1. One day five years ago, my sister was beaten by my brother-in-law, and my sister went back to her mother's house crying. When my dad found out, he got up and said to my mom: You comfort your daughter, I'll go out. Then my father went to my brother-in-law's house with red eyes and said to my brother-in-law: If my daughter does anything wrong in the future, you will beat me, because I did not educate her well. After saying that he was ready to kneel, he was pulled up by my brother-in-law, and he slapped himself with tears and said: Dad, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Until now, I had never heard of my brother-in-law beating my sister.
2. Before marrying my daughter-in-law, I often went to her house, usually I lived in her room and she lived in the living room. Every night when she was lonely, she had to wait until her family had gone to sleep, and then whistle three long and two short. One night I blew the code again, and my daughter-in-law did not respond for a long time, I wondered, and the probe looked into the living room. Seeing the old man pushing the sleeping daughter-in-law: Hey! Don't sleep, shout you in!
3. After work, my sister-in-law suddenly came to my house to rub rice, and my wife happened to be on a business trip. So I took her to dinner, chatted at home, and somehow we talked about plastic surgery. I said to my sister-in-law, "If you want to go for a facelift, at most two dollars will be enough." She happily took the mirror and looked at her face, then asked, "Really? Am I that perfect? I said slowly, "Yes, take the bus to the plastic surgery hospital, the doctor shook his head and said he couldn't get it, you take the bus back." ”
4. A while ago, I was unemployed, and my husband opened a small supermarket for me half a million. In order to attract customers, they posted advertisements: no matter how much they spend, there are big gifts! Just posted out a man came in and took a bag of washing powder to check out. He asked, "What about my gifts?" I handed him a balloon, and the man said angrily, "Don't you say it's a big gift?" "I had to take the balloon, blow it hard and hand it to him." Isn't that big enough? I said leisurely.
5. Fang Zhan recently soaked a rich woman who often came to Shangxiang, and Fang Zhan wanted to marry her and live a life. So Fang Zhan wanted to say that he would meet her family, but the rich woman never agreed. Today the two went shopping, and the rich woman suddenly said to the other party that her family was not far in front, so she quickly took a detour. Fang Zhan saw that this was an opportunity, and he could take this opportunity to show his face. If it weren't for the rich woman's husband who was also present at the time, Fang Zhan felt that this meeting should be quite successful!
6. In order to make the only daughter live a good life, the old man took out all the savings he had saved for a lifetime and paid us a down payment for the house. But the monthly loan also put a lot of pressure on me, and I quit my white-collar job and became a taxi driver. Last night, I drove an old lady who sat in the co-pilot and kept staring at me. Then the old mother began to complain: "Oh, driver, you drive too slowly, driver, the road here I am particularly familiar with, you don't take me around the long way, driver, why does your fare table show 94.5, you are planning to pit me this old man, I know everything." I couldn't bear it anymore and yelled, "You have a brain disease, this is the radio, not the fare meter." "#Funny Paragraph#"
7. A few days ago, the female colleague said that she would introduce her beautiful girlfriend to me, and after listening to it, I was so happy in my heart that I was immersed in joy all day. Today it was time to meet, the female colleague came with her girlfriend, and when she looked, it was beautiful. Then the female colleague found a reason to go first and let us get along on our own. Her girlfriend said bluntly: I am different from other girls, I don't care if you don't have a house, no car, no savings. I was thrilled as soon as I heard it, such a good girl is rare. Her girlfriend took a sip of water and continued: "But I care about your appearance, and it is your fault to look like this, so we are not suitable." Oops, that hurts my self-esteem too much, doesn't it?
8. After graduation, I delivered a courier in SF and met a rich woman who lived in Country Garden. On this day, he accompanied the rich woman to hang out in the LV private custom shop and met his ex-girlfriend. Ex-girlfriend flauntingly said: I'm married, what about you? Presumably still alone, right? I looked at the rich woman with a distressed look, who expected her to understand in seconds. The rich woman hugged me and spoiled, honey, people want to buy that global limited edition bag! Isn't that nice! Haha, only to see the ex-girlfriend's face immediately blackened.?
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