1, the sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy in pain, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in terrible pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard wang badger and hated your brother-in-law for being beaten by thousands

1, the sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy in pain, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in severe pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard Wang Baguo, hating your brother-in-law who was stabbed with a thousand knives, and could be much more comfortable. The sister-in-law ripped open her throat and came: Brother-in-law! You bastard, sister... husband! ... You're a knife," ah... Brother-in-law you king... Eight... egg! Fortunately, I was not there, and the sister-in-law in the ward, her husband, in-laws, nurses, and other pregnant women were stunned!

2. I originally thought that this year's Valentine's Day was a lonely time again. The male colleague sitting next to me suddenly sent me a red envelope, but I thought he must be trying to confess to me during the holiday. Sure enough, it wasn't long before he said, "I love you!" It excited me so much that I didn't fall asleep all night. Unexpectedly, the next day he called and said: "Sister, I'm sorry I drank too much last night and sent the wrong person, can you return the red envelope to me??" ”?

3. My husband stayed up in Huangdao Hisense for 10 years and finally became the head of work. In order to celebrate my promotion and salary increase, I took my girlfriend and me to a roadside stall to eat barbecue. After I took a seat with my 4-year-old girlfriend, there was a table person next to me who was smoking, and when he saw me, he extinguished the cigarette. I was very grateful, and I gestured to my husband with my eyes to thank people. The husband said thank you, let the cigarettes be given to them, and then lit them!

4, the company came to a rich post-00 intern, after work in the evening we went to the city's largest bar to play. The post-00s drank hi and said wildly: I will pay for all the costs tonight! Colleagues are in high spirits, and the post-00 interns have decided not to pull back. Later, after he woke up drunk, the boy looked at the bill of 200,000 yuan and wanted to cry without tears. The bar owner came up to the intern and said: No money to put anything on it? The intern cried and said: I will brush your cup to pay off the debt, right? The bar owner said angrily: Not only brushing cups, but also housework you have to take care of all! The intern nodded and said, "Got it, Dad...

5, I really recently found that single for a long time will really have accidents. The other night, I was eating out, and the hostess kept urging her daughter to find someone. When I saw that her daughter was quite beautiful, I thought to myself: If I don't go to a conversation in a while, what a beautiful thing it would be! I kept thinking, maybe I was really a little fascinated, and when I ended up checking out, Gem made God shout: Mom, checkout! Until now, I still vaguely remember the look in the boss lady's eyes, it was so funny!

6. I went on a blind date, and the other party turned out to be my brother's ex-wife, my original sister-in-law. She and I stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was very awkward. I was about to say goodbye to her, but she sighed and said, your brother is not out, I just left him, if you and I are suitable, we can still talk. How much do you earn in a month now? I was embarrassed to say that my brother set up a company, which has become bigger and bigger in recent years, and has more than 100 million assets, I helped him, he gave me an annual salary of seven million! She was stunned for a moment, and then shouted, I went to remarry your brother, and then I ran away without a shadow!

7, I am a playboy, I often go in and out of the bar KTV, I want to find a partner. And I pretended to be poor to avoid being targeted by unscrupulous women, and I wanted to find a serious wife. Later, after playing for more than two years without an object, the good brothers gave a trick: walking the dog. He said that girls like furry things, and if you have a dog that goes out every day, it is estimated that you can talk to your sister. I thought this was indeed the case, so I bought a hairy Tibetan mastiff! As a result, three years have passed, the girlfriend has not been found, but I lost more than 100,000 yuan because of the vicious dog injury!?

8. I spent 800,000 yuan on a Rolex watch in salted fish, which is the 1992 Collector's Edition. After less than a week of snickering, my wife secretly took it and gave it to her manager. I was angry and hid in my room in silent tears, and my son called me to dinner and pretended not to hear. After a while, my son came to the bedroom and said to me, "Dad, it's time to eat." The son looked at the golden retriever lying next to me, and said quietly: I know that you have been wronged, you see that our golden retrievers are crying with you, when I look at you two, I think it is a difficult brother!

9. That night, I went to Haidilao with my boyfriend to eat hot pot, and waited in line for more than 2 hours to finally get our turn. After taking a seat, I found that the next table was the boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, and she smiled at him and said: Such a coincidence! The boyfriend obviously didn't want to see her and said to me: Let's not eat and let's go! As an excellent high emotional intelligence, I immediately said: why not eat, she is so fat and still eating.

10, yesterday the brother accompanied his brother to go on a blind date, everything went smoothly, said good today to contact and contact. Early this morning the brother saw his brother out, but not long after his brother returned. Brother: So fast, walking the dog? His brother: She's back at work. Brother: It's so bad, I don't say hello when I left? His brother: In the middle of the night, I heard my aunt say that I packed up my things when I went back on a blind date, and left by high-speed train in the middle of the night.

11. When I was exploring the cemetery, I met a girl who was as bold as me. Half a month later, she became my girlfriend. Today, I followed her home to meet my parents, and I was very nervous. My girlfriend comforted me and said, "Don't be nervous, it's okay, my mother is very enthusiastic to see people." As a result, as soon as I entered the door, my aunt opened her mouth and said, "Boy, how old are you??" Do you have a girlfriend? Why don't you introduce you to one?? "I was messy on the spot.

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