One day, a woman went to the bank counter to withdraw 700 yuan, which was ridiculed by bank employees. In desperation, the woman said to the bank staff, then help me withdraw 3 million. staff member

One day, a woman went to the bank counter to withdraw 700 yuan, which was ridiculed by bank employees. In desperation, the woman said to the bank staff, then help me withdraw 3 million. The staff took the savings card and saw that the balance in the card was suddenly not calm, and the woman's card had more than ten million deposits. Subsequently, the attitude of the staff changed greatly, the title changed, and respectfully gave the woman 3 million. After the woman took out 700 yuan, she deposited the remaining money into the card. The staff did not dare to say anything, they could only do it, this is a VIP, ah, can not afford to offend.

2. Shortly after the new marriage, the brother-in-law and younger sister were unable to reach a conclusion due to the quarrel over the family's financial power. One day, the two reached an agreement: "Spend a month each to see who manages the money and saves more, and who will hold the financial power in the future!" "The younger sister is still powerful, within a month of planning, the allocation of funds is more than enough, the effect is remarkable." And the brother-in-law also felt that he was safe to win, at this time, the mother-in-law opened her mouth: "Or let your wife manage the money, don't always rub rice in me!" ”

3. My cousin went on a business trip, and my sister-in-law called me to say that she had come to the house to eat dumplings. The two of us were making dumplings while chatting, and my sister-in-law said: As long as I quarrel with your brother, he will not eat, and he will not eat for several days! I'm going to be angry, I really can't do anything with him. Then ask me, did you quarrel with your husband for dinner? I thought about it for a while and said very calmly: We are all full and then quarrel....... My sister-in-law looked at me silently and said, "It turns out that you have eaten too much!"

4. I'm getting married in two days, my friend said I was going to have a bachelor party, and then I was very excited when I heard it, and my wife said let's have fun. After drinking for a while, a friend walked toward me upside down, patted me and said solemnly: Just got married for a few days must rush to cook, must stir-fry the dish paste, if you can, it is best to pretend to accidentally drop a few expensive plates, yes, the more expensive the better. Me: In this case, I don't have to cook and wash the dishes after I get married? The friend patted his leg: You will be like me, lame by your daughter-in-law, so that I will not be too lonely on the way to the hospital

5. The father-in-law was hit by a Maybach, there was no breath on the spot, and the owner promised to take care of his mother-in-law for a lifetime. The mother-in-law agreed at that time, and later learned that the man's car was rented, but the mother-in-law still married him. That day, the mother-in-law and her husband quarreled at home and sulked. Me: "Mom, what are you angry about?" Mother-in-law: "Daughter-in-law, I really shouldn't have married him in the first place." Me: "Why?" Mother-in-law: "I think he's too poor!" Me: "Didn't you know that?" Why marry him? Mother-in-law: "Mainly because I didn't marry him in the first place, I couldn't marry him at all!" ”

6. I couldn't find a partner since I graduated from college, so I stayed at home all the time. My brother has a lovely daughter, and I often grab food with her at home. In the past two days, I found that my little niece does not watch TV or play computer games, and every day she packs snacks and eats non-stop! I: "Oh, hungry to death" Little niece: "My teeth are moving, my mother said that my teeth are about to fall out, I still have teeth, eat all the snacks at home, the province I have no teeth cheap you." ”

7. When I went to the pedestrian street today, I saw a beautiful thief and a beautiful woman, and I have been following her. Suddenly a thief snatched her bag away, and I desperately went after it. Chased several streets in a row, and finally caught the thief!! The thief lay on the ground and said: Brother!! That girl is your girlfriend!! So desperate!! I also lay on the ground and said: A little work ethic is not ok?? I've been with you for a day, you come up and grab it!!

8. Obviously cheated by the online love girlfriend, heartbroken, born loveless. Talked about a girlfriend online, talked for half a year, and cheated me of more than twenty thousand yuan. I was heartbroken and devastated, and I planned to jump off the building and take my life. After a newly divorced big brother came, he persuaded me: I don't want to live after being cheated by a girl? It's just a bad woman who cheated on you, is it worth it for you to jump off a building for a bad woman? As soon as I listened, I didn't want to live anymore: I tell you, there are no good girls in this world! Saying that the eldest brother and I sat together.

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