1, colleagues gather, do interactive games in the middle, female colleagues point to their waists. M: Extra meat? The woman shook her head. M: Swimming rings? The woman shook her head. M: Three rings? The woman still shook her head.

1, colleagues gather, do interactive games in the middle, female colleagues point to their waists. M: Extra meat? The woman shook her head. M: Swimming rings? The woman shook her head. M: Three rings? The woman still shook her head. Another colleague couldn't bear to look at the prompt: one word. The man suddenly realized: Coarse. The woman came up with a slap: Do you say that a waist can die?

2, my girlfriend said that I was a "mother-in-law" and could not marry me, and then she separated from me. After I became single, I chatted with my former female classmates. Looking at the message on the phone that has not been returned for a long time, I helplessly sighed and said: Is a straight man like me basically saying goodbye to chatting with girls? The old mother who was sorting things out on the side heard it and suddenly smiled and said: I see that you are very good at coaxing girls to sleep! I listened for a moment and asked my mother in surprise: What do you mean? Mom smiled and said, "I see you basically asked if you were there, and they went to sleep!"

3. When the wife of the supervisor gave birth to the second child, the supervisor cruelly chose to keep small. I saw that the supervisor was quite rich, so I chose to marry him. After getting married, we lived in his rural hometown for a while. The window of the wedding room is relatively small, and every time he wraps me up to sleep, it feels particularly warm. Until the two of us went back to the house in the city, the two-meter-wide window, he did not wrap me again, and did not think much about it at that time. On Sunday night, I went back to the small window where I still lived in my rural hometown, and he still wrapped me up. Suddenly reacted: it is not warm, it is his own fear of falling!

4, the brother-in-law came to Starbucks for a blind date, Aunt Liu told the brother-in-law: "That little girl has a water spirit, a skin like mutton fat white jade, blow bombs can be broken!" After returning from the blind date the next day, the brother-in-law was dejected, and Aunt Liu asked: "What's wrong, are you not satisfied?" The brother-in-law shook his head: "Not long after I sat down, she slapped me and left." Aunt Liu was very surprised and asked, "Why?" The brother-in-law said: "In fact, they all blame me, I really can't help but blow her a little, and drop a layer of powder!" ”

5. Yesterday, I met a beautiful woman on the bus, she sat in the position of the flight attendant opposite me, and because I couldn't talk to her across the aisle, I looked at her foolishly. At this moment, the girl suddenly got up to get out of the car, I saw a bottle of black tea on her seat, so I grabbed the bottle of water and chased after it, and said softly: "Sister! You forgot to take the water! At this time, I heard the attendant at the door of the car stare at me and shouted, "Put down!" That's my water...""

6, after the New Year with the daughter-in-law to leave for the city to work, the mother wrapped a big bag for me to eat, what pig head ribs pig elbow pork packed three bags. The daughter-in-law looked at the white hair on the sideburns of the old mother for a moment and said to her: It is not easy to raise pigs, keep it for yourself, right? The old mother said to her daughter-in-law: The pigs that have been raised for more than twenty years have gone with you, and you should also take away these meats

7. My parents are very concerned about my marriage and ask the daughters-in-law I marry to be satisfied, so every time I go on a blind date, my parents follow. Today's blind date, my parents and I went together, the girl and her mother together. The girl was beautiful, her mother was beautiful, and the father said, "Son, that's it." Mother: "Do you two want to have one person and one ??? Dad said in passing, "That would be perfect." "Needless to say, I'm going to visit my dad in the hospital...

8, the brother-in-law 5.20 married, the result of the wife did not even give me a greeting, the two of us demolished a house to the brother-in-law! I knew that I was very angry, and I had a big fight with my wife, and my wife beat me up! I was very depressed, covered my face and said: Wife, you should think about it in a different position, if I beat you up, what would you think? When my wife heard this, she sat there and fell into deep thought, and after a while, she beat me up again! I asked incomprehensibly: Why did you beat me again? The wife said: I thought about it in a different position, this is really intolerable... Me: Then you still beat me? Wife: What I can't tolerate is that you dare if you beat me! It's too much!

9. The old man only has a primary school experience, but he has become a rich man worth more than 100 million yuan from scratch. Curious, I asked him, "How did you get rich?" The old man sighed and said, "Ten years ago, I went to the construction site to work, and after getting familiar with it, I slowly took over some projects..." Then I couldn't wait to ask: "And then you struggled step by step?" The old man shook his head and smiled bitterly: "After the matter is done, the developer has no money, and the house is not easy to sell at that time, so the black-hearted developer will take a few apartments to me!" You should know the next thing, what is the current house price? ”

10. My colleague went downstairs to buy water, and I quickly said, "Dude, help me buy a box of cigarettes." "Give him $50 when you're done." Twenty minutes later the colleague returned with a bitter face. I said, "What's wrong, I'll take my cigarette." My colleague instantly hugged me and said, "Brother! I can't stop you. I went to buy cigarettes and met my daughter-in-law, she said that I actually hid money from my private house, and stole your 50 yuan without listening to my explanation! ”

11. An aunt from afar came to visit her parents at home near the Spring Festival. As soon as the little cousin entered the community, she took her mother's hand and said, "Mom, this house is so tall!" "After saying that, I thought this aunt lived in the countryside. As she entered the elevator, her cousin shouted excitedly, "Mom, look! "Then I started to tour the city with my little cousin. After they left, they learned that their family lived in a villa...?

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