The female manager lay in the arms of the chairman, pointed to the wren in the birdcage on the balcony and said, "When you will leave, dispose of it, and when my husband returns, he will fly away." "Dong

The female manager lay in the arms of the chairman, pointed to the wren in the birdcage on the balcony and said, "When you will leave, dispose of it, and when my husband returns, he will fly away." The chairman asked, "Why?" Female manager: "This wren brother can talk, and when the chairman returns, he must tell us about it!" So the chairman took Brother Wren home. Soon the chairman went on a business trip, came back half a month later, and as soon as he entered the door, his wife said to the chairman: "Old Li, it's not good, your wren brother flew away!" Chairman: "Ah

2. Play mahjong with the old man, three people win, he loses alone... After the meal, the old man used the strength of the wine to scold the five girls and four sons-in-law one by one, and when it was my turn, the old man pointed a finger, the corners of his mouth twitched, swallowed the spit, and ended. The crowd was amazed and asked the old man why he didn't continue. The old man pointed at me and said, "This boy is bad, last time he scolded him, he turned around and gave me a bottle of medicinal wine, saying that he brewed it himself, made up for it, and drank it for two days without leaving the toilet!"

3. I'm a foodie and I often want to eat when I go to work. But I didn't want to eat snacks, so I went to a fruit stall near the company to buy fruit to eat. The little brother who came and went and bought the fruit was ripe. I went to buy fruit again at noon today. The little brother said to me, "Why don't you be my girlfriend!" So there's also free fruit to eat! "Now the situation is that we broke up... The reason was that he thought I was too capable of eating

4. After the wife gave birth to the child, her figure was seriously out of shape, so I asked me to supervise her diet and lose weight, and it is now the seventh day. Then I said to me after work today: My colleague's nails are so beautiful, I want to make one. I said: Then go, nails do not affect your weight loss. She went out for more than two hours and came back, stretched out her hand and said: Look, look good, the girlfriend really did not lie to me, eat haidilao hot pot for free nails.

5. When I went to work today, I saw the female colleague next to me lying on the table without saying a word. I asked her what had happened, and he looked up at me and cried again. At this moment, I noticed that her nose was covered in blood, so I handed her the paper. She told me that this is not a nosebleed, today she was wearing makeup on the bus when she was on the bus, she was applying lipstick, who knew that the bus suddenly braked sharply, and the lipstick was directly inserted into the nostrils.

6. Yesterday I worked late overtime, and the next day I didn't get up to catch the meeting. The boss called and said that there were several customers coming to the company and asked me to come right over. I hurriedly washed my face, brushed my teeth and changed my shoes, feeling a little cold, so I found a pair of thick insoles. Just one of the pads, the phone rang again. So I answered the phone and put the other one in my pocket. To the company to exchange business cards with customers, the brother pulled out an insoles... Boss, I didn't mean to embarrass you...

7. When I was on a blind date, I suddenly became hungry, and naturally ate three bowls of rice and drank two bowls of soup. The man is sympathetic, praising my plain face as natural beauty, being able to eat is a blessing, and being real and unpretentious. To be honest, I was moved and thought he was my true son. When I got home, my father asked, and I said shyly: Well, it's him! Five minutes later, the matchmaker called: Your girl is plain and beautiful, and she still eats so much, don't you know how to put up with it? He actually said that he couldn't afford to raise me, so angry that I asked him out the next day and beat him up.

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