious, and then asked: What happened to your brother-in-law? I was not convinced, and said: You see your sister, eating with me is very delicious, and the weight has increased a lot. The sister-in-law skimmed her lips and said: That's because flowers inserted into cow dung can absorb the nutrients in cow dung, and my flowers will only be smoked by cow dung!?

2, a rich woman's assistant has a hot personality, but the rich man likes to tease her deliberately. Once a billionaire joked with a female assistant, and as a result, the female assistant was angry and scolded by her half to death. The billionaire laughed and said, "No wonder no one dares to marry you!" The female assistant said angrily, "You don't marry me, why can't I scold you?" Billionaire: "Then if I marry you, won't you scold me?" The female assistant said shyly, "Mm-hmm." Billionaire: "You want to be beautiful." Then the billionaire continued to be scolded.

3, I am quite dink, but unexpectedly still pregnant, my husband and I agreed that we bought fake drugs, and we had no choice but to give birth to the child. Now that my son is four years old, he is particularly naughty, and that time my son was beaten by me, and he wanted to find an old announcement to accuse me of bullying him. Just when my husband went to the toilet, he didn't find him, asked me I ignored him. Finally, the son said loudly, "Where has your husband gone?" I reckon he doesn't want you anymore and went to the supermarket to buy a wife! ”"

4. On the bus, a thief with tweezers was clipping someone else's wallet, the man quickly grabbed his hand, and the thief said, "Big brother, you react too fast!!" The man said, "Fast yarn, my pockets were leaky, it was cold today and I didn't wear autumn pants, you didn't say anything when you were cold to me, and you still clipped my leg hair!" Can I not feel it?" the thief: "...

5. The wife was pregnant with the chairman's child, and the chairman felt guilty and promoted his wife to the director of the workshop. Recently, my wife went on a business trip, and her girlfriend asked me to have dinner together. After eating, the two of us walked along the river. Suddenly, she stopped, raised her head slightly, her eyes closed, and the corners of her mouth fluttered slightly. As soon as I looked at it, I understood that this was the rhythm of kissing! I looked at her red lips and muttered, slowly approaching, closer. Just then, she suddenly "sneezed" and sneezed a big sneeze at my face...

6. When I was in high school, the school grasped the promotion rate, and it didn't matter if there was no hope of being admitted to college. I didn't like to learn, so I skipped class to work as an apprentice in a barbershop. Once the class teacher came to get a haircut, I washed his hair and was relatively speechless. Finally, the class teacher took the lead in opening his mouth: "I have been teaching for 30 years, and the student who washed my hair is your brother!" ”

7, the boyfriend of three years of online dating turned out to be a woman, and we only knew it when we went to the hotel together. I was mad and just blacked her out. My girlfriend came to my house to comfort me, and I wrapped her up and cried all night. When I was silent, my girlfriend suddenly kept staring me in the eye. I blushed and asked, "What's wrong?" The girlfriend said: "What brand of mascara do you use, cry like this and don't fall off." ”

8, the wife was pregnant when they met, she did not hide from me, I said I don't mind, we got married. Later, when my daughter fell ill, I found that my daughter's blood type was the same as mine when I was tested, and I did further DNA testing. It turned out amazingly: she was my biological child! I was dumbfounded! Let me think.?

9, the company free physical examination, did not expect to find out that I have kidney stones. Fortunately, it was not serious, so I took a leave of absence to rest at home. When my nephew saw that I was at home all day, he asked: Uncle, what is wrong with you? I said helplessly: My uncle has kidney stones. The little nephew asked doubtfully: What are kidney stones? I thought silently for a while and said: When I pee, small stones will come out. The little nephew thoughtfully said: Then you should remember to make your legs bigger when you pee in the future, and don't let the small stones hit your feet...

10, and a big uncle in the community playing chess, brother once played, a little nervous. After I took a step towards my brother, Uncle was silent for a long time. Uncle said, "Looks like you should be a novice, right?" I was stunned, my eyes widened and I said, "How do you know?" The old man said: "I have been playing chess for decades, and there are not many brothers who take a handsome step..."?

11, my husband loves me very much and never lets me do housework after marriage. This night, I went to eat with my in-laws and father-in-law, and my father-in-law said sarcastically: "Lao Tzu has raised you for more than twenty years, and as a result, he has raised a wife to be strict!" The husband was very unconvinced, just wanted to refute, the mother-in-law shouted in the kitchen. The mother-in-law shouted, "Wife, come and wash the dishes!" "The father-in-law listened, and the fart was upside down...

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