1. My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, the long charm is still there, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law is in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors who want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I worked out of the shadows, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!
2. My sister-in-law eloped with a rich man, and my brother found me a new sister-in-law. Within a few days of their marriage, the two of them quarreled at home. After learning of this incident, a large group of us went to persuade each other. The sister-in-law cried: He said that he would not smoke, and you see this full of cigarette butts. The brother roared: You play mahjong every day and have a reason, I am in a bad mood and smoke a few cigarettes! My father said leisurely: Mahjong, don't make your wife angry, you see your face is swollen.
3. After my wife got up, she asked me to accompany her to go shopping, I said I wouldn't go, but the card was for you, just swipe! After my wife left, I secretly secretly rejoiced: every time you go out with you, you buy and buy, and everything is driven to me, this time I don't look at how much you can buy for this small body! After my wife came back, I took a look, haha this time I really haven't bought anything, empty-handed. I looked again, and behind me were two big men, both of whom were hanging from their bodies except for their heads! Suddenly my heart was cold.?
4. The husband is driving for the leader, once the leader drank too much, the husband went to pick up the leader. The leader stood by the car and called him and said, "You don't have to come, I'll take a taxi back." Then he got into the object's car and said, "This driver is very familiar." When I arrived at the unit, I asked my husband how much it cost, and my husband said stupidly that he didn't need it. The leader said: This guy is a good guy, much better than my driver.
5. The brother-in-law died of diabetes at an early age, and the cousin remarried to a rich second generation. Yesterday afternoon my cousin asked me to go to Starbucks for afternoon tea, and after meeting, I found her sad face. Curious, I asked her: What's wrong with you? Dissatisfied with life after marriage? Cousin: Yes, you said why am I so miserable, the wedding date to catch up with the mother-in-law to give birth to the second child, just after crossing the door to wait for the confinement.
6. My wife and I met each other on a blind date, and today my wife said she regretted it. I asked her angrily: What's wrong? I regret marrying, what did the blind date do? The wife said helplessly: It is the wrong understanding when I am blind date. I wondered: what was misunderstood. The wife sighed and said: At that time, I saw that you were quite rich. I smiled and said, "You'll still look good." The wife continued: Do you think, this old ugly does not have the money to dare to come on a blind date? Who knew I had met.
7. Open for rent today, pick up a goddess-level beauty during the evening rush hour. She got in the car and said the phone was dead and asked me to borrow it, then called a man as if it were her suitor. I reminded her that she hadn't hung up yet: long story short, my phone is running out of money. The beauty didn't seem to want to talk to the other person anymore, and said through my words: Long story short, my mobile phone is running out of money. Then not long after she got out of the car, my mobile phone suddenly came a message, 2000 yuan recharge to the account...
8. I have a big emotion in my dorm room!! Master, today I have specifically told me a method of dealing with the rejection of the form of white language. If you refuse, you will directly say that you are joking with her, which does not lose face at all, and can alleviate the embarrassment. When I went to the supermarket that day and happened to meet my goddess, I had the courage to come forward and confess, "I like you!" The goddess was stunned: "I like you too." "I was dumbfounded, the roommate only taught me what I was rejected, not how to deal with consent!"
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