1. A friend asked me to borrow 10,000 yuan, and I transferred it to him on WeChat. At the end of the year, I received his 9999, thinking that one less piece would be one less piece, don't worry! Unexpectedly, his call came: Margot

1. My friend borrowed 10,000 yuan from me, and I transferred it to him on WeChat. At the end of the year, I received his 9999, thinking that one less piece would be one less piece, don't worry! Unexpectedly, his call came: Margot, received it! Originally, according to the bank interest, I had to pay you more than eight yuan, but I deducted ten yuan for WeChat withdrawal, so it was less than 9999. Thinking about the long and long new year, the number is auspicious, I just posted a few more hairs...? Listening to the tone of his speech, if I don't send a red envelope to thank you, I am not interesting enough?。。。

2. Once I went to eat hot pot, after eating out of the store always feel that there is a piece of meat between the teeth, very uncomfortable, just happened to have a black car next to it, I walked over to the car mirror opened my mouth to take a picture, I did not expect that there was really a piece of meat stuck in the gap between the teeth, I looked at the car window closed, thought that no one, I grinned and looked at the mirror with my hand, the car at this time came a burst of children's crying, and then came a sentence: Son don't cry, that's a person.?

3. Fa Xiao works at a listed company and talks about a girlfriend in Guangxi. When he went to her house to propose to her, the old man opened his mouth and asked for a dowry of 300,000 yuan. Fa Xiao listened to such a big number, and did not say anything to get up and leave. The old man stopped him and said, "Are you a man, you don't dare to struggle?" No counter-offer? Fa Xiao glanced at his 180-pound girlfriend and said: Forget it, I don't deserve her...

4. Boy: Uncle, do you have anything to do with my mother? Uncle: Oh, you tell your mother, just say that my wife is on a business trip! Boy: Why did your wife tell my mother when she was on a business trip? Uncle: Your mother knows...& Say no more children and don't care about adults! Boy: Cao, can I leave it alone! Yesterday your wife told my dad that you were on a business trip, and as a result, my dad told my mom that he was going to travel too... Now that you say that your wife is on a business trip, is it that my mother is also on a business trip... Leave me alone at home who cooks for me! uncle:.........

5. When I was wandering on the road after work, my mother called me and Xi Zizi told me to hurry back. Presumably again, I was introduced to the object and asked, "How about the girl?" "My mom said yes! Just hang up the phone. I hurried home, my parents are not at home, call over, she is very lively there she said: Your aunt finally wanted to have a girlfriend, I am in the hospital with your father, you hurry to cook, rhubarb must be hungry!

6. I remember when I was in junior high school, once after doing lunch exercises, I ate meat sandwich steamed buns and went back to the classroom. At that time, hundreds of people all rushed to the teaching building, and the scene was quite spectacular. I came up the stairs and jumped up... As a result, he fell on his head, the steamed bun in his mouth was all sprayed to the ground, and most of the meat sandwich bun in his hand was thrown out for a long distance... Under the admiring eyes of my classmates, I calmly stood up and walked to the meat sandwich bun thrown out in the distance, picked it up, and continued to eat while walking towards the teaching building...

7. My wife works in a foreign company and was recently promoted to be a supervisor. Her whole body was floating, and when she came home, she did not make clothes or wash her clothes. After a week in a row, I couldn't help but say: You don't wash my clothes, I've found someone to wash my clothes! You also know this person. My wife was furious, took the slippers and smoked me, and said: Who is it? I immediately said with grievance: That person is myself, can't I find myself to wash it?

8. In the sister-in-law's room, the sister-in-law and the brother-in-law quarreled and quarreled fiercely. In the end, the sister-in-law let the brother-in-law get out of the egg.? Brother-in-law said: Really fake?? Sister-in-law: Roll fast, roll far, don't let me see you again.? The brother-in-law said: You let me roll, you don't regret it!? Ten minutes later, the sister-in-law called the mobile phone.? Brother-in-law: What's wrong? Brother-in-law: Look, please! The money in the wallet is enough to change a lock!? The brother-in-law found that the wallet was forgotten!?

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