It feels cold because others don't speak softly enough! On the street, the beautiful clerk said cutely and tenderly: "Cold is not cold!" The man said with excitement and emotion: "A little! She: "Then come."

It feels cold because others don't speak softly enough! On the street, the beautiful clerk said cutely and tenderly: "Cold is not cold!" The man said with excitement and emotion: "A little! She said, "Then come and buy clothes!" Male: "You're so warm with that!" It's not cold anymore! Clerk: "... “

2, just returned from a business trip, my wife and I did not want to cook, so we ordered takeaway. The wife had just taken a shower and the takeaway brother called to say that the takeaway had arrived and asked him to go downstairs to get it. The wife said: "I just took a shower, I don't have any clothes, you help me send it, give you a surprise!" The takeaway brother climbed to the 6th floor and knocked on the door, I opened the door and said: "Brother, surprise no? The little brother was breathless, not knowing whether he was tired or angry.

3. I have been working in Yantai for 3 years and bought a sea-view villa by the sea. There was a beautiful young woman living next door, and that night, the beautiful woman suddenly knocked on my door. She came to me in a thin transparent nightgown, hugged my body, and whispered behind my back: I am lonely, but my husband is no longer there. I was very excited, turned around, stroked her shoulders, comforted her excitement, stared at her and said: Alas, mourning and going along.

4, the girlfriend went to the fitting room to change a dress, she stared at me with wide eyes and asked: "Is it good?" And I said, "Looks good." She was a little angry, muttering and complaining: "You are also too perfunctory, which dress do you say looks good?" I was surprised and said, "Ah, you were asking about clothes, and I thought it was you." ”

5, the man took his girlfriend to the mall, the girlfriend took a look at a lipstick, the man was too expensive, he said: "You don't wear lipstick to look better, this is called natural beauty." The girlfriend was greatly dissatisfied and said: "Fortunately, I did not let you buy clothes, otherwise you would definitely say that I look better without clothes, that is called human beauty." ”

6, early in the morning the wife is tossing in front of the wardrobe, always feel that this is not satisfied, that is not good,and shouted that it is time to buy new clothes, I asked the clothes Bought last year can not be worn? The wife's body twisted: how did last year's clothes match the temperament of the old woman this year? If it weren't for her trembling jaws from excitement, she would have been almost shocked by the temperament of these ladies.

7. After watching the cartoon at night, the nephew still refused to sleep, he imitated the tone of Nezha in the cartoon and said: I am destined by my fate, I still want to watch cartoons. The girl's persuasion was fruitless, and she helplessly picked up the clothes rail and said: Zha'er, what do you think is in the mother's hand? The nephew said dismissively: Isn't it just a clothes rail! What else could it be! The girl roared angrily: "Wrong, this is the ruyi golden hoop stick of the old grandson, eat the stick of the old grandson... Haha, then Nezha began to believe in fate!

8, when I was in the third grade, my brother once washed his parents' clothes, I found two yuan in my pocket, I secretly hid it, did not hand it in. Since then, he has often taken the initiative to ask for laundry, and he can often turn it over to the dollar, and he often spends it with guilt. But then I learned that a dollar was bait for them to do my laundry.

9, I went to my brother's house, my brother answered a phone call, and went out. It was raining and thundering at night, when my sister-in-law came to my bedroom and told me she was scared and wanted me to accompany her. I looked at my sister-in-law wearing very charming clothes and said to my sister-in-law: Sister-in-law, you are in such a good shape! My sister-in-law smiled: "Yes, your brother didn't say that about me." At this time, there was thunder again, and the sister-in-law said: Wrap me up! So I wrapped my sister-in-law tightly! She fell asleep in my arms, and I fell asleep too. The next morning, my brother opened the door and saw us hugging tightly, smiled and said: My sister is really a director, and comfort my sister-in-law!

10, I used 360 IOUs to borrow 200,000 mesh bags, bought a second-hand Porsche Cayenne, and then started running Didi cars. At eight o'clock in the evening, at the door of Tomson Yipin, a big sister in a white dress was pulled. After getting in the car, she handed me a jackfruit. I couldn't refuse and took a bite. She asked me: Is it delicious? I said: Delicious! She also said: Of course it is delicious, I loved jackfruit when I was alive! I was so frightened that I almost drove the car into the ditch! The woman continued: "Since the birth of my child, I have not loved to eat.

1 There is a young man in the village who is rubbing the neighbor's wireless network to watch a movie, suddenly the network is interrupted, he is ready to go to the neighbor's house to ask what is going on, but found that the neighbor and the young man's wife came out of the neighbor's bedroom in disheveled clothes... Later, a neighbor sued a network company for "unstable internet speeds."

12 Newspapers say that women live longer than men. The husband did not understand: "I really don't know why men have to take a step first." The wife hugged the pile of clothes and said angrily, "Someone has to stay and pack up the clothes." The husband nodded, "There seems to be some truth to it." ”

When I was 13, four or five years old, my parents went out to do farm work every day, so they left me and my brother at home. At that time, my brother and I were bored at home and played hide-and-seek, and my brother could not get out of the urn! I pulled on his clothes and dragged while singing: pluck the radish, pluck the radish, pull the radish, pull the radish! I was singing, Grandma came, I looked at the rescue soldiers, and sang happily: Old lady, come quickly, come and help us pluck turnips! So my brother and I had shoe prints all over our butts!

14, Xiaoming's mother took Xiaoming from the kindergarten to the women's bathhouse to take a bath, went in and saw that the teacher was also washing, the teacher pretended not to know Xiaoming, and quickly walked into the shower. Bob shouted: Teacher! teacher. You strip naked and I still know you ~ Teacher: