I had just finished andrology that day, and I had just finished and walked slowly from the hospital with a limp. As the anesthetic slowly failed, I was in a bit of pain. So I found a shade

I had just finished andrology that day, and I had just finished and walked slowly from the hospital with a limp. As the anesthetic slowly failed, I was in a bit of pain. So I found a shady place to sit down, and just took out my mobile phone to get a taxi back. Three security guards were seen grabbing a thief and beating him violently. I was soft-hearted, so I said, "A few, don't fight too hard, just hand it over to the police!" The security guard stopped, and the thief shouted at me: "Leave me alone, you run fast, didn't I let you run fast with something?" "The security guard let go of the thief and pinned me to the ground, and the thief whizzed away. I endured the pain and said: What are you doing, I just came from the hospital. The security guards refused to listen to my explanations. Until I saw that the place where I was operating was bleeding. They reacted. Then stuff me with 2,000 bucks and give it to me to forgive him. After I accepted the money, I ran back to the hospital to see it. Fortunately, small problems do not need to be re-stitched. It is the pain that slowly comes after the anesthetic. I had to endure the pain and run to the hospital door again.

I walked to a flower bed and sat down to wait for the car, when I suddenly saw a bag not far ahead. I thought to myself who is this, something that is grinning and can still be thrown here like this. There was no way I had to wait here for the lost owner to return. I'll just wait, wait. After waiting for an hour, I did not see the owner. Plus just the surgery made my whole body very cool. I had to take out a cigarette and lightly place it on it. At this time, a beautiful figure appeared in front of me. Very rushed look. After a while she walked straight up to me. It's a kick to me, thief, you dare to steal my wallet. I quickly explained, but the beauty just didn't listen and punched me. Then the place where I had just had minor surgery seemed to burst and I fell to the ground in pain. Beauty found the problem and came up to grab me: You..... Are you okay. I said coolly: Can you ask clearly before you do it. Beauty blushed and said, "I'm sorry. Then I went into the hospital gate again with her help.

The doctor was very surprised to see me: do you have to run twice on a small operation? I scratched my head: I don't want to, I just got beaten. Then look at the beautiful woman next to you. The doctor said to the beauty: You better stay away from her. Good for recovery. I hastened to explain: You misunderstood. After that, the doctor helped me see the wound. After that, he sent me away. I limped along. Beauty followed behind. After arriving at the hospital gate. Seeing that the beauty is still not going to go: why are you following me? I'm all right. Beauty gritted her teeth and said, "I'm a little uneasy." I explained: It's okay, just a minimally invasive, you didn't mean it. I forgive you. Then I left. Home passed by the fruit stall, asked the price of oranges, much cheaper than the supermarket, so bought two pounds, the boss said five pieces of three, count five pieces. I carried it in my hand, obviously less than a pound and a half, but the mouth said that there was no evidence, I did not say anything, walked a few meters, there was a yellow eel seller, I put the orange on his family scale to see how black the fruit seller was, the result was two and a half pounds ... hehe

When I got home, I lay down on the couch. Gradually I fell asleep. Suddenly the doorbell rang. I thought to myself who this is. As soon as I opened the door, it turned out to be my sister who beat me up at the door of the hospital. She stood in the doorway carrying a large bag of fruit. I scratched my head and said: You are. Beauty blushed: Just come to see you. I was surprised: how do you know where my home is? Beauty smiled and said, "I followed you all the way... There was no way I had to beckon her to sit down. Our relationship gradually improved. One night she called me and said the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked and asked if I could help her unblock it. I didn't say a word, took all the tools, took eighty dollars to take a taxi to her house, and then took only five minutes to help her dredge the sewer pipes. She said very happily, I just asked a person on the Internet to dredge the sewer pipe, he actually said to charge me fifty yuan, you see you five minutes to get it done, do not spend a penny, it is very good! I smiled and said that if there is anything going on at home in the future, just look for me. She said gratefully, ok thank you, you see it's not too early now, you hurry home and rest! I nodded, took my tools, and spent another eighty dollars to get a cab home.

I didn't think it was right, the taxi money was not given to me. So I called her. Who knows what she said didn't give. I was on fire and ran to her house for one night. She still doesn't give it to me. Then we got married after I stayed at her house.

Foxconn bosses came to comfort employees at the end of the year, and employees looked at the boss with expectant eyes, and the boss said to colleagues: Brothers who work hard, this year is hard! The employees applauded excitedly, and the boss said: After a year of wandering, your family is waiting for you to come home and meet you! Colleagues were moved to tears, and the boss said: Haven't you bought the ticket yet? The correct question that colleagues were expecting finally came out of the boss's mouth, and the employees suddenly stood up and replied to the boss: Not yet! The boss nodded, looked at everyone, and said with concern and emotion: Then hurry up and buy it!

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