1, the sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy in pain, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in terrible pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard wang badger and hated your brother-in-law for being beaten by thousands

1, the sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy in pain, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in severe pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard Wang Baguo, hating your brother-in-law who was stabbed with a thousand knives, and could be much more comfortable. The sister-in-law ripped open her throat and came: Brother-in-law! You bastard, sister... husband! ... You're a knife," ah... Brother-in-law you king... Eight... egg! Fortunately, I was not there, and the sister-in-law in the ward, her husband, in-laws, nurses, and other pregnant women were stunned!?

2. I called my brother-in-law and whispered, "Brother-in-law, lend me some money, I'm downstairs from your house!" The brother-in-law said: "I am not at home, I work overtime at the unit!" I said, "What do you say?" I didn't hear clearly..." Brother-in-law: "I said I wasn't home!" I work overtime at work! Me: "What?" The brother-in-law shouted, "I said I didn't!" at! family! I! at! single! bit! add! class! this! I calmly turned back to my cousin and said, "I heard no, I said it was he who entered the hotel!" It's in the next room! ”

3. I'm a makeup artist. I work in a studio. As we all know, a lot of people get married on October 1, and there are many brides who are wearing makeup. Makeup lined up in a row. The dressed bride waits in the rest area for the groom to pick them up. A handsome groom approached, looking confused. He wanted to stop talking. Mm in our shop asked the handsome guy, why don't you pick up the bride? The handsome groom blushed and whispered. I don't know which one is my wife.

4. The daughter is watching TV in the living room, and the male protagonist kneels down on one knee to propose to the female protagonist. The daughter was very envious, and curiously asked the father next to her: "Dad, did you kneel down when you proposed to your mother?" Dad was stunned, smiled and said, "No." The daughter asked incomprehensibly, "Why?" Dad was silent for a while, smiled bitterly, and said, "Your mother said that there will be more opportunities to kneel in the future, and this time it will be exempted." ”?

5. I have a good friend on my V letter who bought a Nissan Tourette for 400,000 yuan. He was particularly obsessed with the car and spent all day in the circle of friends to dry his car. The car wash had to be dried, and I was so annoyed that I blocked him. Didn't expect this cargo to send me a photo directly, his car, and asked me if I saw it? I asked my friend, "What is the psychology of this person showing up with me like this?" My friend said, "There are only two, and the brother one is that you didn't like it, right?" Second, has he ever chased you before? ”

6. After dinner, I went to the square to walk around, and suddenly saw my junior high school classmate and her girlfriend dancing square dance. I went up to greet her, her girlfriend was playful and cute, and looked at the milk tea in my hand and asked me to buy her a cup. I teased her and said, "I took it to buy, aren't you afraid that I'll sell you?" She said, "Auntie, you should be the ugly old classmate my mother said, especially kind." I was speechless after hearing this, is this praising me?

7, I worked hard in the company, I saw that I could become a manager, and as a result, I was halfway out of the way to bite the gold, and the boss's sister parachuted into the company to snatch this position. The wish was empty, and when I got home I wasn't in the mood to cook. There was nothing to eat at home, so I cooked a bowl of noodles and put some hot pot base in it, which turned out to be spicy for my son. Son shed tears: Mom, the noodles you cook are spicy and hot, is this the legendary "Mommy Hot"!

8. After the final exam, the developer's father saw his son take the test paper home after the exam, and the developer looked at the results, got angry, and scolded: "You are not a tool of things, how did you get 30 points in Chinese?" The son said, "Dad, I'm here for you to learn, with a down payment of 30% wow!" The developer said, "You... That math test is also 30 points? The son said: "How is it possible, the down payment of two sets of rolls is 40%!" The developer said, "I scored 40 points in mathematics!" ”

9. The cousin is a bully of Maotanchang Middle School, and as a result, he was admitted to Tsinghua by a third difference in the college entrance examination, and he did not re-study. Because of this incident, the uncle and aunt's lips were almost worn out, but he just did not agree to re-read it. The cousin was in a bad mood, stole his uncle's bank card, and went to the field to relax. When he returned, he found that his aunt was actually pregnant. The cousin was suddenly shocked, and ran to ask his uncle: Dad, I am so old, why do you want to be small? The uncle looked at him and said calmly: This is the same as you playing a game, the tuba training is ruined, I have to practice the trumpet.

10. Father: "Son, what kind of work do you want to do when you grow up?" Son: "Plumber." Father: "Huh?" Why do you want to be a plumber? Son: "Don't be a plumber, be a takeaway, or be a repairman, or be a postman." Father: "Little King, have you seen my treasures?" ”

11, the brother-in-law special entrance examination, some time ago please eat, I was not there, today alone invited me to eat hot pot hot pot restaurant TV is playing Guinness records. The brother-in-law said: "Brother-in-law, I think we should also diverge our thinking and create a Guinness record." I nodded my head and said in agreement, "This is a good proposal." The brother-in-law thought for a moment and said, "I cut down a tree, sharpened both ends, and applied for the world's most drunken toothpick record." I gave him a blank look: "Don't pull it, you can't talk about something practical??? Dude: "I dig a pit in the ground, fill it with water, and apply for the smallest lake in the world." I said, "Then I'll just cut three holes in the ground, stick three fingers out, and apply for the world's most drunken bowling ball." ”

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