1, the sister-in-law works in a KTV, the number of guests contacted every day is very large, almost every day can earn 10,000, recently always feel nauseous and vomiting, poor appetite. Sister-in-law harm

1, the sister-in-law works in a KTV, the number of guests contacted every day is very large, almost every day can earn 10,000, recently always feel nauseous and vomiting, poor appetite. The sister-in-law was afraid that she was pregnant, so she went to the hospital for examination. After the report came out, the doctor asked, "How old are you?" Sister-in-law: "23! Doctor: "Are you married?" Sister-in-law: "No! Doctor: "Do you have a boyfriend?" Sister-in-law: "No! If you have anything to say, just say it, I can hold it! Doctor: "Then I'll just say, will we have a meal together in the evening?" ”

2. After the mother-in-law and the father-in-law divorced, the mother-in-law got half of the father-in-law's property, which is also a rich woman. That time, the mother-in-law went to the temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, took a fancy to the abbot, and donated 6 million yuan to the temple in order to pursue the abbot master. The two married after the abbot was still vulgar, and a year later the mother-in-law gave birth to a very cute daughter to the abbot. In the delivery room, the abbot looked at his daughter with a spoiled face: Daughter-in-law, how about our daughter called the Eight Precepts? Mother-in-law: No, I don't think the name is good! Abbot: What's wrong? Mother-in-law: Are you stupid? Don't you know your own surname Zhu?

3. After work, go to eat spicy and hot with your boyfriend, and check out when you finish eating. The waiter said, "Seven, eight, sixty-five, sixty-five!" I was not happy when I heard it: "We are both old customers, we should give us preferential points, give you sixty." "In the end I only paid sixty yuan, and my boyfriend has been praising me from last night until this morning, so there is a sense of accomplishment!"

4. This morning, I was eating buns in the company restaurant, and a female colleague sat next to me and said, "Last night I dreamed that you drove the colorful clouds to see me." I blushed, "Huh? Female colleague: "You still stick your tongue out at me." Me: "Haha, am I so naughty?" Female colleague: "Well, at that time, you were crouching at the feet of Erlang Shen." "I...

5, my mother let me go on a blind date, the other party's family is very rich, because there are mines! I couldn't help my mother, so I had to agree. The boy contacted me and told me to wait 50 meters to the left of the red light on a certain street. I said yes, but went straight down a street! An hour later, the boy called again and asked where I was. Me: "I've walked several streets, all green lights, no red lights, I'm tired, it looks like we don't have a fate, you go back!" ”

6. My cousin is a physical education teacher who leads a group of younger brothers. In class this day, my cousin stood in front of me to sort out the line. Just when his cousin shouted that Li Zheng was taking a breath, he suddenly sneezed. My cousin's brain jerked, "Who the hell is scolding me?" Then, a little friend came out trembling and said, "Teacher, it's me, I'm sorry..." The cousin was happy at the time, this child was really funny.

7. When Haidilao opened in the county, my wife had to pull me to taste it. There are many people in the store, and there are three or four tables waiting in line. The hostess is particularly good at business, saying: There are a few tables that will soon be eaten, and you will first wait for some melon seeds. My wife and I had to sit at the door and wait, and we chatted one after another. After waiting for about half an hour, my wife pulled on my clothes and said: Let's go home, my melon seeds are already full!

8, after graduating from junior high school, I no longer went to school, I heard that Guangzhou is the most economically developed city, so I went to work. When I arrived at an electronics factory, just a few days after work, a girl who was on an assembly line with me asked me for help, saying that she was urged to marry by the family, asking me to pretend to be her boyfriend, pay for a day, and promised me two hundred yuan. Because I had money to make, I agreed and went to her house that afternoon. Unexpectedly, her parents were really anxious, and after dinner, her father led us to my house. My parents were also very happy, and when both parties were combined, the wedding was scheduled for the eighth day of the first lunar month. So I got married like this!

9, the wife is not at home, take care of the children by herself, and now I know how hard my wife works every day. Start at 5 a.m., wash yourself up and start cooking. Tell your daughter to get up, and help her daughter pack her school bags and textbooks while urging her to eat. Hurried to the kindergarten, the teacher was already waiting at the door. I apologized to the teacher in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, teacher! Wake up late in the morning and make you wait at the door! I'm really sorry. The teacher said, "There's nothing to be embarrassed about, people your age don't have to go to kindergarten, you better go back and send your daughter here!" ”??

10. The brother-in-law does not want to be a moth at home, so he drives a Bentley to run Didi! On a rainy day, the brother-in-law picked up a couple, the appearance of a college student! The boy got into the car and said to his brother-in-law: Master, trouble go to the Super Eight Hotel! The girl gave the boy a blank look and said, "What is the name of the master?" What about your qualities? Then turn to the brother-in-law and say: Uncle, trouble follow the Didi route to haidilao, thank you! My brother-in-law is only 24 years old today!

11. Yesterday' Mother's Day, my boyfriend took me home to celebrate the festival for my future mother-in-law. Because this was the first time I went to my boyfriend's house, I was very nervous and just looked down to eat. Somehow, I couldn't stop burping after eating. When the future mother-in-law saw me like this, she told me a folk remedy: take a sip of water in your mouth and swallow the water the moment you burp. Then the moment I swallowed the water, I choked and sprayed the future mother-in-law with a face full of water...

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