1. After work at night, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" ”

1. After work at night, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" I was shocked and quickly kicked open the bedroom door, which was empty. The daughter pointed to the kitchen: "There! "I ran to the kitchen with lightning speed and was about to get angry. I saw my husband pulling on my sister's apron and saying, "Quick, take off the apron, in our house, how can I let you cook!" ”......

2. The young female colleague and the old king have become friends for the year, often exchanging chess skills, and for a while they have become a beautiful conversation in the community, and later the old king's daughter-in-law has run away with people. Now the female neighbor and Lao Wang play chess at home in a bright and honest manner, and the neighbor's eldest brother finally has difficulty in divorcing his daughter-in-law, and has signed up for a chess training class, intending to humiliate Lao Wang from chess skills, and as a result, people are good at Go.

3, Dad bought an Akita dog at home, the dog is particularly intelligent, but also humane. Last week, it was sprinkling joy in the house, accidentally broke the water cup that his mother had bought, and the stupid dog knew that he was in trouble and quietly went into the kitchen. The old mother angrily took the feather duster to the kitchen and beat it. Before he got to the kitchen, the stupid dog took out a black food bag from it and put it at his mother's feet. The mother opened the bag and immediately smiled, there was a lot of change in it, estimated to be more than 3,000. By the next morning, I found that my father's eye circles were dark, and he must have lost sleep!

4. The brother-in-law's girlfriend abandoned him and ran away with an old rich man in his 60s. Girlfriend: Let's break up. Brother-in-law: Let me do one last thing for you. Girlfriend: What's the matter?? The brother-in-law took his girlfriend's mobile phone and opened Alipay, adding a friend. After going back, the brother-in-law opened his mobile phone every day and went into Alipay's ant manor to beat his girlfriend's chicken!!

5. After graduating from Tongji University, the brother-in-law found a daughter-in-law who graduated from Lanxiang, and her feelings have always been particularly good, especially the brother-in-law, who especially loves his daughter-in-law. Every year on the wedding anniversary, the brother-in-law will remember to prepare a small surprise for his daughter-in-law. On this year's wedding anniversary, the brother-in-law carefully prepared a candlelight dinner. His daughter-in-law was very touched and asked: Husband, why do you remember so clearly every year on the anniversary? The brother-in-law said confusedly: I have always had a habit, and the stupid things I have done will be remembered more and more clearly!

6, the father-in-law is a real estate developer, stealing xing was found by the mother-in-law and divorced the mother-in-law, the bad woman successfully ascended to the throne. That night the bad woman lay on the window playing with her father-in-law's hand and found that the lifeline on the palm of her father-in-law's hand was very long. Then she looked at herself again, and then said to her father-in-law: Husband, my lifeline is very short, I can only live to 50 years old, what to do? The father-in-law thought about it and said: Oh, then you don't have to buy you pension insurance, anyway, you can't live to that time.

7. The little nephew played at my house and broke the blue and white porcelain vase that my mother spent 1 million yuan to buy. After the mother saw it, she smiled and did not get angry at all. I couldn't help but ask my mother: "When I was a child, I would be beaten up for everything, and it was okay for him to hit such an expensive thing, it was not fair!" The old mother was angrier than me: "You hit something bad and asked you who did it, you don't mean cats or dogs, there are no pets in our family at all, I beat you for your low IQ, people are taking the initiative to find me, Grandma I accidentally broke things, don't be angry, or you hit me, you are happy." ”?

8. Last night, the mother-in-law posted a circle of friends, and in the video, the father-in-law ate the food she made, and then devoured it! So I wrote in the comments: It's really great, it's good to teach your daughter. Tonight, the mother-in-law did come to teach her wife to cook, but the teaching was very slow, and she did not cook until 10 o'clock in the evening. Then I devoured it, and my mother-in-law said to my wife: Remember, the best cooking in the world is to starve him first, and then feed him!?

9. After my nephew's absence from school, I went to the supermarket to buy vegetables. When I went out after buying groceries, I happened to meet my ex-girlfriend from college, and she held her current boyfriend's arm. Although it was a little embarrassing, I greeted her politely. The ex-girlfriend had a cold expression and said: My boyfriend and I are ready to get married, he is the second generation of the rich, with a car and a house. Silent, I pulled out my car keys, walked to a tractor on the side of the road, shook the car, and sprayed them with ash! Look down on whom! Or when I was a useless boy three years ago?

10, the daughter-in-law and the sister-in-law was born on the same day, the two look almost exactly the same, even the personality is similar, often from time to time to a prank, often make me do not know who is my daughter-in-law who is the sister-in-law, yesterday, the daughter-in-law did not know what wind to smoke, found a few clothes of the sister-in-law, and then took my arm back to the mother-in-law's house. The mother-in-law saw the sister-in-law holding my arm, and she shook her head, and her face changed in an instant, and she picked up the broom next to her and shouted at her daughter-in-law: Deadpool, that's your brother-in-law, let go of him. Unexpectedly, the daughter-in-law made a grimace and said: I am biased. After saying that, he pressed it more tightly to me. I was embarrassed to get it on the side, I don't know how to explain it, I now have a little doubt that she is not my daughter-in-law. "

11. My husband and I have been married for five years this year, and my husband is in charge of the money at home. At breakfast in the morning, my mother-in-law said to let me manage the money later, but I refused. At that time, I said to her: In the beginning, when we were together, I was in charge of the money, but I always lost it, maybe I couldn't hold the money. At this time, my mother-in-law looked at me and said: "Don't you think that my son will take the money?"

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