1. In the past when I was in school, I had pimples on my face, during class, I took a mirror to squeeze acne in the house, and the result was seen by our teacher, and I said strongly that I peeked at the girl behind me, I directly said angrily: I just looked at it, I looked at it again, you dropped me, I looked at it, the teacher didn't react, the girl behind me directly gave me a slap!?
2. I introduced myself to Xiaomei, we are all a company, in order to avoid misunderstandings. To create a situation of encounter, he made an appointment with a male colleague, and he happily agreed. Then I asked Xiaomei to come here to eat, and I met the appearance of asking her to come to the table to eat together. Xiaomei had just taken a seat when a male colleague discovered a male colleague from his former company. Then I also called that one over for dinner, and my mind is still confused.
3. The sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in severe pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard Wang Baguo, hating your brother-in-law who was stabbed with a thousand knives, and could be much more comfortable. The sister-in-law ripped open her throat and came: Brother-in-law! You bastard, sister... husband! ... You're a knife," ah... Brother-in-law you king... Eight... egg! Fortunately, I was not there, and the sister-in-law in the ward, her husband, in-laws, nurses, and other pregnant women were stunned!
4. Dad is really a man with a life, I am so touched, too considerate of your son! Dad's birthday is coming, so he and his wife discussed buying a set of clothes for dad, and her wife agreed. Carrying 2,000 yuan in my pocket to take my father to the mall, I saw a 1800 piece of clothing, tried it and decided to buy it, then my father quickly pulled me away. I was taken to the small commodity market, and after walking around for a long time, I found a dress that was exactly the same as the mall, so my father did not hesitate to buy it for 180. After coming out, I took 1800 pieces, then gave me 800, said save some flowers, go home you should know how to say and leave. Looking at the 800 yuan, the eyes are moist, my dear father!
5. The manager fell in love with a female anchor, and the female anchor left a big wave and was a typical "scumbag". It is said that she has an ambiguous relationship with many boys. After the manager knew, he immediately broke up with her, and I often went to the office to comfort the manager. Yesterday, I was working overtime at the company, and the manager suddenly pulled me and walked to the small park next to the company. It was getting late, all the lights in the park were off, and nothing could be seen. I had always had a crush on him, but he suddenly confessed to me. I was blushing with shyness and bowed my head and didn't speak. The manager saw the situation and hurriedly said: "If you don't make a sound, I will acquiesce to you!" "A small snake crawled past my feet, frightening me so much that I couldn't bear to squeak!?
6. When I was in junior high school, one of my classmates couldn't go to school because he was sick, so he only asked the other students to bring a leave slip to the teacher. The teacher unfolded the leave slip and looked stunned, and looked at it again or did not understand the meaning of the leave slip. Only to see the leave slip is written like this: Hello dear teacher, today I am 3 paste, 4567 can not 2. Your student xxx. After class, the teacher returned to the teaching and research department with this leave slip and asked other teachers to help see what the leave slip meant. Several teachers did not understand after reading it, at this time the music teacher read it, and the music teacher clearly explained the meaning of this leave slip. Today I am 3 paste, that is to say, today I am confused, 4567 can not 2, that is to say, fever strain can not come. Teachers are praising the cleverness of the music teachers.
7. The colleague fell in love with the front desk girl who had just arrived at the company and began to pursue, but was repeatedly rejected. My colleague was very uncomfortable and asked me for a drink: "I like her so much, why doesn't she like me?" Is it a constellation that doesn't fit? I pondered for a moment and said, "I don't see it. The colleague wondered: "Is that a blood type incompatibility?" I shook my head: "It's hard to say. Colleagues are still not dead-hearted: "Is it difficult to disagree?" I asked him helplessly, "Don't you think about looks?" ”
8. When I was in college, the goddess called me in the middle of the night to ask me to go out for a drink, and I hurriedly got dressed and drove over. I saw that the goddess was almost drunk, ready to go to the checkout, just stood up, the goddess took my hand and said: "Let's two stone scissors cloth, a certain win or lose, you win me to be your girlfriend, you lose to be my boyfriend." "Hearing this, my heart was extremely excited, and I closed my eyes and directly made a move, and the result was a draw??
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