1. Take a bath with my girlfriend, she has to let me take off first, I take off my shirt, she also let me take off my pants, I said are you sick? She didn't speak, and when I had finished taking off my pants, she took off her clothes and went into the shower, washing and washing her and saying: You don't take off your pants, I thought you were a man...
2. The phone stopped, and sent a V letter to the buddies with the wireless network: charge me some phone bills and pay you back at night. After two hours, I opened my phone and looked at 48 messages. Among them, 45 said that they did not have to pay it back, 3 said not to forget to pay it back, remember to pay it back, and the rest directly said that it was charged. Then, there were 3 girls who said: It's over, and I like you! Well, looking at the 3,000+ bill balance, and two alternate girlfriends, is this a beautiful blunder?
3. Before his death, the rich second generation grandfather called the rich second generation father Rich Man alone to the sick window. Then gave him a passbook and said: There are several hundred million in it, left to you. After Grandpa left, the rich man invested this money, bought a villa, and met the local tycoon of the villa next door. Yesterday was the rich man's big birthday for the old man, and he was driven out by his brother-in-law, and said that he would fight once at a time. The local tycoon asked the rich man: What is going on? The rich man was very aggrieved: I went back late last night, and I had not had time to change my clothes. Local tycoon: What clothes did you wear that made everyone so angry? The rich man sighed: Filial piety, I haven't finished filial piety for my father.
4. Nowadays, women love beauty, the weather has turned cold, and there are still many female colleagues who wear short skirts and stockings to work. Recently, a new girl has a very good face shape, Lolita, that is, the legs are a little thick. Today I guess it was too hot to even wear stockings, and then I was attracted to her thighs. The thickness of the fur made me think of the elbow!
5. At noon, I was eating at the noodle restaurant downstairs in the community, when a beautiful woman suddenly came in and instantly attracted my attention. Only to see the beautiful woman go to the front desk and ask the boss: "Can you deliver food or not??? The boss was stunned and asked incomprehensibly: "Haven't you already come to the store??? Just eat here!!! Beauty smiled and handed over a note and said, "This is the address of my netizen's home, I really can't find his home, if you can deliver food, by the way, send me over!!! ”
6. My cousin was on a business trip and met a beautiful stewardess on the plane, and the two got married not long after. After getting married, the flight attendant and the mother-in-law of the community mixed particularly well. They often buy vegetables and play mahjong together, and they also dance square dance together in the evening. Today my cousin and flight attendant went out shopping, and she took out her mobile phone to voice one of them: "See your husband buying apples." The cousin said: "You are really gossipy, what does it have to do with you that others buy apples?" She said, "I'm a Zhi'en Tu Bao, and usually they notify me like this when they see you coming home." ”?? #Headline Comedian#"
7. At that time, my buddies showed off to me that the boss gave him ten days for this annual leave. But he didn't want to rest, so he asked me to introduce him to a part-time job. I felt strange and asked him: You have a hard time taking a vacation, why do you still think about part-time work, is it a tight hand lately? The friend sighed: No, the homework assigned by the wife at home on vacation is a little too much, and I want to come out and catch my breath. "
8. Shangjin was at work when he suddenly received a call from his old colleague. Table Mate: Dude, I'm getting married, the down payment on the house is almost the same, can I borrow some money? Shangjin asks: How much to borrow? The same table hurriedly said: Just twenty thousand. Upward slowly and leisurely said: twenty thousand is not enough, you see, buy a house to decorate it, get married and honeymoon. Just do it, borrow you a hundred thousand! The table was very excited, and we talked for half an hour about the good old days. Then curiously asked: Dude, what are you doing now? It's a mix. Shangjin smiled and said: It's okay, it's a mortgage. As soon as the conversation dropped, the phone hung up. ??? 5 female colleagues in the company have not had a boyfriend, I introduced her to an object, this morning she took a leave of absence to go on a blind date, and has been blackface after returning to the company. I asked: How was the blind date? She said: The man was too stingy, looked at the menu for half a day, and ordered a Yangzhou fried rice. I asked him, just one fried rice, is it enough for two people to eat? As a result, he called the waiter to add two more fried eggs!?
#Funny Moment#Funny Paragraph# #年度搞笑名场面 #
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