1, the brother-in-law found a bank card in the park, the card also said: password 000333! He was ecstatic and hurried to a nearby bank to withdraw the money. The brother-in-law handed over the bank card

1, the brother-in-law found a bank card in the park, the card also said: password 000333! He was ecstatic and hurried to a nearby bank to withdraw the money. The brother-in-law handed the bank card to the staff, and then nervously entered the password, fortunately the password was correct. The staff member asked, "Sir, how much money are you going to?" The brother-in-law had the courage to say, "Two hundred thousand." The teller actually said: "I'm sorry, 60,000 and above must be booked in advance, please ask you to make an appointment?" The brother-in-law was surprised and said, "Well, then I'll take fifty thousand first." Staff: "I'm sorry, you don't have any money in this card!" ”

2, I remember when I did not have a sister I was still very moist, only since having a sister, my parents are a little eccentric. The delicious and fun ones are only for my sister, and I can only watch from the side. Once my sister and I grabbed a toy, and my parents beat me up and said I was disobedient. I said angrily: You are very eccentric. My mother said: Girls should be spoiled and raised, otherwise they will not be able to withstand confusion in the future, and boys will not need it. I said helplessly: Boys do not pet and raise, how to spoil girls in the future? Can a girl who can't spoil her find a partner?

3, last night my daughter-in-law wanted to eat canned lychee, screwed for half a day did not unscrew, ask me for help, I took it, the can lid was screwed, "boo" open! The daughter-in-law held out her thumb: Husband, you are so powerful! I'm humble: what is this! I have more power in the back! As I said that, I picked up the can and put it on my back, and in the blink of an eye, there was an empty bottle left!

4. The daughter is in the first grade this year, very naughty and cute, and brings infinite joy to the family every day. Don't go to work this weekend and enjoy a rare break at home. Early in the morning, the daughter asked her wife: Mom, I also want to have a husband, can you borrow your husband for me for a day? The wife thought about it and nodded her head in acquiescence. My daughter turned her head and wrapped her arms around me and said, "Husband, many of our classmates have telephone watches, can you also buy them for me?" I......

5. My sister and brother-in-law went on a business trip so that I could take care of her little nephew for a few days. In the evening, I tutored my nephew in mathematics: "You have an orange, I will give you two more, how many do you have?" Little nephew: "I don't know, the teacher taught us to use apples." I said, "Well, three dollars a pound of apples, how much is three pounds?" Little nephew: "You have to first explain how many apples there are in a pound." "My mind is broken...

6. When the daughter-in-law visited RT-Mart, she bought a little pork belly. When I got home and made braised pork, it tasted so good that I ate a lot and my son ate two pieces. As a result, my son accidentally dropped a piece on the ground, and I asked my son not to do it and throw it in the trash. My wife was angry: I cook so hard, why did you throw it away like this? Pick it up and rinse it with hot water and eat it. Then my wife picked up the meat and rinsed it with hot water and put it in my bowl, and I was so touched.

7. During the summer vacation of my sophomore year at Northwestern Polytechnical University, I went to the construction site with a classmate to do summer vacation work. The food on the construction site was very poor, and one night I made a pack of instant noodles to eat in the dormitory. At the beginning of eating, the classmates came, and the classmates said, Brother, let's go out to eat! I was so excited that I hurriedly threw the instant noodles in the trash. I followed behind my classmates, who said it was too hot in the house, go out to eat, cool down. I said you come, I picked up a good brick at the construction site yesterday.?

8, my girlfriend accompanied me to the football field to play football, and there was a buddy in the middle who accidentally dislocated. Everyone was going to take it to the hospital, and the girlfriend rushed up and said, "Don't move, I know how to pick up the doctor." "Just listen to the click, click, click, the girlfriend will get it done." Accompanied by the screams of the parties, they were sent to the hospital, and the examination said that it was a fracture. It was a very simple thing to do, but I lost thousands of people!?

9. When he was a child, his cousin was mischievous and did not understand things, and was often mixed doubles by his uncle and aunt. Now they are in their twenties, and they have been asked why their cousins have been asked, and it turns out that it was my aunt who entrusted someone to arrange a blind date for my cousin. When the woman met him, she had a good impression of him, and directly said: I don't mind that you don't have a house, no deposit, as long as you are good to me! As a result, the cousin thought for half a day and said: You won't come with a giveaway, right?

10. Some time ago, friends and a few buddies of the street dance club went to the park to practice dancing in the open space before they warmed up, and a group of big aunts who grabbed the land came. The two sides quarreled, and after a while, a big aunt suddenly stood up and danced directly. Provocatively: If you also have a square dance, we will leave immediately! Eventually, we silently parted under the disdainful eyes of the big moms.

11. Every month, I will maintain my car. Today I went to do maintenance on time, and a BMW 320 with "Little Apple" full of LED lights drove past me. I glanced disdainfully and gave the car repair master Science popularization: The people who drive this kind of car are all installed, although it is a BMW, but it is not expensive, at most 300,000. The master gave me a blank look: less nonsense! 1 piece of pumping, 1 piece of oil on the chain, a total of 2 pieces!

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