1. Go back to your hometown with your boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, the boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?"

1. Go back to my hometown with my boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, my boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?" Me: "Uncle, I'll go to Li Xiaodong's house!" Just then, my boyfriend came out and I said to him, "Did this uncle say anything about your village?" Boyfriend: "This grandson who does not know, my neighbor" I tugged on the boyfriend's clothes to make him speak more politely, and the uncle next to him saw the boyfriend and greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, you are back?" I, depend, the rural generations are really chaotic...

2. Go to work in the morning and take the elevator to stop on the first floor, which makes me angry all the time, who is doing the prank, idle! A big sister next to me pulled a suitcase and patiently said to me: Young people, relax your mind, adults who can do this, it is estimated that children are fooling around... I calmly asked: Big sister, have you just returned from a business trip... Big Sister: Yes! Me: Oh, no wonder...?

3. The brother-in-law bought a Toyota Land Cruiser in Tianjin Parallel Import! After paying the money, I found that the wheels in the left front and left rear were different, and the models were different! So I asked the owner of the second-hand market and said, "How is this wheel different!" How thick in the left front, thin in the left rear! The boss thought for a moment and said, "I don't know, maybe one is the front leg, the other is the hind leg!" ”

4. The leader who was in a particularly good mood after the 5th marriage gave me two bottles of his treasured Feitian Maotai and I immediately took them to honor the old man. My mother-in-law was particularly enthusiastic and prepared a table of good dishes for me. We just ate, the sister-in-law went shopping and came back, she shouted with the surname Fen: Met my ex-boyfriend today, after breaking up with me, I found a good ugly girlfriend, collapsed nose bridge, small eyes, and a face of freckles, the two people actually had the good sense of holding hands shopping, haha. My seven-year-old girlfriend said solemnly: Little aunt, he would rather find someone so ugly than you, what are you happy about? The sister-in-law was stunned for a moment, and suddenly she cried, and it was not good to coax her.

5. Whether it is a man or a woman, as long as you reach a certain age, there will be people who will rush and panic and shout that you are looking for someone! This different thing introduced an object, and after meeting, I found that he did not look very good, but he talked politely and with a little humor, and thought that this was not bad. After sitting all morning, he asked me how I thought of him, and I said it was pretty good, you can touch it. After hearing this, he actually laughed and said, "But I think you are too ugly for us to be inappropriate, hahahahahahahaha

6. The owner of our company is simply the reincarnation of Zhou Pickpocket, there is no fault, there is no heating in winter, and air conditioning is not allowed. Everyone complained about this, and they couldn't reach out their hands in the cold, which was very unpleasant... Two days ago, he came to the company to go around, and everyone found the opportunity to give him advice, and strongly asked to turn on the air conditioner, otherwise what if he was cold? The owner was also cheerful, saying that he would solve this matter and reassure us. As a result, early the next morning, our supervisor brought a large bag of cold medicine, saying that the boss bought it, so that we could eat it when we got cold...

7. My sister has been busy lately, so she gave me the task of picking up and dropping off her niece. On the way, I had a good conversation with my niece, and when she reached the school gate, she suddenly stopped. Then the mysterious ear said to me: Auntie, I have mastered 18 kinds of baby coaxing skills, and now I will send you to give me a baby. Hearing this, I immediately burst into tears: Your aunt and I have mastered 18 kinds of skills for giving birth to babies, and now I am a bad man!

8. After work, I rushed straight out of the company to squeeze the bus, which was really overcrowded. At one stop, the conductor shouted to the people who were going to get on the bus: "Don't get on the bus again, there are no seats on the bus!" Just then, a fat girl in the car suddenly wanted to get out of the car here, and she just stepped out of the car door. Only to hear the conductor shouting, "Hurry, hurry!" It can also go up to 5 places. ”

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