Today my wife went to the bathhouse to take a shower and came back, saying that she was in trouble, and because of her, the owner of the bathing center and the lady of the bathing center got into trouble, and I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I can only tell her that your intrusion is not a small disaster, directly destroying a family, I just finished, my wife was angry.
Isn't this the end of the year? My wife said that I would start working soon, and I had to take a bath to welcome the new year with a new look, and I thought to myself, "Isn't it time to take a shower?" It's so wordy.
After lunch, my wife took all kinds of body soap, shampoo, conditioner and so on, and I could finally play the king with peace of mind. Usually at home, the management is relatively strict, and only two hours of play time are given a day.
After less than three hours, my wife came back, muttering, and I thought to myself, what's wrong? Take a shower and don't swell your mouth! Or who bullied you?
The wife said slowly, I seem to be in trouble, but it doesn't seem to be my fault! This makes me even more confused, what is another disaster, and it is not your fault? I'm so grumpy!
At this time, my wife explained to me what had happened, which was almost ridiculous! I feel that I will never encounter such a strange thing in eight lifetimes!
Wife went to the shower I did not let her take the mobile phone, for a while there was no use, the second is that it is too humid inside, thousands of mobile phones bought are still painful some good, the key is the money I spent! Everything was going well until the checkout.
Wife checkout is cash, she said a total of 86 yuan spent, she gave the boss lady a fifty, a twenty two ten yuan, because there were several people at the checkout at that time, there were two-dimensional code payment, there are groups to buy tickets, as a result, the boss lady is busy with hand, and so on are gone, my wife said, boss, you have not found me money yet!
The hostess said, looking for some money, hasn't she already looked for you? My wife is also a quick temper, when will you look for my money, you look for me, will I still stand here and not go?
Then my wife and the boss lady were in the hall you a sentence of my theory, the wife felt very depressed, did not look for the wrong to find, and then my wife said loudly, don't you have monitoring? come! Tune the monitoring! See if I'm lying or you're lying!
The hostess is not willing to show weakness, check it!
Then the boss lady went to call her husband to adjust the monitoring, and then there was a dramatic scene, when checking the monitoring, the boss actually found his wife, that is, the boss lady in the cash register with a male Qingqing me, that kind of ambiguity is simply, and kissing action.
The boss was anxious at the time, the boss lady was also dumbfounded, a century war began like this, at this time my wife like a child who did something wrong did not know where to stand, picked up her own things and retreated to the door of the bathing center, only to see these two people fighting together, the words of scolding in the mouth can not be described, and finally the store staff reported to the police, 110 came to see the boss face blood and hit 120.
At this time, my wife saw that the situation was not good, so she quickly withdrew, ran back to the house, and was still breathless when she arrived at home.
My wife asked me, am I in trouble? I thought about it and didn't know how to answer?
My wife asked me again, can I get my four dollars back? How do I answer my wife?
The wife said: If I don't come back, I won't lose! Then you invite me to eat hot pot at night!
What the? You just took a shower, and you want to eat hot pot again, how good it is that you don't wash it! My wife is like a child! What do you say I should do? #虎年有娱 #
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