Reporter: Uncle, you are so flexible with your hands and feet, your spirit is so strong, what is the secret to staying young? Uncle: Bored smoking, lonely drinking, getting up early, greedy, staying up late, minus tens in winter

Reporter: Uncle, you are so flexible with your hands and feet, your spirit is so strong, what is the secret to staying young? Uncle: bored smoking, lonely drinking, getting up early, greedy, staying up late, running around at minus tens of degrees in winter, running hard like 50 degrees in summer, three meals a day are not on time! Get close to nature almost every day, 365 days a year. Reporter: Huh? Uncle, what industry are you working in? Uncle: I'm in engineering. Reporter: So uncle, your high birthday this year? Uncle took a deep breath of smoke and looked into the sky: Almost 30!

2, Valentine's Day, as a female solo steel single dog for more than twenty years, I naturally ran to the Internet café. But I couldn't rest assured that the sons in the dormitory, so I sent a red envelope in the dormitory group when I finished playing a round of LOL. As a result, 3 people were all there, and they were robbed of the light in seconds! I couldn't help but laugh at them: haha, sure enough, the three of you guys didn't date today. As a result, I received three such replies: I am his girlfriend and he is in the shower. Who are you?" I hesitated for a moment and replied: I'm the girlfriend of your boyfriend's roommate, and my boyfriend is also in the shower, and he asked me to hand out a red envelope on my behalf

3, my husband is a game fan, every day as long as he comes home, he will play LOL in front of the computer. Today when my husband played LOL team battle. I suddenly asked him, "When did we get together?" He blurted out, "April 6th!" "But we were obviously together on April 1st. I said angrily, "You really don't love me anymore, you can't remember such an important day!" My husband silently quit the game and turned over a circle of friends that we both showed off and loved. The date is Exactly April 6th.

4) Will Mercury's perimeter orbit help the planet produce ice? This may sound like a paradox, but a recent analysis of the chemical composition of Mercury's surface suggests that ice produced by heat may indeed exist. Although the daytime temperature on Mercury can reach 400 degrees Celsius, it can still freeze in the crater that avoids the sun. There, the surface is exposed to a cold space of about minus 200 degrees Celsius.

5, Ma Yun said: If the hospital uses Alipay, it will be good. After payment, confirm the payment after treatment, and give a bad review if the attitude is not good, so that the hospital's service attitude will be much better. The doctor and nurse followed behind and smiled and said, "Dear... Give a good review! "If it is not cured, apply for a refund, so that the hospital reform will be perfected." Would you agree to like it???

6, others are wondering why I am popular? This is not surprising, the first is that I am cute, others know that I am harmless to people and animals at a glance, and the second is to thank my ex-boyfriend, he hung all the contact information of the old woman on the Internet, and also marked the marriage hotline, men and women are not limited...

7, I raised two fish in the office, with tea box fish food, today a colleague asked me what tea, I joked that it is imported similar to buckwheat. In the afternoon, as soon as I entered the office, all my colleagues were brewing my fish food and drinking, and some colleagues said: How can you still have a seafood flavor in this tea!

8, the husband has a bad problem, every morning up like to fart in the bed. I decided to tease him a bit, bought a pig intestine, secretly put it in the duvet in the morning, and then pretended to be making breakfast casually. After a while, the husband ran over with a sallow face and said: "Woo woo wife, in the morning the fart is bigger, the intestines are out, fortunately I have stuffed it back!" I: .....

9. My cousin graduated from graduate school and works for the company. The manager of the company was her father-in-law, and none of her colleagues knew about it. And she called her father-in-law Hello. It feels very rude to listen, and colleagues are talking behind their backs, saying that cousins are very rude! Once, she went to the warehouse to check the accounts. She always called the old man in the warehouse manager, and the caretaker was angry, and he gave his cousin two slaps in public. Someone called the manager. This time she would call out to Daddy: Daddy, he slapped me twice. The manager said: Child, play well, so that you will know how to be a person. Having a high degree is an easy task, and learning to be a person is even more important. She left unconvinced, and the crowd praised the caretaker for playing beautifully.

10, our company came to a woman, there is a very beautiful vest line, after a few days to find that she will not do anything! The boss asked, "What the hell are you going to do like this?" The woman said: "I will collect rent, but now it is All WeChat Pay, I am really idle at home, I will come out to experience life!" Boss: "You go to the finance to settle the salary!" She came back not long after she finished her salary, put a stack of money on the boss's desk and said: "This is compensation for your liquidated damages!" ”

1 You just ate shi! I have a piece of paper, came from the bathroom in the morning, just entered the door and burped. The leader smiled strangely and said, "Whatever you steal, you burp." "I'm watching all over the office, do I want to explain?"

12 The husband and wife stood at the door of the house with a depressed look, and the neighbor asked incomprehensibly, "What happened?" "It's just unlucky! The key to our garage was forgotten in the room, the key to the room was forgotten in the car, but the car was locked in the garage. ”

13, help a little boy haircut, about 5 or 6 years old. Very quiet, staring at himself in the mirror motionlessly, when he was halfway through, he suddenly jumped off the chair, pouted, put his hand on the mirror, kissed himself in the mirror, and then sat back on the chair in a serious way, in one go, and his mother also stayed for half a day.

14. During the festival, my wife and I went out to the night market for dinner in the evening and found a lot of novelties. There is a stall with a snare, there are a lot of beautiful gadgets on the stall, and the owner is an uncle, shouting next to the stall. Ten dollars to get three circles for the wife to play, she was very happy, said to set a big doll back, and then directly a circle thrown out, directly set the shopkeeper's bald head ... The shopkeeper's uncle looked at me very grumpily, and then said to my wife: Sister, if you have a husband, don't tease the uncle, okay...