1, waiting for the holidaySday I am too bored, I remembered that before someone consulted me on the knowledge of the agricultural university accountant, consulting is just that! He also said that because the score of the agricultural university is not high, he will consider anger 😤 and anger

1, waiting for the holidaySday I am too bored, I remembered that before someone consulted me on the knowledge of the agricultural university accountant, consulting is just that! I also said that because the score of the agricultural university is not high, I thought about it 😤 and was angry and bored, I 🤔 suddenly remembered two days ago, and asked her, but I remembered the wrong time and thought it was this year's college entrance examination! The following conversation occurred suspecting that the other party was also a cyber crook

2, pluck up enough courage, about the favorite girl at 6 o'clock at night to eat together, this is 6:20, she has not come. I couldn't resist and sent her a message: "Where's it going?" "There was no response. Is this a silent rejection? Or is it the high-cold disregard? My heart is sinking. Just then, I received a message. She sent it: "It's eye shadow." ”

3, today Kaijie took his son to breakfast, ordered an 8 yuan noodles and 5 yuan of meat. After eating, Kaijie asked: How much money does my son have? The son broke his finger and counted for half a day, helplessly saying: I don't know. Kaijie said: How to do it, this can not be counted. As a result, the son said straightly: I just finished eating, my head is full of noodles, how can I calculate it.

4, almost the New Year, thinking of going to the bank to withdraw money, said to the counter salesman: "Take 1500!" The salesman said, "Not so much." Me: "Then do you see if there are other windows?" The salesman said helplessly: "It's not so much in your card!" "My heart has never hurt so much

5, every time I look in the mirror, I always encourage myself with my own psychological words: "I am very creative, ugly is not my intention, don't lose my temper in heaven, I will live bravely, with my endless creativity." To set off the beauty of this world! Actually I'm really, really creative...

6, someone went out to take the bus, came to the bus stop, only to find that they forgot to bring money and mobile phones when they went out. So, he turned his pockets over and over, unfortunately only found 4 cents, helpless he thought, then I will invest 4 cents, but I am afraid of recruiting a greedy and cheap suspect, the heart is very unpleasant, . Look for it again, at the bottom of the pocket and turned to the 1 cent meal ticket, they threw it into the coin box together, and found a seat to sit down...

7, do you know what it is like for a woman to live thoroughly? You don't expect anything from others, you don't pursue others for you, it doesn't matter how others evaluate you, you don't want to talk to boring people, and you want to please yourself in advance.

8, nowadays, the average life expectancy of human beings has reached the historical limit, with the development of aging, human science and technology will pay more attention to how to continue to improve human life expectancy. Genetic engineering will have unlimited potential for development, and some modifications of the human body will also be on the agenda. Get ready and join the glorious evolution.

9, in the past, my mother couldn't stand me playing with my mobile phone, and when she saw me playing with my mobile phone, she nagged me next to me. Some time ago, my mother's mobile phone was broken, and I changed to a smart phone. Now my mother holds the mobile phone brush every day, bored I finally take revenge, every day next to my mother nagging... After two days of nagging, my dad spoke to me: You hurry up! Your mom who nagged every day stopped playing with her phone and started picking on me!

10, sometimes it is like having depression, and the mood is suddenly bad. Once things have passed, you will feel that you actually just want too much. To be troubled is to torture oneself with one's own faults; to regret is to destroy oneself with a helpless past; to worry is to frighten oneself with virtual risks; to be lonely is to imprison oneself with a self-made cell; to be inferior is to use the strengths of others to destroy oneself. Get rid of these and you'll have a lot easier!

11, get up in the morning to wash your face layer by layer of skin care products, stand in front of the mirror and apply smeared with wandering, suddenly the eyes are tingling, accidentally poked the eyelids. Tears "rushed" down. The male ticket looked at me helplessly: a face spot is a face spot, I am used to it, you actually cried yourself ugly?

12, this time is really physically weak. Every day I work overtime until more than 11 o'clock, and I have to write papers when I go home at night. Every day at about three o'clock in the morning to sleep, this is too tired, the mood is also extremely irritable. A colleague told me: You need to combine work and leisure, listen to Buddhist scriptures when you are fine, and purify your soul. You don't say it really works, no, I'm unemployed...

13, love to play a little clever this problem I have since I was a child... When he was seven years old, he overheard the story of "Sima Guang smashing the cylinder" and wanted to take the idea for himself. Then I used a glass ball to convince my five-year-old cousin to cooperate... When I put my cousin into the big vat of the fruit courtyard, I found that the current water tank was many times stronger than in ancient times, and the stones I prepared could not be smashed at all............ Fortunately, the water in the tank is not too full, and the cousin tiptoeing his mouth barely can barely stick to the surface of the water until I call the adult... How many years have passed, just now my cousin saw me and avoided me...

14, Dad, I am writing homework and homework every day, I feel so tired! Can I not write it? Touching his son's head, he said softly: Son, think about it, if you collect five days of homework, can you redeem a weekend? After collecting a semester's worth of homework, you can redeem it for a month or two of winter and summer vacations? Isn't that a lot more motivating! The son nodded his head hard and took the initiative to write his homework...