1, female colleague just divorced, bad mood, ask me to go to drink. Colleagues, I went, she drank a little raw, picked up a bottle and blew, completely wanted to get herself drunk, I was secretly vigilant

1, female colleague just divorced, bad mood, ask me to go to drink. Colleagues a game, I went, she drank a little raw, picked up a bottle and blew, completely wanted to get myself drunk, I was secretly vigilant, just divorced like this. Mo was not looking for a receiver, so I quickly asked, "I'm not pregnant!" She said no. I was relieved. At ten o'clock in the evening, she was already half drunk and said, "Brother, I have nothing now, you take me in." "I have some hesitation, she is 30 years old beautiful, the figure is good, people love, it is said that the divorce is because of spending money and spending a lot of money, I am hesitating, when I interact with her, then the 678 yuan in my pocket, is not it impossible to keep? What to do??

2. When the old man promised me to get married, he gave me a set of tomson houses. After a psychological struggle, I gave up the school flower girlfriends and chose the daughter of the old man who weighed two hundred pounds. Some time ago, the old man bought me a set of Tomson Yipin mansion through the chain family, and I was renovating it. I bought a smart music toilet imported from Europe, and as a result, something happened on the way there, the new toilet had not yet arrived, and the renovation workers dismantled the old toilet and put it in the living room. A colleague of mine heard that I had bought a house and wanted to visit it. As soon as she entered my house, she shouted in amazement: Ah! Your toilet is so big!

3, drinking with my buddies, I am a single dog, my buddies are married, so I learned from him: how did you chase your daughter-in-law in the first place? The buddy Rao Rao said: "This is a long story, it is like this, that day my daughter-in-law asked me to go for a walk by the river, the two of them played on the shore together, suddenly one accidentally, I fell into the lake, but I can't swim, then she jumped down and saved me, I was scared white, she said there was a hotel nearby, take me to the hotel to suppress the shock, and then, I was inexplicably taken down by her, and then she became my daughter-in-law." After listening to it, I was stunned, and I thought that I might be almost out of the water when I married my daughter-in-law.

4. Last night I went to drink with Ling Dao, and I indiscriminately shot a rainbow fart on the wine table, which made Ling Dao particularly happy, and then I drank a lot of wine with Ling Dao. When I got home, I was so happy that I took my stupid dog out for a walk. Wandered around the park and went home. Walking to the fourth floor, the stupid dog did not leave, just walked around the door. I kicked it twice and scolded it twice, but the stupid dog still wouldn't go, so I ignored it and went upstairs by myself. As it turned out, I went down the wrong floor. When I came down, the stupid dog visibly squinted at me, and there was clear contempt in those eyes.

5, the brother-in-law subsidiary arranged to travel, about half a month to go'' The wife did not trust her mother at home, so she called someone in her mother's kitchen, and the living room was installed with monitoring. Today I received a call from my mother-in-law who told me to remove the monitoring of the kitchen. I said: Why withdraw? Mother-in-law: As soon as I finish eating this month, she will come to see me.

6, the first two days of heat is uncomfortable, I suddenly found that the air conditioning remote control is gone, I opened the QQ browser, input: the remote control is missing What to do? As a result, one of the answers I saw was: Is it placed on the air conditioner? Then I looked at the air conditioner above and sure enough, it was here! QQ browser ah! You are indeed perfect!

7. Last night I went to Wandali with my boyfriend. In a shop, I liked a bag, and the price was quite expensive. The boyfriend glanced at the price and asked me obliquely: Why do you want to buy it? I nodded wildly, and he said: Let's buy a cheap one when it's so expensive! I deliberately said: you are not romantic at all, not at all like my ex-boyfriend, and buy whatever I like! The boyfriend immediately stared: Is it to talk to you about love and bankruptcy? I......

8. After the family was demolished, he lived in the villa area of the central district of the city, and his job was also changed to a job with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan. However, I have been single for more than ten years, and after hearing about it, my neighbor directly introduced my boyfriend to me. When I went on a blind date on the weekend, I hurried back in the afternoon. The neighbor immediately asked with concern: What is the impression of the woman at this meeting? I looked frightened and said, "I'm so scared!" The neighbor asked very puzzledly: What happened? I said: Just met, the girl smiled at me, and then the powder on her face began to brush down, I invited her to drink, wow, lipstick stained the cup red, I said to her that we are not suitable, and then she cried, and the circles of her eyes became black, and the false eyelashes were flushed down, it was really a good empty cloth!

9, the wife took the sister-in-law to go on a blind date, the result failed, I asked the wife to know the reason. The other party hates that the sister-in-law is too beautiful, too sexy, too good in stature, afraid of not being able to keep it. The wife sighed and said: More than twenty years of cabbage, did it hit your hand? I smiled and said: Now pigs are also so picky eaters, bad don't, good don't, or give me a forget! Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise my dog's life would not be guaranteed.......

10. The brother-in-law is a sanitation worker who cleans near the pedestrian street. A few days ago, my brother-in-law picked up an iPhone11, and no one came looking for him after waiting for a while. After that, the brother-in-law found that there was a note attached to the phone case: "If my mobile phone falls off one day, please return it, there is a heavy thank you, my number: 139 ..." The brother-in-law immediately used this mobile phone to call over, indicating that it was on the call. Then I played for two days in a row, and each time I was on the phone... Today the brother-in-law drank and talked to me about this, I didn't speak, seemed to understand something!?

11 A friend drove a new car with his wife and parked next to me. I envied him: "Yo, when to buy a new car, you boy is good!" The friend smiled: "I bought it last week, I am not skilled, this does not come out to turn around." I asked again, "How heavy is this car?" The friend thought about it, looked at his wife again, and whispered, "I opened 1280 kilograms, my wife opened 1320 kilograms." "You didn't see his wife look at him.

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