1, the sister-in-law works in a KTV, the number of guests contacted every day is very large, almost every day can earn 10,000, recently always feel nauseous and vomiting, poor appetite. Sister-in-law harm

1, the sister-in-law works in a KTV, the number of guests contacted every day is very large, almost every day can earn 10,000, recently always feel nauseous and vomiting, poor appetite. The sister-in-law was afraid that she was pregnant, so she went to the hospital for examination. After the report came out, the doctor asked, "How old are you?" Sister-in-law: "23! Doctor: "Are you married?" Sister-in-law: "No! Doctor: "Do you have a boyfriend?" Sister-in-law: "No! If you have anything to say, just say it, I can hold it! Doctor: "Then I'll just say, will we have a meal together in the evening?" ”?

2, the brother-in-law likes to chew betel nut, and then a day without chewing it is uncomfortable. But since he went to a small workshop to buy betel nuts, he has now quit betel nuts. On this day, the brother-in-law customized a pennant and came to this small workshop happily to thank him. The owner of the small workshop was surprised and asked: "You buy betel nut, I sell betel nut, what is there to thank you for?" The brother-in-law said with a serious face: "Of course I want to thank you!" If you hadn't really made betel nuts in the past few years, how could I quit now! Now, I can eat a piece of chocolate at home and enjoy it. ”

3, the big boss went bankrupt and became an ordinary person who didn't even have a job. One day, the big boss saw a job advertisement for prison guards and went to apply for employment. The warden said, "These guys are not easy to manage, do you think you can do it?" The big boss replied, "No problem! If you dare to disobey discipline, I will let them all get out of the egg! The warden said, "Think beautifully, don't use the posture of being a boss here!" ”

4. After the old man's electronics factory went bankrupt, he drove the Erfa to collect the rags. Today there was a Ferrari in the middle of the road, and the driver was a little hot girl. The little hot girl jumped out of the car through the window, still holding a mobile phone in her hand, and the old man kept apologizing. The little hot girl gave the old man a blank look, and then gave him the mobile phone. Let the husband take a picture of her and Ferrari. Then the little hot girl sent a circle of friends: there was a little car accident today, and it felt cute! Then the little hot girl drove away with the Ferrari, leaving the old man alone on the road messy...

5. When I first interacted with my husband, one of his female friends came to play at home, and we invited her to dinner. They laughed and played together during the meal, and she even tapped my husband's head with chopsticks, sneering and hating. This is completely fooling me! So I smiled and said, "Sister, you are so gentle, I am like this when he makes me angry." After saying that, he grabbed the spoon and knocked it his husband's head, almost knocking him unconscious.?

6, the first day of college, everyone does not know, when I ran for class president, in order to make a good impression on the class teacher, the brother signed up. After I got on the podium, I talked a lot about how to manage the goals and plans of our class in the future. At the end of the conversation, Takashi blurted out excitedly, "So! Today I want to announce to you that I want to run for class teacher! "I can't forget the surprised expression on the head teacher's face at the time. Then I was pushed by the class teacher!! Recommended to be the president of the student council, and took a scholarship for four years!

7, the wife's girlfriend was dumped by the boyfriend, so that all day to SI to live, the wife saw it and was afraid that she would not be able to open it and receive it to the house. In the morning, my daughter-in-law went out to buy breakfast, and her girlfriend hugged me from behind and said: Brother, I like you for a long time, you divorce my girlfriend, marry me. I caught a glimpse of my wife's phone on the couch, which she never left. Then he pushed her away and said: What do you think, my favorite is my wife, no one can do it!!

8. The brother-in-law worked as a salesman in a Rolls-Royce 4S store, and then the business became bigger and bigger, and there was no opportunity to rest for a year. On my sister's birthday, my sister asked my brother-in-law, "How much do you make in a day?" The brother-in-law replied, "About 20,000, what's wrong?" So the sister opened Alipay to transfer 20,000 yuan to her brother-in-law, and then the sister said: "I saved 20,000 yuan, gave you Alipay to transfer over, can you accompany me on this rest day??" ”

9. In the evening, part-time play live broadcast, this day invited grandma as a guest. Her ears were not very good when she was older, and the conversation between the two of us about the bull's head against the horse's mouth did not expect to be actually on fire. On this day, a local tycoon brushed me 300,000 yuan, and I bought a Redmi mobile phone for my grandmother. She often can't hear the ringtone of the mobile phone, but she likes to go square dancing, every time her puppy goes with her, over time the puppy will jump up as long as she hears the music of the square dance, and then she will change the ringtone of the mobile phone to the music of the square dance, as long as she sees the puppy suddenly dancing, she knows that the call is coming..."

10. My father-in-law is a doctor, and one day at home I received a call from a colleague: "Playing mahjong, three missing one!" "Father-in-law said come right away!" The mother-in-law asked next to her, "Is the situation serious?" The brother said solemnly, "Very seriously, there are already three doctors there!" At this time, the mother-in-law slapped her face and said, "What are you going to treat as a veterinarian?" What mythical beast needs four veterinarians to watch together? ”

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