Those people in that circle at the bottom of your heart are a bunch of guys who still smile when you think of them. It is when you have the most, accompanying you and not abandoning, wherever you encounter

Those people in that circle at the bottom of your heart are a bunch of guys who still smile when you think of them. It is when you have the most, accompany you and do not give up, no matter what kind of difficulties you encounter, tell you that it is okay, there they are. ... It's not that you're in the best of times, it's that you're there, and I have the best time. Decide how to go the road ahead, don't always look back.

2, a sleep to wake up naturally, at noon is still in the bed? Nthy, the weekend or something, it's really great. In the afternoon, I went to the company to get something, and I was very surprised to see a full office full of people, and I questioned: Why are so many people on duty on Saturday? The leader smiled at me slightly: Oh, it's only Friday today!

3, chased a girl for a long time, the only thing she was not satisfied with was that I was not manly. When I received her call today, she said viciously: There is no one in my family at night, if you are a grandfather, you should know what to do, right? I replied hesitantly: No one I am even less afraid of the night!

4, by the mother dragged to go on a blind date, met to find that the woman is a high school physical education teacher, although it is a teacher, but because she is a physical education student graduate, so no older than me, see her I said incoherently how so many years are still single, the result she said I began to pay attention to you from high school, found that you are a good seedling, so has been waiting for you, this said unemployed for two years I really do not know how to take down.

5, my son's ex-girlfriend went on a business trip, and I plan to take my daughter-in-law to go shopping. When I got to my daughter-in-law's house, I found that her face was swollen like a bun. I looked surprised: "Daughter-in-law, why is your face so swollen?" Daughter-in-law: "Alas, yesterday your son did not leave, took me to row a boat, and was bitten by a mosquito." Me: "It's so swollen, you must have been stung by it for a long time, right?" Daughter-in-law: "It's not very long, it just stopped in my face, and you were killed by your son with a paddle." "Me:"

6, when my son started kindergarten, he had to cry every morning. One day, we were talking and laughing on the way, and we had no intention of crying at all. We are here in a small town that is not very well built, there is a piglet on the side of the road, the piglet is caught and howls with tears in his lungs, and the son listens to the wow and cries, sobbing: Is the piglet also in kindergarten?

7, the rich man's wife made an appointment to go shopping with her little sister, and called back not long after she went out. With a crying voice, he said: "Husband, the wiper on our car is broken, the window is foggy, how can it not be clean, I dare not open, what to do?" "The rich man listened, frightened, hurry to see it, just arrived downstairs, a look at this foggy day, can see clearly is strange ...

8. When I first went to college, I was trained in the military, and one of them was to sort out internal affairs. On that day, the instructor inspected the internal affairs of the dormitory, walked to the bed of a child's shoe, and said, "I ask you to fold it into tofu blocks. Turning to the bed of another classmate, he exclaimed, "This classmate actually folded into a paper airplane!!! ”

9, working in the Ford production workshop, once because of carelessness was smashed by the machine broke the hand. After lying in the hospital for two months, I suddenly received a call from my manager at 12 o'clock last night. He asked me, "Little King, what happened to your hand?" I was touched at the time, I didn't expect the manager to call me personally to care about me, and immediately said no problem! As a result, the manager said: No problem, you can go back to the company to work overtime now, I will send a car to pick you up!

10, the morning is about to be late to work, too late to take the bus, I called a special car, after getting on the bus, the driver and I chatted: I am a demolition household, 4 houses, more than 6 million cash, bone ticket love how to fall how to fall! Because I don't buy! I have a car, I have my own business, I'm the boss myself, and I'm free. No one but The Heavenly King Lao Tzu could command me. I said: Turn left on the road in front of you. He said: Okay.

1 When my cousin was a freshman, there were only 6 girls in the class, and she lived in a dormitory. She is the most popular in the dormitory, always buying supper, breakfast, snacks for her roommates to eat, and also bought a small cake stove to make cakes, she does not eat much, every time she sees others eat, she is there to smirk. Several roommates said that this stupid girl with a kind heart would be the most blessed in the future who married. It wasn't until her sophomore year that she became the thinnest girl in her class and found a boyfriend.

12, my husband ate a few bites of the rice I made, and said angrily: "I didn't say that braised pork I don't eat sweet, fish I only eat steamed, tomato scrambled eggs sour I don't eat, rice to be harder, how do you do this rice... I said calmly, "Didn't you say you didn't go home for dinner after working overtime?" ”

13, the cousin sent a voice, through helplessness, saying that education has failed. I asked, and she said that my little nephew had a girlfriend in the kindergarten class, spent a year, had a stable relationship, and recently discussed how to design the house in the future. But the nephew swore to his cousin two years ago that he would marry his mother. Under the pressure of the split leg, the nephew actually showed a showdown to his cousin, "I will marry you, but in kindergarten you don't say, my girlfriend will be angry"...

14, freshman year, the new students reported, my parents were busy at work, did not go to send me, I went alone with a suitcase. After dinner in the evening, I was packing my things in the dormitory, and my father called and said: Why didn't you come home after school? What time is it? Where did it go? If you don't hurry home and study hard, can you get into college? I said: Dad, I'm all in college, and today is the first day of registration for a freshman...