1. A man takes advantage of a woman's husband to go to her house to fool around, but the woman's husband returns home early. When the doorbell rang, the man was frightened, but the woman said calmly, "Don't be nervous."

1. A man takes advantage of a woman's husband to go to her house to fool around, but the woman's husband returns home early. When the doorbell rang, the man was frightened, but the woman said calmly, "Don't be nervous, get dressed and wait a while." Then, she took a bag of garbage from the kitchen and walked to the door, opened the door and said, "Honey, before entering the door, will you take this bag of garbage out and throw it away?" Then by the time her husband entered the door again, the man was already dressed and left safely. On the way home, the man thought, this woman is so smart.

2, go out to play often see the brother's girlfriend with the brother's colleagues. I have reminded my classmates many times that they always ignore and do not care. I was angry for him, so I scolded him and said to him: Are you stupid, you stupid pig. It wasn't until the day he got married that I didn't know I was a stupid pig, and I was completely confused. My classmate married his colleague's own sister.

3. My aunt and uncle didn't want to cook and decided to have a meal. After connecting, the mother-in-law asked: Abalone, sea cucumber, fish lip, yak skin glue, apricot abalone mushroom, hoof tendon, mushroom, cuttlefish, Yaozhu, quail egg stew? The boss took a long time before he said: No. The aunt asked again: Did the Buddha jump the wall? Boss: Yes, where to send? Suddenly, the aunt and uncle laughed.

4. When I was in high school, there was a biology class, and the teacher was talking about the tenacious vitality of earthworms in class! It is said that it can survive by cutting into two pieces, and it was still young at that time. I questioned curiously, "No way, I cut it in two last time." Teacher: "How did you cut it?" I said, "I cut it vertically." Teacher"Get out. ”

5. Lying on the sofa and watching "Douluo Continent", I have been reluctant to sleep at 12 o'clock in the night, and then I fell asleep unconsciously. While I was sleeping soundly, my iPhone 11 Pro suddenly rang. I picked it up helplessly and asked confusedly, "Who are you?" The dad on the phone said, "I'm in the bathroom, bring me some toilet paper!?" I said, "It's too late today, wait for tomorrow." "By the next day, I was beaten to the hospital!?

6. The brother-in-law and the virtuous and gentle sister flash marriage, after a honeymoon back, the brother-in-law will divorce the sister and the two people will make an earth-shattering noise. The Iron Brothers persuaded: "As for divorce? How big a deal is that? The brother-in-law said, "She hid the past!" The Iron Brothers said, "Huh? Have you ever been divorced before? The brother-in-law said, "It's worse than that!" She won awards in taekwondo in the province! ”

7, the little uncle is about to be 26, and found a girlfriend who is 3 years older than him. Just now, the little uncle called me: "Sister-in-law, I accidentally sent your picture to my girlfriend." Me: "She misunderstood!" Is it for me to explain it for you? The little uncle smiled and said: "My girlfriend is not angry, and she laughed and said, this woman is old and ugly, a man will not want it, haha..."?

8, just went to the company to find that they are unwell, they took leave to go home to rest, sick lying on the window, confused to hear that their husband has returned. When I opened the door of the room, I thought he would come and ask with concern about wiping his forehead or something. As a result, I heard him slightly unzip my leather bag on the window, open my wallet, gently withdraw the money, close the bag again, and close the door of the room.

9, the cousin went on a blind date again, one person ate a bowl of hot dough skin and ate a bowl of tofu, and then went to the park next to it, sat on a bench to chat, and when the conversation was hot, a little girl of about 3 years old walked up to him and timidly called out to her father. The cousin quickly explained to the woman that she was not his child, and the woman calmly replied: I know, this is my daughter. cousin... "

10. I bought a copy of "Zhou Yi" on the stall to study it myself. I did the math this night, and the computer I just bought would break on the night of the 15th! In order to verify my skills, I stayed by the computer all day, and the children cried and ignored it, afraid that I would miss the moment when it broke as soon as I left. I also assumed countless ways in which it was bad, and each took rescue measures. As a result, on the night of the 25th, the child cried very fiercely, and something bad was about to happen. The daughter-in-law is cooking, annoyed by the child, angry: you know all day long looking at the computer, the child does not care, the old woman let you look again! Raised a kitchen knife and split the computer!?

11. After the death of her mother-in-law, her father-in-law lingered among various beautiful women, and recently she took another flight attendant and took her to a Western restaurant to eat. In order to show the taste, I asked for a bottle of red wine, and also stressed that I wanted the best! The restaurant owner: "Sir, the most expensive red wine in our shop is the 1869 Château la Fe red wine!" Father-in-law: "Oh? How expensive is it? The restaurant owner: "The price of 1.5 million yuan was auctioned that year, do you want to open it?" The father-in-law said unhurriedly: "You drive!" You open! You drive..." The father-in-law's words were not finished, and the restaurant owner was very happy, holding the bottle of wine. "The lid was opened. The father-in-law then said, "What an international joke are you making!" We're not the ingredients for this wine..."

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