1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

1． There was a man who was dying, and in the hospital room, he said to his wife: I want to meet my lover. His daughter-in-law called her lover, and when she saw her, he cried, saying that she was most sorry in this life, and that she could not be given a name, and if she had to meet her in the next life, and then continue the frontier, the last and most reluctant thing in life was her, that is, the dead soul loved her. After saying goodbye to his lover, he called his daughter-in-law and gave him a passbook: This is my life's savings, there are 800,000 in it, you keep it. Ask the question: Does this man love his wife or a lover?

2． My daughter-in-law, every time she pays public grain, she subsidizes me with 100 ocean allowance fees! The first few months are OK, and the monthly pocket money is relatively rich. These two months are almost, the weather is hot, and it is a bit excessive, and recently it has been tighter. In order to increase my enthusiasm for paying grain, my daughter-in-law increased the subsidy to 150. To be honest, that's 50 more, and the attraction is quite big!!!

3. After graduating from a prestigious university, I was recruited to work as a teacher at a university of science and technology. Played a friendly competition with other colleges, and there was a young male teacher on the other side. The young man is quite handsome, a bit like a star, but the ball skills are not good. I gave him a heel in a fake move, and a dragon landed on the basket. As a result, the girls on the sidelines shouted at me: Play Lai! Hit people with the ball! It sounded again: So old still learn to play, evil Xin is dead! When I looked back, it was a student of our college.

4. At seven o'clock in the evening, the iron pillar has been off work for an hour, and it is still wandering in front of the door, not daring to enter the door. He stood at the door of the house, thinking about his wife's eager eyes, and he was even more hesitant. Listening to the sound of his wife cutting vegetables made him even more frightened. Finally, the iron pillar hardened its scalp, strengthened its courage, and slammed open the door. I heard him shouting loudly at his wife: Wife, it's too hot at noon today, I spent an extra dollar!

5. The sister-in-law does not do her business all day, often follows a group of spiritual boys to mix with gems, and is also obsessed with watching movies. Today at home to watch a movie, the result of the virus, blue screen, just call me to check it out. As a senior programmer, I watched it for 5 minutes and then asked, "Is this monitor of yours produced by Ha Liu?" The sister-in-law didn't understand this either, and casually replied, "Hmm." Then I said, "What Harbin Pharmaceutical Sixth Factory produces is blue screen." ”

6. The brother-in-law and his sister are engaged and buy a new house in Tomson Yipin, which is 100,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law transferred 100,000 yuan to her brother-in-law with Alipay the next day. So the brother-in-law bought a house of 1800,000, and also bought 2 large toy pigs wrapped in bamboo charcoal, and put them on the sofa to absorb formaldehyde. One day, Dad and Mom came to visit the house. The second elder sat on the sofa drinking tea, and his mother suddenly asked: "This new house has formaldehyde, have you put anything to suck it?" Need to buy greenery? The brother-in-law said without hesitation: "Yes, there are two pigs sitting on the sofa helping to take drugs..."

7. During the National Day holiday, I played mahjong with my boss with a few colleagues, and the boss said: Everything in the company is ready, right? Me: Well, it's all done, East Wind! The boss said: Hey, touch, I tell you ah, I commanded the things, can not know less, no? Me: Uh-huh, nine! Boss: Oops, I'll touch it again! As a result, after the holiday, my brother went to work one day, and I was promoted to department manager because I stepped into the company door with my left foot!

8. Two days ago, I was on the street with a buddy and saw a beautiful woman with a perfect back. So I took a photo and sent it to the circle of friends and said, "Ten likes, I will go up and ask for a V letter." "Less than five minutes after the release, ten likes immediately had it, and it seems that friends are still very powerful." At this time, I said to the buddies next to me, "Who are we going to ask?" Who's the question! "This buddy didn't rob me, pushed me up, who knew that this beautiful woman turned around and startled me!" They all say that it is a shadow killer, but this key is a man? Let me do it!

9. At dinner that night, my friend said to her daughter-in-law, "After eating, wash my clothes." The daughter-in-law said angrily: Why, let me do all the work in the family? Friends say: Who don't you do? The daughter-in-law said angrily: Didn't you say that I was your little angel before you got married? The friend nodded and said, "Yes, angel angel, that is, the angel of heaven summons!"

10. When I went to the hospital today, I was in front of a student. The student said: Doctor, I feel that I am recent, and my sleep is a little abnormal. The doctor asked: What are the symptoms of this? The student said: I wake up at eight o'clock every day now. I heard the doctor say in particular helplessly: At eight o'clock in the morning, it is time to wake up! Girl...#Funny Scene of the Year##搞笑一刻 #